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Dana “Musty Meatflap” Goldblatt’s Husband Gregory Goff Was Once Convicted Of Possession Of Child Pornography But Police Are The “Violence Workers” And ICE Is Bad

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We first encountered Northampton lawyer Dana Goldblatt, AKA the Musty Meatflap, when she repeatedly referred to police as “violence workers” in a bizarre, soy fueled diatribe about why the cops should reject free ammunition from Walmart.

“The current degree of militarization of the NPD, and also the number and extent of violence workers that we need in Northampton, as opposed to social workers, crisis workers. We fund violence workers and extend ammo at a pretty high rate.”

“Accepting this ammo for violence workers.

“How many violence workers do we want to fund in Northampton?”

“Having violence workers who are implicated in arms deals, those aren’t my values. Having guns and ammunition flowing through this city, those are not my values.”

“I don’t remember being asked if it was OK with me.”

“There’s no citizen review into how violence workers are operating in this city.”

“I don’t feel like anyone here would say we need more violence workers.”

“We should be able to say fewer police, fewer guns, fewer ammo.”


At around the 12 minute mark she reads a text message from her husband Gregory Goff about why he opposes Walmart accepting money from the police. He acts all high and mighty about the police not aligning with the town’s values and blah, blah, blah. Basically just repeating the nonsense his wife was blabbing about.

But here’s one thing that the Musty Meatflap forgot to mention about her husband – he once plead guilty to possession of child pornography and was placed on probation for five years.

Luckily for him this happened in 2003, right before the time when everything was put on the Internet, so this newspaper archive screenshot was the only thing you could find on him.

But just think of that for a minute. A guy who was in possession of kiddie porn, and was so sloppy about it that it came to the attention of Massachusetts State Police detectives, now feels that he is in a position to lecture other people about the evils of Walmart, the police, and guns. His wife calls police “violence workers,” yet the only guy she could find to procreate with was a man who was looking at and keeping images of children being forced into sexual positions, likely under the threat of violence since children are incapable of consent.

Gregory Goff attended Williams College, a radical, far left institution that certainly helps shape the minds of professional social justice warriors. While there he studied……

Clinical Child Psychology. Ya got that? A guy who collects kiddie porn majors in child psychology. Wonder why?

Normally when someone has a conviction like this they must register as a Level 2 sex offender. However, thanks to a court ruling in 2013, “the online database for sex offenders only has information for Level 2 offenders classified after July 12, 2013, and Level 3 offenders. For a complete list of Level 2 offenders, contact your local police department.”

So because he committed his disgusting crime before this court ruling, if he was still a registered sex offender we would not be able to find out online. Quite frankly it doesn’t matter if he is or isn’t. He once collected kiddie porn. He is a monster. End of discussion.

His hatred of the police at least makes sense now. They ruined his perverted fantasies and arrested him for something he was doing in the privacy of his own home. That’s possibly why he wants “the whole justice system, every police department, and every officer abolished.”

After all, if it wasn’t for them he never would’ve gotten caught with child pornography.

His wife also represented the career criminal DCF dad who chained himself to the front of City Hall, and was recently arrested again for battery on a cop.

She mentioned how her “values” did not align with those of the police while lecturing the City Council about “violence workers.” I guess her values include deadbeat parents, assaulting the cops, and marrying people who collect kiddie porn.

Ironically he posts stuff like this too:

Yes, that’s right. The guy who once collected pictures of children in sexual positions against their will is worried about “rape culture” for his daughter. Does kiddie porn count as rape culture, or does it just apply to horny adults who get drunk and make decisions together? Asking for a friend.

I guess it’s not surprising then that he would champion a bunch of men dressed as women coming into his daughter’s school to read books in drag.

Yay progress!

Oh, and this:

The guy who once collected child pornography draws the line at Al Franken grabbing titties. It’s hard when he watches fellow lefties he “admires,” do horrible things. Greg has never done anything “horrible,” and is definitely in a position to judge. Definitely.

Him and the Musty Meatflap led the charge last year to keep surveillance cameras out of downtown Northampton, which would’ve greatly assisted the police in solving crimes.

But at the same time he’s an outspoken advocate for sanctuary cities, and believes that employers who help law enforcement should be arrested.

