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Brockton’s Amateur Pharmacist Dr. Dogfilter Has A Perfectly Rational Explanation For Her Post Peddling Mom’s Prescriptions, Is No Stranger To Selling Drugs, And Is Going To Beat Up Anyone Who Talks Shit About Her Mom, The Woman Who Is Responsible For This Velociratchet And Her Murderer Brother

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Brockton’s Amateur Pharmacist Dr. Dogfilter Has A Perfectly Rational Explanation For Her Post Peddling Mom’s Prescriptions, Is No Stranger To Selling Drugs, And Is Going To Beat Up Anyone Who Talks Shit About Her Mom, The Woman Who Is Responsible For This Velociratchet And Her Murderer Brother

 

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Earlier today, SSTG gifted us all this gem about one of Brockton’s finest scabies-infested crack ho’s nicked-named after a state, attempting to sell her mother’s asthma medication on the Brockton hub.

 

 

Well, turns out, we need to get our FACKS straight, because she wasn’t trying to turn a profit from what state-funded insurance already paid for, she was giving them away to the needy!

Except, her edit history determined that was a lie.

Luckily, she had another perfectly reasonable explanation for that one.

Because who doesn’t buy their couches from the pharmacy? Does this look like the face of someone who would see their mother’s Masshealth paid prescriptions to you?

My god, this chick is a velociratchet of epic proportions. Advair and crack aren’t the only things she’s appeared to have sold during her illustrious career as a street corner entrepreneur. For the low price of 1.99/minute, you can watch her and one of her junk-jonesin’ gal pals exchange venereal diseases atop some dirty sheets in a Brockton crack den until they raise enough to give Flacco another call for a 50 piece.

 

Holy hepatitis C, that is disgusting.

She also does NOT appreciate anyone talking shit about mama hoodrat, who clearly has done a wonderful job raising her daughter into a fine, upstanding young lady.

And Dr. Dogfilter isn’t the only Rhodes scholar mom has brought up. I noticed that Nebraska had a lot of “Free Brian” posts on her page, and I did a little digging.

Turns out little brother was involved in this 2011 murder of a Randolph man.

Hence the illegally taken jail visit selfie. But hey, do this look like a family who cares about the law to you?

 

 

 

 

I also found this little gem, taken at Brian Moulton’s arraignment. The whole thing is hoodrat gold, but right around the 2:29 mark, Virginia can be seen acting with the most Brockton poise and class I’ve ever seen.


Way to go, Mama Moulton. Takes a worthless crackwhore to raise these two fine citizens. The shit really doesn’t fall too far from the asshole.

And as an added bonus, you’ll never guess who South Dakota is friends with.

Brockton’s biggest bitch and Papa Scopa’s most retarded sperm: Vanilla Lice. Scums always attracts and clings together, I suppose.

As always, California Ashley Moulton, you are welcome to come on live tonight to clear your good name. But, much like your random threats of violence, we all know you’re too scared to follow through and come on.

 

 

 

 

18 Comment(s)
  • Mass AG
    December 4, 2018 at 6:00 pm

    What? No charges of racial appropriation for the braids?

  • L
    December 4, 2018 at 1:10 pm

    This cunt is friends with half of the turtleboy features in brockton lol Nikki Cedena’s nasty ass makes an appearance to give her a rival’s home address.

  • Milf Assessor
    December 2, 2018 at 1:50 pm

    After reading this post my assessment is proceed, but take forgetmenot pills after..and get a gallon of penicillin to wash them down with

  • z
    December 2, 2018 at 12:40 pm

    How far ahead did mom get if she’s not taking these anymore?
    I doubt she went off this stuff and has a years supply laying around.
    For people in the world with insurance and deductibles you don’t get that far out front on medication.

    You never know when you may be taken off of the stuff and the last thing you want is to be stuck with it. Years ago, I’d go to my doctor, have blood work done at the same time. A week or so later I would be told about the blood work. One time saw the doc, had the blood work, got the pills and then was told don’t take the pills. Lucky me.

