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Move over Muffbuffer – you’ve got competition for most Malden’s most ratchet…..
And the best part is he did it in broad daylight while parked in a handicapped spot. Although his plan seemed to backfire when he couldn’t close the door because donation bins full of clothing don’t bend:
But it sure didn’t stop him from making a clean getaway with the door wide open like a beat up pair tuna flaps:
There’s crackheads, and then there are people who do steal charity donation bins. Then again crusty oxygoblin might as well have “You got OC’s?” tattooed on his forehead.
Here’s my question – if you’re gonna steal a large object full of shit that doesn’t bend when you put it in your car, why not just steal an ATM? Da fuq are you gonna do with a bunch of Malden hand-me-downs? Pawn Turtlboy Jr’s soiled onesies for crack money? Gonna take a long time to get high on whatever you find in that bin dude.
Then again he lives in Everett. Chances are he grew up wearing Malden hand-me-downs anyway. Probably just reliving his youth.
Of course the oxygoblin has his fair share of Google trophies, all of which seem to involve him violating court orders:
So it’s not really beneath him to steal a charity donation bin while parked in a Burger King handicapped spot.