Of course he does. Sanctuary cities give harbor to people who break the law, something he’s all too familiar with. And video surveillance makes it easier for the police to identify and arrest criminals like him.

He says that he supports anything that makes it more difficult for ICE to do their job.

Keep in mind, the primary function of ICE is to identify and save victims of sex trafficking, many of who are children that have been smuggled across the border illegally. Many of these children are often forced to have sex on camera with adults, because there is a market out there for that sort of thing. Just ask Gregory Goff.

It looks like he hates feminist women too.

Christina Hoff-Sommers is a widely respected and very bright feminist scholar who used to teach at Clark University. But because she hasn’t bought into the radicalism of modern day feminism (she’s more old school) she’s now labeled as a racist by SJWs. Naturally Greg was happy when a mob showed up to her speaking even at Williams and acted like savages towards her.

Oh, and he seems to be a supporter of Antifa as well.

As if there wasn’t enough thing that make him terrible.

One more thing. These people are allegedly “progressive,” and care about the poor and downtrodden. Well, a couple years ago MassLive did a puff piece about a guy named Nicholas Southwick-Hall, who was a recovering addict who started his own landscaping company. Mr. and Mrs. Musty Meatflap apparently hired this guy to do some work, he never completed it, and instead of being good and compassionate liberals, they brought him to court, got a judgement of over $95,000 against him, and it’s now in bankruptcy court.

tbs.goff settlement
tbs.goff case superior court

According to his LinkedIn he now is the owner of Happy Valley Auto Brokerage in Northampton where they “get the best deal for the best price and don’t stop until you are happy.” Of course he can’t become a cop because, ya know, he’s an ex-con who once got caught with child pornography. 

So yea, these are the people in Northampton who have made it their goal to attack the police, label them as “violence workers,” and lecture other people about morality. A convicted pervert and the Musty Meatflap. I guess when you’re this much of a scumbag the only place you can move to is Northampton, where as long as you actively say “orange man bad,” they’ll forgive you for collecting kiddie porn.



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41 Comment(s)
  • Diddle Me Timbers
    May 24, 2019 at 8:39 am

    Just keep your kids out of the “Happy Valley.” It’s a diddler haven where ACLU cum guzzlers like these find sanctuary.

  • Richyrich
    February 3, 2019 at 4:51 pm

    You can’t make lunatics like these two up. I can only hope that they are the two biggest phony assholes in that town. I hope and pray for the day she finds herself in the urgent need of help from law-enforcement. Will she be too pigheaded to make the phone call? I wonder how their douche friends feel about the pedophile now, knowing he’s been perking on their kids?

  • Cwwow
    February 2, 2019 at 7:14 pm

    Holy cow. In another, younger, social life, I knew Greg through the music scene. He also worked at Best Buy AND I can attest to crossing paths with him at the Northampton Walmart (back when I was friendly with him). Never knew of his past convictions until this article.

    Wow. I can tell you be became a bigger snob and prig since he got together with Dana…he even occasionally writes articles for the Shoestring – another Northampton blog.

    Just floored at what Turtleboy dug up on him and the fact that information NEVER disappears online

  • Greg Just Got Promoted
    February 2, 2019 at 11:15 am

    This will actually improve Mr. Goff’s position in the SJW hierarchy because of the oppression pedophiles must face. They always embrace bad guys over children especially young children. They’re cool with executing unborn children all day long but try to give a child rapist/murderer the death penalty and they will stop at nothing to save that life.

  • Mr. Nuttasit Keawcham
    February 2, 2019 at 9:35 am

    Between StubDick-The Kid Fucker and his wife One Girl-Three Cups, what a freakin’ intellectual academic shitshow. It would take a fucking flamethrower to burn the evil off these two.

    If you Greg Goff in a candy store you know he’s back to his old dick tricks. Personally I’d like to see that throbbing two incher in a mini guillotine.

  • Reactionary
    February 2, 2019 at 9:15 am

    A Jewish communist that’s also a predatory pervert what a shocker.

    It’s time we dropped the “SJW” label and started calling these people out for what they actually are. These are the same people that want to take your guns away and let trannies read to your children.

