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Turtleboy Sports supports the Second Amendment. In particular, law abiding, responsible citizens should be able to purchase guns for self defense, hunting, or sport. But clearly not everyone should own a gun. Like this mushfuck out of Sterling, CT:

Jesus fuck. He looks like every school shooter ever.

He also looks exactly like 98.4% of all male residents of any town in Connecticut that touches I-395. We haven’t written about Sterling, CT since last year when the evil ginger Kevin Weismore murdered his pot dealer TJ Allen. Clearly they went to the same barber:

Owning a gun is a right, but it’s also a responsibility. You’re possessing an instrument that can take human life in the blink of an eye. If you ever fire it in your house by accident, you’re clearly not responsible enough to handle a gun. And I know that every law abiding Second Amendment supporter I know would agree with that. People like this are like a walking commercial gun control. It’s liberal red meat. He’s basically the same age as Adam Lanza. He lives in the same state as Adam Lanza. He has the same haircut as Adam Lanza. He might as well be in Chris Murphy or Dan Malloy’s next campaign video.

Then there’s this:

That’s his profile picture on Facebook. What a bad ass!! Here’s some other fun stuff he’s posted:

Dude, you can’t figure out how to keep your gun from being shot inside the house. The fact that you seem to want to possess an AR-15 is like a David Hogg infomercial.

He also open carries:

Oh good, so the next time you’re out getting ice cream and you see this chudbanger in line behind you:

Run. Because this mother fucker can’t seem to figure out how to keep a handgun from going off.

He shared this after the Parkland shooting:

Hey numbnuts – Ben Shapiro is ashamed of you. Ben Shapiro is brilliant and the most articulate defender of the Second Amendment today. He doesn’t want people like you sharing his shit. You’re the exact opposite kind of gun owner he goes to bat for on his podcasts.

He thinks business owners who choose not to allow guns in their privately run businesses should be held responsible if someone is hurt by a violent criminal inside their business:

Yea, because we need more good guys with guns like Trigger Tranny over here to protect us from violent criminals.

Oh, and he thinks cops are all “retards” with badges:

Translation – I had a crush on a girl once in high school, and now she’s banging a cop as I cry myself to sleep every night.

And he’s not even the least bit remorseful. As a matter of fact he wisely made the decision to show up on WINY Radio’s Facebook page to defend his honor:

Dude, stop using gun lingo like you know what you’re talking about. You’re incompetent. You can’t figure out how to keep a gun from discharging inside your own house. I have no idea what any of that means (which is likely your intent) but I do know that responsible gun owners don’t have this happen to them. Ever. This happened to you because you’re a fucking idiot who shouldn’t be allowed to own a gun.

But please, tell me more about how your “2a lawyer” will have the case tossed and your pistol back on your hip very soon. Because you seems like a “2a lawyer’s” worst nightmare. I’m sure this high priced lawyer, which you can clearly afford considering you live in the crochstain of the universe, will appreciate you posting this:

Oh good, he’s got more guns and you can find him at the shooting range. The world is a safer place now that this clearly responsible gun owner is strapped to the teeth.

Ma Dukes was there to support him on WINY Radio too:

No. Just no. Guns don’t just “jam” and misfire. A round doesn’t fire unless the firing pin hits the primer. That doesn’t happen because of a “jam.” Your idiot son was just fucking around with the gun because he thinks he’s GI fucking Joe and he shared a few memes on Facebook.

But yea, coming on Facebook to defend the honor of your 22 year old son who still lives at home after he embarrassed your family and endangered both you and the neighbors seems like a bold move on your part.

Then the story changed – turns out he was just cleaning the gun:

Cleaning the gun with a live round in the chamber. Yup, that’s way better. At least Tim Thompton has your back though with his well thought out critique of “liberal retards.” Seems like the kind of well adjusted lad you want going to bat for you:

These people are to conservatives what Didi Delgado is to liberals – an embarrassment that makes them all look bad.

When confronted with the fact that cleaning a loaded weapon is not a responsible thing to do, Ma Dukes changed her story up:

Oh yea, just keep talking on Facebook. This should definitely help you in the long run. Tons of lawyer would recommend this strategy.

We saw that his neighbor, with whom he and his mother share the duplex, offered some insight:

He lives within feet of small children. Goody. But, fuck them right? Because….muh rights!! According to her this is not the first time he’s been negligent with a handgun either, and he’s even been threatening her family for months:

So we reached out to her to find out what’s been going on….

This all started over a parking spot last summer. Our family’s were actually very good friends till my Bf and him had words over a parking spot. He deliberately parked on our side of the parking lot now that he owned a gun. Saying “come say something now.”We live in the same duplex. His threats are more like holding up his shirt to make the gun visible in a threatening manner. I don’t know on intent, but when the shot was made I was having a heated text convo with his sister. Aside from his accidental shooting yesterday, he also dropped his loaded hand gun in front of a 4 & 7 year old. He’s careless. He posted on the WINY post that he has more weapons and ammo and will be doing “target practice” I called the police they said they can’t take his guns just because I don’t like him. 

I certainly hope that last part isn’t true. I would certainly hope that the Connecticut State Police have the authority to take away his guns, since he’s violated several gun laws in the last 24 hours. He’s also openly bragging about all the guns he owns, and clearly has learned nothing from this. The woman also claims that he’s been reckless with his gun around her small children, and has clearly been open carrying for the purposes of threatening and intimidating her. What more do you need to take someone’s guns in Connecticut?

The bottom line is that the Second Amendment gives us the right to bear arms, but it comes with responsibilities. And if you think shitcocks like this should have the right to own multiple firearms while living around children, you clearly don’t understand why the founders drafted the Second Amendment in the first place. I don’t want to give the government too much power to deny law abiding people the right to purchase firearms legally. But it should be pretty simple in this case – if you “misfire” a gun that nearly goes into your neighbor’s living room, you lie about how it “misfired,” you use your gun to intimidate your neighbors, you clean your gun with a round in the chamber, and you drop a loaded gun in front of a 4 and 7 year old, then you’ve relinquished your Second Amendment rights.