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Dartmouth Clit Dribbler Robs 2 Elderly Women In 2 Days Outside Bank And Pharmacy, Smashes Into Cop Car During Chase, Whines About “Nasty People” On Facebook

 

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A 76 year old woman was assaulted and robbed in broad daylight outside of a bank in Dartmouth yesterday, and of course it was caught on really bad cameras:

If you’re a lowlife like this getting your crimes exposed on social media for the world to see, and you know the cops are looking for you, then it’s probably best to keep a low profile for a couple weeks.

Not this maggot though. He decided to rob ANOTHER elderly woman outside of a Rite Aid in the same town at around the same time:

According to Detective Kyle J. Costa, on Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at approximately 4:57 p.m., Dartmouth Police Detective Sergeant Frank Oliveira, while off-duty, observed Miguel Brasil, the same man wanted for a purse snatching that occurred yesterday at Citizens Bank in Dartmouth, commit a purse snatching on a seventy-two year old Dartmouth woman at the Rite Aid, located at #676 Dartmouth Street, Dartmouth. After committing the purse snatching, Brasil entered the same vehicle in which he fled yesterday (a silver Toyota Corolla). While fleeing north on Dartmouth Street, Officer Ryan REIS attempted to stop Brasil, at which time he failed to stop.

After police officers from both the Dartmouth Police Department and the City of New Bedford Police Department saturated the area, an off-duty Dartmouth detective observed Brasil driving on Grape Street in New Bedford. After notifying responding police units of Brasil’s location, Sergeant Scott Stanton observed Brasil illegally passing vehicle’s on Grape Street, while also operating at a high rate of speed. As Brasil was attempting to pass one of the aforementioned vehicles, he struck Sergeant Stanton’s cruiser, causing substantial damage.

This is what happens when the Comic Book Store Guy gets a bad meth habit.

Believe it or not this waste of a good cumshot seemingly has lots of friends on Facebook who regularly converse with him like he’s a normal human being who doesn’t assault and rob elderly people for drug money.

Although when you see who his friends are it starts to make a little more sense.

They call him the looker of the group.

Don’t tell Uncle Turtleboy, but this piece of shit appears to be a Libertarian:

Because nothing says liberty quite like stealing money from a 76 year old woman you just violently assaulted.

He also hates banks:

Which is why he sits outside of them robbing people who actually work for a living.

If you were tempted to make excuses about a “disease” for this scumtwat, take his advice instead:

He claims to be over his non-violent days when he used to smack the shit out of people.

Now he just saves it for elderly women picking up their meds at Price Rite

His page is covered in references to being “clean,” and just like every junkie ever, he found God and shit.

But according to all the enablers out there we’re supposed to give this guy a pass right? He didn’t do this – his disease MADE him do it.

Nah, fuck that noise. We judge slugpumps based on their behavior, not on whether or not they willingly put poison into their bodies before doing so. You can be addicted to drugs without robbing elderly women. For instance, you could rob able bodied males your age. But then again they’d be able to fight back, and clit dribblers like this don’t like having to work for their next fix.

 

 

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44 Comment(s)
  • Ass flapper
    April 11, 2019 at 2:56 pm

    Jesus christ his friends look like a bunch of boobs mark perry is that your face or did your neck throw up what a pile of hot steaming dog shit waiting for his next disability check And Jerry Bryant I bet you own a pair of new balance pedophile 1000s and Michelle put your saggy ass tits away no one wants to see your chest acne

  • Secret city slayer
    April 10, 2019 at 5:45 pm

    Enough with the addiction is a disease nonsense unless your mother was shooting up heroin while conceiving you no one is born wanting to put a needle in their vein or all of a sudden Want to snort a big line of fetynal addiction is a choice not a disease that being said let me see one of these fuck Stains robbing an old lady outside of market basket or something Because I do see panhandlers all the time outside of market basket begging they’re probably just waiting for an opportunity but so am I I would’ve grabbed junkbox mcrough by his dumb ass ponytail and whipped him around like a rag doll till the cops eventually show up. but have no worries this ass hat will definitely get his wig pushed back in whatever Jail he goes in.I heard ash street likes cum dumpsters like him they’ll turn his asshole into a gaping hole of oozing inmate jiz

  • Judge dread
    April 10, 2019 at 1:04 pm

    A recent Miguel Angelo files police brutality claim came across my desk, this was around march 10th 2018, I put it in the shredder where it belongs. It read “I now forgive people that once I would smacked the shit out of. #personalgrowth”.

    I like throwing down the duct taped covered phone book and while the beating commences scream “I’ve become pure energy” (Lawn Mower Man quote).

    Anyone who shut the camera off got a 35% raise.

  • Needs a curb stomp
    April 10, 2019 at 12:31 pm

    I hope the fuck one of the elderly women he robbed has a mob son like Gotti or is in a biker gang.
    I honestly feel like street justice is the only way to deal with pieces of shit like this.