  • Dana aka peggy, lol
    February 2, 2019 at 3:33 am

    Greg “Bad Touch” Goff’s Happy Valley FB page and the Linkedin page are both down.
    You can still easily obtain Attorney-at-Femdom Dana Goldblatt’s office number to consult with her regarding any snowflake issues or when trying to stick it to the man.
    She’s also a good resource for all inquiries involving cuckoldry and child porn.

  • The Common Man
    February 1, 2019 at 9:53 pm

    These are two terrible human beings. They have no identify so they fill up the void with all the SJW nonsense. They are basically a modern twist on religious zelots. What would they do if all of their complaints were suddenly solved? Obviously the answer is they would fine new shit to complain about. This women literally puts other people in danger by helping criminals get away with crimes. Don’t stop with these two, clearly this is just the tip of the iceberg, they must have tons of other shit still to be discovered.

  • frank
    February 1, 2019 at 8:28 pm

    He says its ok to attack people he labels as “Nazis” then is it ok to attack people we KNOW are pedophiles? just using your logic buddy

  • True Reality Speaks
    Mirror Mirror
    February 1, 2019 at 7:47 pm

    Wonder if his 7 yr old daughter’s Hebrew school knows Daddy is a convicted kiddie porn lover? Bet this sicko is always volunteering as Mr. Mom at the school – and of course works for himself because no one would ever hire him (Common for diddlers and felons to be self-employed. Think tattoo artists, barbers, “brokers”, etc).

    Thank a lib that scumbags like this only get probation and are allowed to roam among us anonymously.

  • Chip Striker
    February 1, 2019 at 7:46 pm

    So the “violence defender” is married to a child diddler?

    What a cunt.

  • rabbi didler the hook nosed fidler
    February 1, 2019 at 7:18 pm

    jewess cumrag married to a diddler POS. Is he diddling his own kid yet? Does disgusting Dana operate the video camera during the aforementioned diddle session? Everyone knows Dana prefers minority men as does her supercuck, kiddie porn loving soyboy hubbie. die you jewess pigfucker.

  • whatevuh
    February 1, 2019 at 7:07 pm

    I couldn’t care less how many police are around, or how many camera’s are pointed at me, know why? Because I’m not doing anything against the law that would have the police looking at me, or looking for me . . . make sense you fucking liberal idiots?

  • Diddler On The Roof
    February 1, 2019 at 6:19 pm

    He’s a poster boy for a Nazi propaganda film.

    Problem for him is the accusations are all true. Child predator, child porn, hideous laughing bearded face, lawsuits to punish the poor, used car con-man, defender of violent criminals… fuck him!

  • Ashe Holle
    February 1, 2019 at 3:09 pm

    What an @sshole!

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    February 1, 2019 at 2:22 pm

    Hey Goff – brush your fucking teeth more than once a week ok? Sick to my stomach seeing that pic – and that’s his profile pic!

  • Freelance Violence Worker
    February 1, 2019 at 2:05 pm

    It’s a pretty good rule o’ thumb to consider most liberal guys a potential skinner or closet queen.
    Most extremely liberal women have some form of mental health issues, be it fibromyalgia, bi-polar or daddy issues.
    90% of liberals are nuts to one degree or another and the other 10% are retarded.
    This is based on intense observations, life experience and common sense and I will stand by this statement., muthafuckas !!

    • Burlando Castile
      February 1, 2019 at 4:45 pm

      Fibromyalgia = the sign of an attention seeker who has 76 other “ailments”, but the fibromyalgia is always the dead giveaway. 

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    February 1, 2019 at 1:23 pm

    It is people like this that are ruining this country. Liberalism is a mental disorder.

  • Do Not Read Before A Meal
    February 1, 2019 at 1:15 pm

    The Pedo only married that thing to make him look legit. I bet he has never crawled into it.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      February 1, 2019 at 2:17 pm

      Imagine fucking that? That’s like fucking Woody Allen with a wig on

  • Y
    February 1, 2019 at 1:03 pm

    OMG, after watching the video of the lezbots arguing with Christina Hoff-Sommers, I don’t know how someone didn’t kick that c@nt in the c@nt.
    My head almost exploded after listening to that gender studies dyke being so disrespectful to a guest speaker.
    These ppl’s lives must suck so bad.

