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Skankbeast At The Center Of Brockton Murder Lands Behind Bars – Sources Tell SSTG That She Is A Hooker Who Would Turn Tricks For Drugs – Has History Of Violence

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Unlike the mainstream media, we here at Turtleboy Sports have people actually talking to us about Mary Hill and Mike Pircio, the dirty duo at the center of the Brockron murder of William Porter. Here’s the latest:

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I’ve spent the past day hot on the trail of Mary Hill, the Brockton slug muppet who accused Will Porter of rape, causing her boyfriend Mike Pircio to bludgeon Will over the head and killing him. Prosecutors are now saying that Pircio’s statements don’t match Mary’s statements. Shocker.

In fact, they directly contradict one another, which is leaving prosecutors to believe that neither Mary or Mike were in immediate danger when Mike struck Will twice in the head with a shovel. Double shocker.

Interesting, because I called this yesterday.

Brockton Murder Suspect’s Girlfriend Cried Rape Against Victim And He’s Dead Because Of It. We Looked In To Her, Think She’s Full Of Crap, And Should Be Arrested Too

As you recall from our breakdown in yesterday morning’s blog, where we did a bullet-point recap of the events known so far, Mary told the police, who showed up at the apartment she shared with Mike for a wellness check, that she wasn’t in any danger at the time. She said she lied because she had outstanding warrants and didn’t want to go back to jail.

Well, her ass got dragged in to court for those same outstanding warrants, for failing to appear before a judge last Wednesday, the same reason she used as her excuse to brush the police off. My opinion is that she couldn’t help but show her face in the courtroom. Why miss the opportunity to fake-cry for the cameras and try and gain sympathy from a city that wants her head on a plate? She’s a perpetual victim who leaves destruction where ever she goes.

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Judging by this meme-worthy picture of her, as she faced the judge, she was more upset about going back to jail than her boyfriend facing murder charges. Poor muffin. No more interviews while you’re crapping in a tin commode, there ratchet skank.

She hadn’t been seen crying on any news outlets, for which she did several interviews. She did, however, seem totally zonked out of her tree. In all honesty it looked like she broke in to a vault of xanex right before being interviewed.

Mary, and her boob scars, were sent to Framingham, where she is being held without bail. (Interesting note on the weird boob scars from this picture. The Internet seems to be divided on whether or not they are from her shooting up in her tit or nodding off with a cigarette in her mouth.) 

So, I guess part of my wish from yesterday came true. She is behind bars. Even if it’s just for prior ratchet offenses. The judge, thankfully, is holding her without bail until at least March 2nd. Something tells me she’s getting the hammer during the next hearing.

I spent the entire day digging and connecting with sources who know Mary and her past. I succeeded in getting all of them to talk. Tell me more again how we are fake news?

We have a blog coming later today that shows how insane her Facebook page is. 

It’s turns out that those pictures she was posing for? Those are what she used to garner attention for turning tricks. Yep, hooker who used sex as a means to pay for her addictions. I spoke with five people yesterday, who were all close to her in some fashion, and all but one of them said she was a low key whore. Like an actual prostiskank.

The warrant she went away for yesterday was a probation violation because, according to a friend of hers who wanted to remain anonymous, she could never piss clean. That’s why she didn’t show up for her last hearing. It’s why she’s sitting in Framingham now.

Mary, as it turns out, lost custody of not one, but both, of her young daughters because of her chronic drug use and constant back and forth with the law.

She was a ticking time bomb who spread her horrendous lifestyle anywhere she went.

 

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So many people are saying that she got Mike Pircio in to Fentanyl and crack. That while he was an addict, just being around Mary, took his addiction to the next level.

The same people are all over the Brockton Hub, and telling me, that the victim, Will Porter, was a drug dealer. Anyone else find it ironic that a girl, who is known to prostitute herself for drugs and money, cried rape by a supposed drug dealer?

She’s also got a laundry list of assault and battery charges, some with a deadly weapon, and I’ve counted about five charges for breaking restraining orders. Plus, she sounds like a fun chick to date:

Does that sound like a girl who can’t defend herself? She sounds like she has no qualms being the aggressor in any circumstance.

  • January 31, 2014 she was bagged in another assault and battery.
  •  On November 19, 2014 she landed another assault and battery, only this time with a dangerous weapon, and a side of witness intimidation
  • The day after on November 20th, she got pinches with destruction of property and threats to commit a crime.
  • She grabbed another assault and battery charge for a domestic in March 2015. She plead guilty, landed probation, and then violated it.
  • September 6, 2016 she was charged with violating a restraining order. She served 83 days after pleading guilty
  • She had four other restraining order violations leading up to the one above. She plead guilty.

Anyways, keep your eyes open for our coverage of this hot mess.

If you’ve got a history with this girl, and you want to be an anonymous source, message Turtleboy Sports on Facebook. Ask for South Shore Turtlegirl. 

25 Comment(s)
  • September 2, 2017 at 3:33 pm

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  • on it's back
    May 23, 2017 at 11:21 am

    Add this to your​ categories. Skankfest! Thanks for your time

  • Benzo Girl
    March 1, 2017 at 1:06 pm

    It’s Xanax, all your articles can’t spell it right..

