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Fallopian Fartbox Loses 7th And Final Crotch Fruit To DCF Fairy After Tying 6 Year Old To Chair With Belt And Making Them Eat Their Own Puke

 

WMURA Rochester woman is accused of forcing a 6-year-old girl to eat her own vomit and tying her up for extended periods of time. Erin Warren, 32, of Rochester, is facing charges of child endangerment and assault. Police said the investigation began last summer with a call from Frisbee Hospital about a child with a head wound.

“The delay in seeking medical attention led to a secondary infection of MRSA, as well as scarring and hair loss,” investigators said in court paperwork.

Warren was charged with assault, and police said the investigation led to two more allegations from December 2017. Warren is accused of injuring the girl “by binding (the child’s) arms and legs for a prolonged period of time, causing abrasions and scarring,” according to court documents.

“It is alleged that the child would vomit, and then she was made to eat the vomit,” Capt. Jason Thomas said. “She was belted to some chairs, put in timeout for extended periods of time.”

Kathleen Moore, who said she knows Warren, said she was not surprised when she heard of the charges. She said she saw Warren pulling the child by the hair and clamping her hand over the child’s nose and mouth when the child cried.

“She can still have children. That’s what scares me the most,” Moore said. “She has seven of them at her age.”

Moore said Warren does not have custody of any of her children.

This is what living in Rochester, NH does to the human body. That face has only existed for 32 years, despite the fact that it looks like a used eraser on MCAS day. Then again this is the same shithole that brought us famed ratchets like the Pube Face Killah, and Tony Deyoung, so she’s a solid 8 by Rochester standards.

As funny as it is to mock this mobile jizz repository for her looks, she is the embodiment of pure evil, and acts as a commercial for forced sterilization. I hate her with a passion and hope she dies. Sorry, I can’t be any less direct than that. She abuses her own children, and she’ll do it again. People who abuse kids deserve nothing less than the death penalty. Seven freaking times this human incubator was allowed to reproduce. After losing 6 of your poon polyps to the DCF fairy you’d think it would be an automatic crotch fruit confiscation from that point on. But I guess the state of New Hampshire believes that you get a fresh clean slate each time you fire one of these vaj goblins out of your baby cannon. And until you literally get caught tying your kid up with a belt and making them eat their own puke, you get to hold onto them.

Her Facebook page is a window into her ratchetry.

Instead of taking care of her kid she was too busy encouraging her fellow slop queefs to “be sexy beatuful n corageous” by taking mirror selfies.

Couple months back she posted about her “transformation” and made reference to the three year old child who she has no intention of raising herself.

And in case you’re wondering why she acts the way she does, it’s because last time she was in jail no one wrote her any letters.

I’d like to think that this face alone would make it impossible for her to breed moving forward:

But unfortunately due to the nature of male anatomy and the plethora of evidence that shows that any woman no matter her condition can get dicked at any time, there are no shortage of guys who will dip their cream sticks in her meat wallet. Just ask Adam here:

Does this look like a guy who would turn down being baby daddy #8?

Fat chance. The quicker we tie her tubes the safer everyone will be.

 

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33 Comment(s)
  • N
    July 5, 2019 at 7:09 am

    This chick came into my work and started an argument with me because we lock our bathroom up at night due to the drug use in rochester. I told her that in this town in the middle of the night the only open public bathroom are the porta pottys at the town common. She told me that she “has class” and it is an insult to suggestshe use a pota potty. After a pointless argument and me eventually telling her i dont need her business and she can go jow she asked i just let her buy gas for her car. After pumping her $3 in gas she finally left very pussed off. Lol now I see just how classy this woman really is! What a fucking scumbag!

  • Tone D yung
    June 4, 2019 at 2:32 am

    Anthony DeYoung needs to clean this mess up& take this scumbag for a trip on his boat…

  • Paul Casale
    May 1, 2019 at 1:45 am

    She looks like Danielle Staub from RHONJ on crack.

  • Methtastic
    April 30, 2019 at 10:43 pm

    Why God, Why?

  • Richyrich
    April 30, 2019 at 9:32 am

    She’s been the talk of Rochvegas for a week now, I was wondering when TBS was going to blog about this POS. I know a few people acquainted with her and they verify that she is the Ratchetiest of Ratchets. Word is that she actually left a couple of her babies behind at the hospital after giving birth. Probably the best thing that could happen to them

  • That’s a face only a mother could love
    April 30, 2019 at 8:01 am

    You sure this eraser head isn’t from new Bedford she definitely looks like one of those scabs crack walking the Avenue looking for her next $20 blowjob gig I guess they all look the same no matter what gutter they come from Someone tell her Clyde is looking for a roommate behind a dumpster on the side of the abandoned 7-Eleven all she has to do is slurp his syphilis stick once in a while

  • Asking for my one-eyed friend
    April 30, 2019 at 3:23 am

    Just looking at her makes my pee burn.
    Can you catch the clap from her pics?