  • itsjustme
    February 1, 2019 at 12:54 pm

    How did this moron pass the bar, isn’t that supposed to be a hard test to pass?

    I really hope someone is looking out for her kid. God knows this idiot wouldn’t do anything, even if she walked in on him abusing her because that would mean getting “violence workers” involved.

  • screilly
    scott reilly
    February 1, 2019 at 12:46 pm

    check and see if he has an active license to practice CHILD psychology
    should have been revoked for ever

  • Violence Worker
    February 1, 2019 at 12:43 pm

    Three cheers for UT and TB for publishing this. Very well done. 

    • Violence Worker
      February 1, 2019 at 5:56 pm

      Well this scumbag’s LinkedIn and Facebook pages have been taken down really fast. Great work UT!  These fuckers need to be exposed!

      • Rockets Redglare
        February 2, 2019 at 10:00 am

        Pop Squad the motherfucker…

  • Bat Mitzvah
    February 1, 2019 at 12:38 pm

    I heard he used to pull up to kids on the street, roll diwn the window and say” hey kid can you help me find my lost yarmulke?” Fuckin Schmoe.

  • Vigil Ante
    Vigil Ante
    February 1, 2019 at 12:37 pm

    I stand by my previous comment on the last story. Either she is fucking the dead beat bad or she is watching her cuck husband blow him. Pro-Boner…am I right?!?

    • Tommy Heinsohn
      February 1, 2019 at 9:42 pm

      That’s comment is Tommy point.

  • Burkhalter
    February 1, 2019 at 12:34 pm

    I bet he made the kiddies call him “Uncle” … The 2 of em need to be run out of town on a rail. Please TB keep spreading this story so the townspeople learn how vile he is. Fuckin Hebrew molester….

  • Sanctuary Prison Warden
    February 1, 2019 at 12:34 pm

    Felons usually have a hard on against the police. Not surprising. What is surprising is that he only did five years?! I thought like Jared was doing 50 years or something.

  • It’s making sense now
    February 1, 2019 at 12:31 pm

    TBH if I was married to that disgusting thing I would definitely be into porn. Not kiddie porn but definitely the kind of porn where the gross wife is snuffed out. Is that illegal??? Now we know why they are both so against violence workers. POS the two of them.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Schlomo Goldbergstien
    February 1, 2019 at 12:24 pm

    “Drag Queen Story Hour” Oy Vey!!!

  • Al Franken is a Douche
    February 1, 2019 at 12:12 pm

    So this sick fuck married a broad who looks like a young boy. It all makes perfect sense. The two of them are horrible people and the politics of that area embraced them. Sickening

  • Rick
    February 1, 2019 at 12:06 pm

    Outstanding ! Keep up the great work Turtleboy, you are performing a necessary public service by outing these leftist hypocrites. People like this puke never change. I wonder what he is involved in now?

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    February 1, 2019 at 12:06 pm

    Good job Uncle! Typical leftists – do as I say, not as I do.

    Williams College in top 5 colleges against the 1st ammendment – from Huffington Post no less.

  • Frank
    February 1, 2019 at 12:05 pm

    These are the kind of people that our legislatures and local government pander to, fucked up world we live in. You think because he got caught that his sick fucked up fantasies about children are gone? Thank you Turtleboy for exposing this disgusting human waste.

  • Amy Marks
    February 1, 2019 at 12:05 pm

    And she chose to bring an innocent child into the world with this man? Good choice.

  • Jared Goff’s brother, Gregory
    February 1, 2019 at 11:54 am

    After careful examination of the photo of Gregory Goff (Half brother of LA Rams QB, Jared Goff), I see why this deviant is smiling so happily. He has a child on his shoulders! It actually makes me ill. Imagine living  in same neighborhood of this sick fucker? I would want a violence worker parked on my street 24/7. 

  • Shookones
    February 1, 2019 at 11:42 am

    I was a “violence worker” in another state in a pass life. I remember one thanksgiving, I ran into an elderly lady with a flat tire on the side of the road and she had no phone I didn’t know what to do. I changed her tire got her on her way to her family’s house. Later that night she stopped in at the station and brought me some leftovers and a thank you card. The card said something like thank you “violence worker” for everything you do… It was a very violent and encounter I’m glad it turned out OK.

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