Death Threat Of The Day: Aaron Hernandez Fanboy Says He Will Merc Desk Girl With A Bullet In The Head, Deskies Asks For Dick Pics
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Last week we blogged about Karl Lamas, the Aaron Hernandez fanboy who sent and received hilarious letters to the deceased murderer while he was in prison, in exchange for autographed merchandise.
Well apparently he didn’t like this blog very much, because he’s been writing Turtleboy hilarious death threats, and now Desk Girl is in love with him. Check it out:
Look at Deskie catfishing this guy like you read about. I’ve seen Desk Girl too many times. She WISHES she looked like that. She’s the only person ever associated with this blog who isn’t insanely attractive. And we only keep her around because she humors these people and occasionally gets them to calm the fuck down when they talk about “mercking” one of us. Plus the form she makes them fill out is hilarious, and I assume this guy was about to get it before he ended up blocking us.
Anyway, not sure if this constitutes death threats since we generally don’t believe that words on the Internet can be considered a threat. But if the New Bedford Police see this (pretty sure he lives there) and they consider it one, feel free to pay him a visit. Ya know, since he’s a convicted felon who worships a convicted murderer, and he’s telling Desk Girl that she’s gonna get a bullet in her head. Not nice. As much as I can’t stand the sight of her, she works for cheap and our inbox gets flooded every day and none of us want to deal with these idiots. So yea, if she died that would suck.
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