  • A Face only a mother could love
    April 30, 2019 at 12:40 am

    You sure this eraser head isn’t from New Bedford she definitely looks like one of them scabs crack walking the Avenue looking for her next $20 blowjob gig I guess they look the same no matter what Gutter they come from someone tell her Clyde is looking for a roommate behind a dumpster on the side of the abandon 7-Eleven all she has to do is slurp on his syphilis stick once in a while

  • No T. R. today, nuh uh
    April 30, 2019 at 12:18 am

    Normally I’m inclined to stab it in the stinkstar but my pee burned a little right after only reading this story.
    Can her pics can give you the clap? Asking for my one-eyed friend.

  • Crotch Rot
    April 29, 2019 at 11:47 pm

    Sadly, her parents probably disciplined her in the same manner. Sick twat nonetheless. The whole family requires an intensive intervention.

  • Beef Curtains
    April 29, 2019 at 11:42 pm

    Foul looking. Skin tags are an indicator of poor health or HPV.

  • Wtf no comments?
    April 29, 2019 at 9:28 pm

    Testing

  • Gump
    April 29, 2019 at 7:57 pm

    I bet her nipples taste like cigarettes.

  • Travis Rearick
    April 29, 2019 at 7:42 pm

    Rochester needs to get nuked right off of the map, or at least move to Massachusetts where it can be with its other like-cities.

    On another note, I pay for ad-free, why am I getting hit with ads down here when I’m trying to post a comment?

  • Hart Ford
    April 29, 2019 at 7:22 pm

    test

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    April 29, 2019 at 7:09 pm

    Pig Bitch! Oink oink oink! She looks like a goalie for the US dart team

    • Big Wick
      April 30, 2019 at 11:49 am

      “She looks like a goalie for the US dart team”

      LOL, Best comment of the day!

    • Big Wick
      April 30, 2019 at 12:41 pm

      “She looks like a goalie for the US dart Best comment here, Two Patch!

  • ALISON WRIGHT
    IfMethHadAFace
    April 29, 2019 at 5:24 pm

    I’d like yo know where Joe’s office is located. I’d love to know who hired this meth faced MOFO.

  • Ogie oglethorpe
    April 29, 2019 at 4:31 pm

    I think I just ate my own vomit….

  • Hm
    April 29, 2019 at 4:28 pm

    What’s with the 80s eyeshadow and headbands?

  • m
    April 29, 2019 at 3:36 pm

    I REALLY hope she has “The disease”, because she is freaking u-g-l-y. At least that would help explain why she looks the way she does!

    • You’ve got the AIDS, not HIV but full blown AIDS
      April 30, 2019 at 9:25 am

      Oh without a doubt this chick has “the disease” but it’s not heroin, it’s AIDS

    • You’ve got the AIDS, not HIV but full blown AIDS
      April 30, 2019 at 9:26 am

      Oh without a doubt this chick has “the disease” but it’s not heroin, it’s AIDS

    • Hot shot
      April 30, 2019 at 9:28 am

      Oh without a doubt this chick has “the disease” but it’s not heroin, it’s AIDS

  • Austin
    April 29, 2019 at 3:04 pm

    That’s a man Baby!

  • Big Wick
    April 29, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    Would not. Ever. She even raises the rating of the Chicopee Herpesaurus, I hate to say.

    Not to take anything away from her obvious despicableness, but wonder what in her life started this horrendous behavior. Any Turtle riders have past experience with this monster?

  • george costanza
    That's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
    April 29, 2019 at 2:36 pm

    just fucking flame throw it

  • thebingo
    April 29, 2019 at 2:19 pm

    I got herpes just looking at that thing.

  • Kevins 9 Iron
    kevins9iron
    April 29, 2019 at 2:19 pm

    “But unfortunately due to the nature of male anatomy and the plethora of evidence that shows that any woman no matter her condition can get dicked at any time, there are no shortage of guys who will dip their cream sticks in her meat wallet. ”

    Guys considering a divorce should read this twice. When you divorce your woman after she gains 50 pounds (after you were married) and think she’ll never find another guy, think again. Guys will fuck a grapefruit if it puts lipstick on. Those are FACKS.

  • bigdaddy
    bigdaddy
    April 29, 2019 at 2:14 pm

    That is the oldest 32 year I have ever seen

  • Karma Bus
    Ratchetsaurous Rex
    April 29, 2019 at 1:44 pm

    Stupid cunt. She is wrecked in 90% of those pics… facks. Year after year, day after day, the shit that comes out about pieces of shit abusing their children is getting worse and worse So damn awful.

  • Gutter Muppet Honey
    April 29, 2019 at 1:19 pm

    It appears she lives inside one of those Planet Aid donation bins.

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