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Drug Dealing Athol Chick Who Claims She’s Not A Dealer And Was Gonna Do 210 Bags Of Heroin In A Weekend Was Arrested For Selling Heroin Again

Drug Dealing Athol Chick Who Claims She’s Not A Dealer And Was Gonna Do 210 Bags Of Heroin In A Weekend Was Arrested For Selling Heroin Again

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A couple weeks ago we wrote about this basic white chick from Athole who was arrested with 210 bags of heroin in Pelham. She became Turtleboy famous when she claimed that she was not selling the heroin, she was gonna do it all that weekend:

Soon afterwards she blamed Turtleboy and others who were “shaming” addicts on social media:

Because Kelsey is really concerned about the plight of heroin addicts. That’s why she just got arrested again in Athol for selling heroin with her boyfriend Austin Blair:

They’re totally not dealers though. Even though Austin Blair’s Facebook page says he’s a “business owner”:

But they’re not drug dealers. They’re just addicts. Therefore she’s a victim. Because of the “disease.”

Oh look, Turtleboy was right again. There’s a huge difference between being a drug dealer and a drug user. If you’re addicted to heroin you’re only hurting yourself. If you’re selling heroin you’re hurting other people and everyone they are close with. And you’re profiting off of it. Don’t let the sexy pics fool you – this chick is scum. And she needs to be in jail because obviously she has no intention of stopping her illegal behavior.



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32 Comment(s)
  • September 4, 2017 at 12:26 am

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  • Diane
    July 24, 2017 at 11:09 am

    I see 2 leeches helping to bring down society. I see 2 addicts/dealers who have contributed to the deaths of many young addicts in Athol. I see you will be in prison, dead or change. You are blaming others and not owning up to what you really do. I have no sympathy for either of you.

  • Her Poor Parents
    July 21, 2017 at 9:50 am

    everybody wants this chick, heroin and all, it don’t make sense

  • CAE
    July 20, 2017 at 6:34 pm

    I disagree that an addict only hurts themselves. If they have no family to speak of maybe but alot of Addicts are hurting many people who love and rely on them.

  • sam
    July 20, 2017 at 4:59 pm

    guess what 🙂 🙂 they get to REALLY do some time because there is not one, but TWO daycare places right next to them AND a playground down the street AND a post office…theres also a church right next door but I don’t know if that matters in court…Im so glad this trash is being taken out of my town and my neighborhood.

  • July 20, 2017 at 3:41 pm

    Oh Turtle Boy, boy being the key description here, you seem to leave out the fact that those who trudge down this dark path have limited thought patterns and seem to repeat bad deeds due to their handicap.
    They deal to pay for the very drug that they do. So yes my little critic clown all is the same in drugs and war.

    • Maaziheart
      July 20, 2017 at 6:17 pm


    • they can get help in a prison
      July 20, 2017 at 7:35 pm

      So you live next to them, get your shit busted and stolen routinely, can’t leave anything open or unlocked bc if not them then their clientele are eyeballing whatever you have. Glow from a tv is enough to get them to break in while your asleep. Don’t disagree that they handicapped and fucked up, but they hurt so many. Cash they pay goes back to gangs and cartels, murder executions arson new addicts new ods this shit is international and in every podunk town

  • I need a drink
    July 20, 2017 at 3:36 pm

    If you look up that address on Google maps, it has a condemned/abandoned sign on the front of that house. Classy.

  • Doc Cunningham
    July 20, 2017 at 11:34 am

    I think since Turtleboy is so willing to give out the names and pictures of his subjects in his writings he should stop being a pussy and show his face and give us his name. Stop hiding behind your shitty pseudonym, if you really believe in what your saying be fucking man and show yourself.

    • livesinlowell
      July 20, 2017 at 11:51 am

      Maybe if he commits a crime then he can out himself on his own blog but unfortunately for you turtleboy is a law abiding thoughtful respectful citizen so I don’t see that happening ever. Ooops.

      • Carrie
        July 20, 2017 at 12:23 pm

        So I don’t get it…livesinlowell why you getting so angry about Turtle boy calling out these shitty people. Your ok with what they are doing? Busted for herion…released and busted for herion…that’s normal??? That’s ok with you?? Smh…I really don’t get the justification of this??

        • livesinlowell
          July 20, 2017 at 12:34 pm

          Reading is hard.

          • Let me up, I've had enough
            July 20, 2017 at 12:57 pm

            Reading is easy…. its the COMPREHENSION that gets people.

          • Maaziheart
            July 20, 2017 at 6:18 pm

            Oh the pain!!!

  • Tiana
    July 20, 2017 at 11:16 am

    Young kids who kill others for their own gain.

  • Bill Nye
    July 20, 2017 at 11:01 am

    I think that there’s a portal on rt 2 that sends you to some place in West Virginian Appalachia.

  • Hanginpossum
    July 20, 2017 at 10:45 am

    Based on recent turtleboy news cycles I’m beginning to think that ginger crime and crime against gingers should be tracked in the database. They are already living among us sending their children to the same schools and applying for the same jobs. Soon they will want advocacy and political representation. Wake up America!

  • They call me Ponch
    July 20, 2017 at 10:29 am

    H – I – V , yah you know me,
    Who’s down with HIV, yah you know me

    • They call me Ponch
      July 20, 2017 at 10:31 am

      Twice on Sunday

      • I kiss hookers where they pee
        July 20, 2017 at 10:52 am

        You’re trying too hard. Your horrible 1991 reference should be discarded like the used syringes Kelsey and her junk bomb loser boyfriend toss in to the gutters for little kids to catch hep c with

  • Ginger Warden
    July 20, 2017 at 8:46 am

    She’ll be giving prison guards bj’s for pizza, losing your freedom is hell.

    Coat my dick with psychadelic frog slime and fuck the shit out of her!

    • July 20, 2017 at 3:29 pm

      “Coat my dick with psychadelic frog slime and fuck the shit out of her!”

      You sir should be Poet Laureate.

  • Noseface
    July 20, 2017 at 8:20 am

    I bet that thing tastes like grape Bubbalicious. What a cutie.

    • Wabbitt
      July 20, 2017 at 3:34 pm

      More like sweat, shame, and five other guys jizz.

  • Renee's Chin Drippings
    July 20, 2017 at 7:23 am

    Why the court system continues to grant these two bail is beyond me.

    This is what you get when you vote for democrats. Liberal judges, and the social deterioration that comes with it.

    I’d still totally hit it doggy though.

    • Hughbo Mont
      July 20, 2017 at 1:54 pm

      It’s Massachusetts. You’re entitled to 15-20 chances before you might go to jail for more than 90 days.

      • Diane
        July 24, 2017 at 11:13 am

        That’s crazy.

  • livesinlowell
    July 20, 2017 at 6:59 am

    You don’t even know the whole story. Mind your own business. Only god can judge.


    • Maaziheart
      July 20, 2017 at 6:16 pm


    • Diane
      July 24, 2017 at 11:12 am

      Fuck that . I hope they die sooner than later.

  • Ashamed Atholian
    July 20, 2017 at 3:34 am

    Story should’ve been longer; that’s my old hood. They live across the street from a house on Walnut that had 3 heroin addicts living in it with no electricity or water for 3 YEARS.
    House was filled to the brim with human waste and needles. They recently (finally)
    got the people out when the sheriff’s deputies showed up one morning.
    Those people are now living nearby. These two are back selling drugs because
    they don’t work. My brother works at a local store and sees them using their EBT’s.
    While I work two jobs and am going to college! SCREW THEM.
    When these two deadbeats inevitably croak with needles in their arms
    I am not going to be sympathetic one bit.

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