    Now I’m on stuff that cost $550 every 3 months. $1500 deductible. Now, a week ahead of time I have the blood work, then see the doctor. He has the results. The doctors office doesn’t understand why I set up the appointments this way. No fucking way am I going to put myself in the situation of having to eat $550 of medicine. A second trip to the office for the blood is worth it.

    But, I guess in the wonderful world of free, it’s cool.

  • Bar of Soap
    December 2, 2018 at 12:14 pm

    I’m so sick of tough acting broads. Shut the fuck up you ugly bitch. Go make bootleg porn on your webcam and prove what a piece of shit you and your family are. Giving away prescription meds is just as illegal as selling them you retard. I feel dirty just looking at her pictures.

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    December 2, 2018 at 11:01 am

    Some replies from Nikki Cedena. Look familiar? LOL

  • Seriously?
    December 2, 2018 at 8:58 am

    Dude. Make some real money and do porn? Shit is gross.
    Taking it in the ass for REAL money?
    Sounds like someone’s salty that even the fat chicks don’t want to bang you. Hit the gym and watch the beer. You’ll get a chick.

    • Captain Trips
      December 2, 2018 at 10:02 am

      The best thing this bitch could do for us is to take a hot dose of fentanyl

      • Bobby Ponzio Scheme
        December 2, 2018 at 6:38 pm

        Barry Cadden of New England Compounding Center will procure the prescription.

  • Full Testicles
    December 2, 2018 at 7:30 am

    Why are so many hot women toxic disgraces? The good women are all chubby with no sex drive or they live to cheat or they’re secretly drug users……. why… why???

    For god’s sake if you’re going to be a whore and post nudes all over and send them to people who you know will burn you with those pics in 6 months but you don’t mind because you know you look great naked and want those pics out there anyways. Go Do Porn!! Make some real money you’ll be able to afford good lawyers and you can stop doing the picked-up on warrants an for soliciting, weekend in jail waiting for Monday arraignment with a public defender merry-go-round.

    Real money, house in a gated community, attorney on retainer, agents who keep you out of public trouble. 500 pairs of shoes and handbags you don’t have to pawn. But that’s what makes a ratchet a ratchet, they never learn and waste their youth and beauty becoming haggard old street people.

  • Weebles wobble
    December 1, 2018 at 10:18 pm

    Two blogs on her and I still don’t know if she does ass-to-mouth.

    • Captain Trips
      December 2, 2018 at 10:00 am

      Need you ask? Look at that. Nothing she doesn’t do. She’d lick a dirty asshole

    • SomeoneWhoKnows
      December 2, 2018 at 6:41 pm

      She is an ATM machine.

  • jamal khashoggi's bloody stump
    December 1, 2018 at 7:20 pm

    Brian Moulton has been taking it in the ass for 10 years, I knew his mother back in the day(total fucking skank always had crabs and the clap) Montana has the most pathetic set of titties I’ve seen lately. Inbred fucking halfwits

  • Captain Trips
    December 1, 2018 at 5:41 pm

    They should have cleared the court officers and the judge out of the courtroom, locked the doors, and thrown some Zyklon B into the room

  • Captain Trips
    December 1, 2018 at 5:37 pm

    Real class act. She just screams “I’ll be faithful’ by her posts

  • Kim Un Jong
    December 1, 2018 at 5:13 pm

    No story on the Harvard chick, Leyla Pirnie, in Somerville that had her belongings searched through by her roommates when she was away because she had a MAGA hat. They found her firearms, contacted the landlord and he wants her to move out or cover all the rent if the roomie scumbags move?
    Police said her guns were legal and legally stored.

    • Merica
      December 2, 2018 at 12:47 pm

      This is a disgusting story. This girl who is obviously a smart person had her rights clearly violated and they want to kick her out of her home? This is why Trump won and why he’ll win again Shame on that Somerville Police Captain for getting involved in an illegal search and a criminal act. This is absolutely sickening

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