  • Ellis Island
    February 25, 2017 at 9:25 am

    Worcester’s future. Thanks Ed and Joe!

  • Joseph J
    February 24, 2017 at 12:16 pm

    Keep up the good work, great reporting of the scum of the earth go after elagals who commit crimes get them out of here

  • Amy
    February 24, 2017 at 6:49 am

    Those are 100% track marks. Cigarette burns don’t look like that.

  • Kkatie
    February 23, 2017 at 5:19 pm

    1) That court officer cuffing her should be wearing gloves!
    2) Those poor news reporters look bullshit that was their assignment for the day… to follow this slob around
    3) Just look at her!!! YIKES!
    4) I bet you can find way better gossip for a part 3! Just ask the homeless camps in Brockton or Troll fetish / prostitute sites! I’d bet my life the craziest shit hasn’t even come up yet! Interview her mother, or the woman who has her children! GOLD!

  • Turd Burglestein
    February 23, 2017 at 3:16 pm

    I’m going with that abscess on her titty being from shooting up. That thing has a swollen infected lump on it…I doubt those are cigarette burns. What a gross bitch.

    • Talisman
      February 23, 2017 at 4:54 pm

      I say ticks, maybe over-gorged crabs.

  • Waiting for part 3
    February 23, 2017 at 12:09 pm

    This “prostiskank” (love that!) was born to walk the bad side and I “live” to read SSTG blogs! Busy couple of days on the south shore, eyy!!! How does one acquire a fentanyl addiction? I thought it was a heroin habit and they we’re ODing on fentanyl?!

    If the fentanyl doesn’t get ya, the metal shovel will! Keep it classsy!!!!!!!!!

    • TheRealZephyrCat
      February 23, 2017 at 12:53 pm

      The only way to get a fentanyl addiction is to get the actual shit. The patches. People sell ’em. Ain’t nothin’ stronger or harder to get off of. Folks don’t wear ’em, they swallow or suck on them. Different brands have more immediate release when you do it that way. Or you rub the gel on your gums. Problem is if you overdo it there’s a good chance you stop breathing. Shit is no joke. Although people keep trying. I was prescribed them for a fucked up back.. Motherfucker to get off. Thank God every day that I did.

      • South Shore Turtlegirl
        February 23, 2017 at 1:31 pm

        They have Fent lollipops too. I saw that on Intervention

        • TheRealZephyrCat
          February 23, 2017 at 3:23 pm

          Much harder to get. Called Actiq. You really have to be dying of cancer to get this.

        • TheRealZephyrCat
          February 23, 2017 at 4:08 pm

          Oh, one more thing. Fentanyl doesn’t show up on a traditional opiate piss test because it’s a synthetic opiate. The test has to be specifically looking for fentanyl.

        • hahahaohreally
          February 25, 2017 at 12:00 am

          if you’ve had an epidural… you’ve had fentanyl, hence why its locked in a box on the IV stand and they remove it as soon as you have the baby.
          It’s doing some crazy damage to people on the streets but I didn’t give a damn when I was in labor! I think I said at one point, “now I get why people become junkies!”

      • wabbitt
        February 23, 2017 at 3:39 pm

        God… I’m terrified to take an entire Vicodin when I’ve been prescribed them by a doctor. Half of one knocks me unconscious (and I’m a good sized dude). Meanwhile this little skank is inhaling fents like it’s going out of style.

  • Lt Dan
    February 23, 2017 at 12:06 pm

    Imagine not only fucking that woman, but paying her for the privilege?

  • JoeMomma
    February 23, 2017 at 12:04 pm

    How much does she pay the dudes to do her?

  • Publius
    February 23, 2017 at 11:28 am

    Great follow-up. TB is the only news worth reading in Central Mass. Or at least the first place those who want to know should go.

  • Mr Butthurt
    February 23, 2017 at 10:47 am

    Waste of air

    • BobnMic
      February 23, 2017 at 2:23 pm

      You called?

    • AJ
      February 23, 2017 at 10:51 pm

      Anybody in law enforcement or employed by a facility that tends to drug addicts here? Please answer this……I’m dying to know if the titty scar referenced here and the previous article is IN FACT a a known location for shooting up. The rest of the article is rhetorical, we already know this chick is a complete sludge biscuit, and the so called heat of the moment rescue and defense is a total crock of shit. No way to dodge the fact that drugs and foul play are the focal points here.

      And yes, there’s welfare fraud in the mix……

      • Ms. Ann
        February 24, 2017 at 12:23 am

        No the scar is from knodding out with a cigarette in your hand or mouth.

      • Amy
        February 24, 2017 at 7:00 am

        Im about 9 years clean. I never used it as a spot but I knew girls that did. There are veins that run through there. When people use a lot which she looks like she does they blow out veins that are normally used, arms, hands, feet, and use odd places, boobs, neck, dick even lol, anywhere they can find a vein. Fortunately I never used that long but my ex did and he blew out most of his.

        • Abby M
          February 24, 2017 at 7:44 am

          I agree… been sober for a year now & while I have never done it or seen it, many girls have shown me their marks on their breasts where they used to shoot up. I have several times fallen asleep with a cigarette, but when you lay down, your boobs go down, so it lands higher you your chest, I’ve got my collar bones, in between the collar bones, shoulders and legs when sitting up.

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