Chinstrap Charlie Shot By 15 Year Old With Sawed Off Shotgun At Webster Dunkin Donuts Is Back, And Now He’s Selling Cocaine In Oxford
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Back in March we blogged about some Webduh hoodrat named Tom Lareau who got shot in the Dunkin Donuts parking lot by a 15 year old with a sawed off shotgun. Technically he was a victim, but based on what we unearthed it was quite likely that he totally deserved to get shot by a 15 year old.
(The hat)
Especially since the whole thing was over a pair of Jordan’s.
And he used to date a Crombie:
Plus he fled the scene and did the whole “no snitchin,” “keepin it 100” thing by fleeing the scene. So it was really only a matter of time until he got shot by a 15 year old with a sawed off shotgun in a Dunkin Donuts parking lot.
Anyway, Tom Lareau back in the news, and you’ll never guess what for:
What were the odds that a grown man with an “I have court on Tuesday” chinstrap who was previously shot over a pair of Jordan’s by a 15 year old with a sawed off shotgun would end up getting arrested for selling cocaine in neighboring Oxford? Never saw that one coming.
Shockingly there is no free my boi commentary currently on the Oxford PD. Which means that Mariah and the Webster hoodrats are all in detox or jail. Either way, people have been asking us all the time if we could do a “where are they now” blog about some of our biggest winners. But the thing is, we don’t have to. They always naturally reappear on their own.
Winner!!
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9 Comment(s)
Free ma boi!
Ha!! Just kidding! Fuck that kid.
The dope didn’t have much of anything. A bunch of fluffed up baggies and a couple of food stamps and 5 bucks and a lighter and some tiny containers. He is even a loser dealer.
I don’t know one person that wears Jordans
same.
Can’t he afford a hat that fits his tiny bean? They come in different sizes, even Size Z for Zikas.
Stick to this bread and butter type blog TB, It seems as if it’s the only one you get right!
Execute drug dealers…”opioid crisis” all over.
Ten bucks says Mariah, Kasey, and Josh are all passed out drunk at the moment. So they can’t go full “free my boi 100 100 100 fire emoji” on Facebook.
Crombie clan strikes again!! One by one, all dead or upstate with any luck. Andrews had charges on him by Casey last I heard. Strife in paradise!