    • Y
      April 10, 2019 at 12:57 pm

  • JoeMomma
    April 10, 2019 at 10:28 am

    Should have just shot him on the spot.
    Dispose of all human garbage

  • Maggie the Cat
    April 10, 2019 at 10:17 am

    This guy thinks he’s a Libertarian? He’s not. For one thing, we had prisons 125 years ago, and there were enough people to fill them because EVERYONE recognized that some people were dangerous and needed incarceration. This alleged “Libertarian” would have been one of them. (for example, 125 years ago little old ladies would have been carrying a gun (WITHOUT A PERMIT), and a guy like this wouldn’t have lived long around those little old ladies. The things he complains about now, like needing licenses for everything, are the result of governmental interference, the ability to place taxes on people, and finally the power that those taxes bring to the politicians who impose them on the people. I know, the politicians are only trying to “protect” the citizens, but let’s face it: the power to tax is the power to control. In the meantime, through a person’s own labor and intelligence, it is possible to live within the system as a Libertarian if you’re smart enough to figure it out. I certainly have, but of course since I don’t carry a gun I am forced to allow the system to deal with a guy like this. Yet I live a full, happy life because I am able to do many things for myself that “the system” would force me to do (and pay for). So if you don’t want to be a prisoner of the system, learn how to do things yourself in a way that doesn’t buck the system. WALK to the library and get books (though with a computer and a little bit of electricity you could probably learn everything you need to know without the effort. So look online My life isn’t perfect (whose is?) but I have far more control of it than the average person.

    • Tom the tom cat
      April 10, 2019 at 12:34 pm

      Maggie, meow?

  • The angry taint
    April 10, 2019 at 10:16 am

    fuck.this.guy…. shoot him in the face with a bazooka. on a side note his friend michelle seems to have very pinchable cleavage and i would do melanie from behind while she uses that doll to scream at me, calling me a wothless piece of shit but i digress

  • Y
    April 10, 2019 at 10:13 am

    “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.”
    Fuck that; build the wall.

    • Bob the builder
      April 10, 2019 at 12:36 pm

      Are you saying this because his name is Miguel Brasil? Is he Brazilian like Ana the delicious housekeeper? Also don’t we need them to build the wall?

  • SnarkyRidef
    April 10, 2019 at 10:03 am

    Fuck these people and their “disease”. Narcan is the worst thing to happen because it enables and prolongs the crime these people commit and their hurting of others. Let nature sort it out.

  • CrispyC
    April 10, 2019 at 10:00 am

    Fucking lowlife.

  • Old Tom Morris
    April 10, 2019 at 9:07 am

    Libertarian? I would have pegged him for a Democrat 10 times out of 10.

    • Jussie Smollet's limp dick
      April 10, 2019 at 7:17 pm

      I would have identified him as a diddler and doughnut shop-lifter.

      Def never would have pegged him, he would enjoy that too much.

  • Big Wick
    April 10, 2019 at 8:54 am

    Biggy Miggy’s selfie shows his sweatshirt saying “Got Guts?” Dunno about “guts” but he’s got a gut bigger than my own, and he certainly “got no brains.” If we had a competent prosecutor and judge, they’d pile on as many charges as possible (gotta be several serious vehicular charges), and make the sentences consecutive rather than concurrent.

  • Chip Striker
    April 10, 2019 at 8:42 am

    Religion is for the weak and gullible, so is heroin.

    I just hope heroin kills as many as religion has.

  • Jason
    April 10, 2019 at 8:02 am

    Addiction does not discriminate. Lots of times doctors give meds for pain, next thing you know your shooting heroin. These addicts turn to God cause every day even if they dont believe they are asking someone in the universe for help cause they want to continue living not robbing for drugs. I don’t condone his acts and it’s sad he did this to elders smh. But why people not junkies. Sons, daughters, niece’s, nephews, aunts and uncles turn to God is cause they know what they are doing and dont want to and need help. I promise it could be you.

    • Hart Ford
      April 10, 2019 at 8:16 am

      No SFB,
      It is not doctor prescribes this and next your sealing your mothers television for drug money. The factors that you “victims” forget is PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY and CHOICE. IF you lick a wall outlet and get blown across the room you probably wont do it again despite the tingly feeling in your fingers. If you make the choice to do it again then you are a moron. Put down the drugs, get a job and take responsibility for your own shit. Either that or OD. Eliminate Narcan. Heroin has planned obsolesce factored into its use. Let nature take it’s course. Worms gotta eat!

    • Visine is a gateway drug
      April 10, 2019 at 7:13 pm

      I had never broken a law then the Doctor gave me 2 Tylenol the next day I was shooting pure Fentanyl and robbing banks. . . . WORD

  • SouthCoast
    April 10, 2019 at 7:17 am

    Weird. Dartmouth is a beautiful town (but dangerously close to New Bedford) and there are like 4 gun shops on that road. He got the one out of three people in Dartmouth who wasn’t carrying.

  • Your creative juices are drying up.
    April 10, 2019 at 6:26 am

    WTF is a clit dribbler?

