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Brockton Skankbeast Who Cried Rape Is Arrested A Second Time Since Shovel Murder – Cliché Hoodrats Defend Her And Get Torn Apart By Hub For Being Stupid

Looks like Skanktits McRapecry is back in the clink!

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Mary Hill, the broad that screamed “rape” in the center of the Brockton shovel murder, JUST got out of Framingham on March 2nd. If you all remember, she was arrested a few weeks ago, for showing her face in court in order to support her boyfriend of three months. This was all because Bae bludgeoned his pal in the skull with a shovel because he thought he was raping his girlfriend.

You all remember her from such takedowns as:

Brockton Murder Suspect’s Girlfriend Cried Rape Against Victim And He’s Dead Because Of It. We Looked In To Her, Think She’s Full Of Crap, And Should Be Arrested Too


Skankbeast At The Center Of Brockton Murder Lands Behind Bars – Sources Tell SSTG That She Is A Hooker Who Would Turn Tricks For Drugs – Has History Of Violence

She’s a low key hooker, drug fiend, and has a record as long as my legs for breaking restraining orders, losing her kids, assault with deadly weapons and bunch of other crap. 

She doesn’t like us for the exposes we did on her. Probably because we called her a lying whore. Truth hurts. I always have tons of negative shit to say about people who get caught screwing around and a life is ended because of it.

Seems Mary, who we got word was looking to score some drugs just hours after she was released from Framingham, was driving around on Saturday when her pal’s car got pulled over. I guess she had a straight warrant or something. Maybe she forgot to pay her phone bill…

What I gathered in intel, from the Brockton Hub Honey Badgers, the new warrant could mean that she has some new charges coming up. 
Thank you Deborah! Let’s hope Mary Skankbeast is getting charged as an accomplice! I have no clue how someone couldn’t go two weeks without violating ghetto probation… but Mary isn’t your average ratchet. She’s one that instigated a murder by cheating on her Bae.

However, this time around, she had a couple of defenders when someone posted her news article on the Hub.

No, Taryn and Lauren. They aren’t walking free. They killed a guy. If they can’t land charges on Mary the police now know her name and she will go away on all the other skanky shit she does. Mary’s defenders are everything you thought they would be AND MORE. Taryn is a Fupasloth Duckface Chameleon. She shoots her selfies in a way that she doesn’t look so portly and does so by angling the camera high up and squishing her face like a mutated mallard. 

But upon further investigation we see that she’s a bit more rotund than she lets on. 

Yikes. So, because Taryn was getting crucified for standing up for her murder-instigating pal, the guy who drives his inch of salami in to her had to chime in to save her.

I said to myself, “SSTG, you’re a couple of bottles of wine in and I bet you he’s got a golden profile. You should click it.”

It’s like then golden trio of window-licking hoodrat. Instead of just typing “Only God can judge me” he actually got it tattooed on his arm. He looks like Baby Huey on Brockvegas, mouth-breathing, steroids. Hes got a hysterical fake job listed (because he looks like he gets winded getting off the couch) and is wearing the staple crown of all low lives. The flat-brimmed Chicago Bulls hat!

Maybe I’m the messiah because I’m totally judging right now.

I shared this with the Turtleboy secret group, mostly because I couldn’t stop laughing, and my pal Stella pointed out that he’s actually got the shaved eyebrow too.

The picture of him laying in bed actually made my vagina snap shut like a bear trap. There is nothing appealing about this guy.

But hey! He was like a knight in shining tin foil, when his girlfriend did something stupid online, so I guess that’s the one thing he has in his favor!

You’re right Bob. You just forgot to mention she looks like Shrek’s ballsack. Don’t give me this “sticking up for women” thing. I’m a woman. You know what I’m doing? Working and raising my family. You know what drugs I do? Caffeine and the occasional tankard of wine/bourbon. Women like Mary Skankbeast, who give birth to babies they can’t raise and spend their days running the streets for tricks and drugs aren’t worth of my defense.

I guess we shouldn’t be surprised that these are the people who ran with Mary Skankbeast. Maybe next time her pals  will keep their yaps shut and remember that she caused a murder before defending her.






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9 Comment(s)
  • Hail Satan
    March 13, 2017 at 2:22 pm

    I’m completely with it.. Hang this bitch.. There’s nothing more dirty and regressive than crying rape to save your own cheating ass. Buuut to talk shit about what someone putting in their body when you put a different chemical in your body just because it’s legal is horseshit. Those poppy seed bagels the shit talkers get from dunks everyday are really no different than putting any other opiate in your body or taking immodium.. Why not leave drugs out of this and get down to the facts that she’s just a terrible person who likes to use the chemicals as an excuse.. Don’t hate the chemical hate the retard.

    • My Name Here
      December 14, 2017 at 12:42 pm

      that’s what my husband says every time he tries to read the blog, “I like the tiny house articles! that’s what they should do! not the anti drug ones!”

      • Ryan Duck
        Gloucester OG
        December 14, 2017 at 1:30 pm

        granted, we’re no longer in the Gloucester area, so we don’t understand the “disease” epidemic close up, so that may be why…

  • Hanginpossum
    March 13, 2017 at 11:37 am

    As if contracting mouth herpes wasn’t bad enough he totally got pubed by whoever did his ink.

  • Gacy
    March 12, 2017 at 7:55 pm

    The circus is in town, can’t wait.

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    March 12, 2017 at 5:11 pm


    • Mojo JoJo
      March 12, 2017 at 7:01 pm


  • Turd Burglestein
    March 12, 2017 at 1:30 pm

    BWAHAHAHAHA…This guy calls himself Ponyboy, like is that the lamest gangster name he could have chosen from “The Outsiders” or what? I mean look at that dumb look on his face in that last photo. The guy might not even have a double digit IQ.

    • Christopher Lettiere
      Muffstache Rider
      December 14, 2017 at 12:33 pm

      How hasn’t anyone picked-up on Ponyboy’s ridiculous muffstache?
      There’s another term for his mustache, but I prefer to not perpetuate racism; however, I assume you all know the term.
      The ChiRaq Bulls hat, muffstace, eyebrow slits, etc. all make this idiot the poster child for abortion.

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