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So earlier this week we posted a blog about a busted Providence prostitution ring that resulted in the arrest of 5 ladies of the street selling gum jobs for $20 a pop. The star of the show was Jan Poirier, but thanks to an awesome turtle rider sleuth, Jan is going to have to share the spotlight because another lovely lady is about to steal the show. I’m not sure Jan can lift anything heavier than a well-filled hypodermic needle, so when there’s toddlers that need a good javelin throw, she’s not your girl. Benita Barbour, now she is one toddler chucking beauty.
Benita, guuurl, $20-30 for a blow jay, that’s cheap. At 38, that jaw has a lot of experience, does that count for nothing?
Anyways, back to Benita’s game of toddler toss. Last year, a shithoused BJ Benita was charged with child neglect after she threw her twin toddler boys out a first story window during a fight with her baby daddy, Michael Watts. When the police came the boys were in the street crying and Watts had already fled.
He’s a catch.
LOC n his BM? Can someone translate? What about bowel movements?
What.the.fuck. I mean, throw a plate or two, but what short circuits in your bird sized brain that gives you the idea to throw your own offspring? Some people just really weren’t meant to be parents. And why is it that those are the ones that hyper-reproduce like sewer rats?
What can you expect when you’re talking about the type of person who gives her daughter props for doing her best in a ratchet fight. She would’ve won too. If it weren’t for that WEAVE. You can’t even make this shit up.
RAAWR CAPS VOICE.
Oh man, I’m sure there’s a lot of sad men on Elmwood St now that this ring has been busted. Looks like they’re just gonna have to go a street or two over and find some new filth flaps to slide those lonely meat sticks into. Or (although $20 is a steal) hands are free!
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Just for the record. She didn’t “throw” her kids. She passed them to Mike though the window onto the porch, which was about about a 1.5ft drop so the babies could of jumped out and been fine. And the babies weren’t in the street but were on the sidewalk when police arrived only reason mike left is he had a no contact order on Benita but went to make sure his kids were ok. & loc is a nickname bm means babys mother just for “translation” just for clarification. Anyways article was nothing but bashful, judgmental comments lol wanna media takeout lol don’t worry you’ll get a decent article soon Just try not believe and relay every thing you hear on the news. It’s not always true. Js
The gift that keeps on giving. These useful idiots have infections that are harder to kill than Registry Herpes.
freaking scary looking B*tch. Nobody in their right mind would pay or accept a freebie from something like that