    • Seriously
      April 10, 2019 at 7:59 am

      The name doesn’t even work for this loser the last time he saw a clit was when he exited his mom.

    • Good Question
      April 10, 2019 at 8:00 am

      They really need to answer it, the urban dictionary doesn’t either. Best I can come up with is akin to a cream pie, only dribbling.

    • TheCureForHope
      April 11, 2019 at 7:25 pm

      If I had to guess, I’d say it’s someone who gets close, but climaxes before he actually completes the act.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    April 10, 2019 at 6:10 am

    He will see some jail time, but it’s a safe bet some fucking judge will give him a reduced sentence as long as he goes to rehab and attends meetings. It’s what Massachusetts judges do… Hopefully some junkie shivs him on the street to save the taxpayers a few bucks.

  • Sgt. Truth Meter
    April 10, 2019 at 5:33 am

    This guy will see prison time, I guarantee it. A few extra years for the elderly shit.

  • SMDH
    April 10, 2019 at 5:21 am

    Turns out I have a few mutual friends with this guy.
    What a small and wretched world.

    • Fred Knessl
      April 10, 2019 at 7:10 am

      Hopefully it’s Michelle Cesario. She appears to be the Marilyn Munster of the gang…

  • Bro Do U even Lift??
    April 10, 2019 at 4:16 am

    Think this is all a coincidence, the removal of God from our culture. United States invaded by people from Caribbean, Brazil, Africa, Mid East bringing with them twisted evil beliefs. Death, suffering, violence and destruction everywhere. Evil is seductive, drugs violence no big deal, judges letting criminals walk, narcan a household word, 5 year olds taught about sodomy and homosexuality in school, children allowed and encouraged to change their gender. Democrats and Leftists aren’t just the party of tyranny and Communism they are the party of a Satanic world. All you can do you is start with yourself discard evil and embrace Jesus and grow stronger every day.

  • Independent Thinker
    April 10, 2019 at 3:45 am

    It is bad enough to rob someone, but to prey upon the elderly is the lowest you can go. This is why law abiding citizens need to be armed.

    • Hugh Mungous
      April 10, 2019 at 7:53 am

      Spot on, guys like this make me grateful for my class a license to carry

  • Two Pump Chump
    April 10, 2019 at 2:25 am

    “Help us live as the one You uniquely intended us to be”.
    His posts are priceless. Looks like Jesus had a plan for you big fella. Unfortunately it was to be a drug addled, low life shitheel. And by the way, you might want to ditch the “CHOMO” look before your sentencing.

  • Wwy
    April 10, 2019 at 1:11 am

    Similar to chesna although not as bad as that bastard WAS.

    • Someday, some way
      April 10, 2019 at 6:08 am

      I know you’re just being a cuntfart, nutless troll but I hope karma finds you.
      Too bad you get to hide behind the anonymity of a few initials. I’d really like to meet you.
      You’re not worthy enough to even say his name.

      • Wwy
        April 11, 2019 at 12:52 am

        So your saying karma hit chesna for killing innocent people,I agree with you. Iraq got I rocked right. A lot of good cops,not him. So deal with it or do you need a stuffed animal.

    • Hart Ford
      April 10, 2019 at 6:46 am

      TBS
      Out this poster and serve this clown up for a beat down.
      Dissing a dead cop? Inexcusable.

    • Dear wwy
      April 10, 2019 at 7:15 am

      Name the place and name the time, shit bag. Go ahead. Post it as a reply. I’ll be there. We can have a little one-on-one one, personal discussion about your feelings towards murdered police officers. I have a sneaking suspicion you won’t. Too much of a cunt.

    • Well, No Shit
      April 10, 2019 at 9:23 am

      Gents,
      I despise this piece of shit as much as you do, but you’re merely feeding the troll by responding to him. Don’t give this knob the satisfaction of knowing that he got to you.

      Take solace in the fact that his life is so miserable that he has to shit on dead cops and veterans for even the tiniest bit of attention. Pathetic.

      • Wwy
        April 11, 2019 at 12:55 am

        I think I made them cry poor things.

      • SD,SW
        April 11, 2019 at 2:08 am

        Wwy can’t help being the way he is.
        He was never right after getting bungpunched and cockchoked by his Uncle Billy “Bad Touch”.
        He sees the guy in every hobo he services out behind the 7-11.
        It must be a horrible existence, your nightmares chasing you into your conscious state as you gag on phantom peen.

  • Juss Swalloett
    April 10, 2019 at 12:40 am

    Scum like this deserve no mercy sentencing.

  • True justice
    April 10, 2019 at 12:34 am

    If you prey on children or the elderly, you need to be eliminated from society. Disease? Bull shit. I was at a cancer treatment center for a loved one today and seeing people fighting for their lives is heartbreaking. If anyone says they have “the disease ” to me again, I’m going to skull fuck them.

  • A complete and utter loser but still better than this guy
    April 10, 2019 at 12:33 am

    There really isn’t a better definition of “piece of rotten shit who serves no purpose to human kind” than this guy.

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