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Felicia Feelz, Her Beta Male Boyfriend, Her BFF Barbie, And Many More Are Not Happy That We Blogged About Her $20K GoFundMe Scam To Pay Off College Debt Due To Bullying

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Yesterday I published a blog about Felicia Feelz, the college dropout from Rockland who started a $20,000 GoFundMe because she says she had to drop out of a private college due to bullying.

We’ve exposed a lot of fraudulent GFMs in the past, but this one might take the cake. This clamtrap never checked herself into a hospital because she was suicidal. She’s “suffering” from completely normal stuff that 99% of the female population in this country can relate to. She made up a bunch of disorders (anxiety, depression, ADHD), which I’m confident she’s not actually diagnosed with, claimed she suffers from them anyway, and expects you to give her $20,000 because she made the choice to drop out of school.

Anyway, her and Terrance Collie had an interesting conversation that was forwarded to me, and just when you thought she couldn’t be more pathetic she went and outdid herself.

Oh for fuck’s sake.

She can’t pay her loans because the process of writing a check, “brings back the memory of my college situation and how I was on the verge of suicide for months.” 

You can’t make this stuff up. I’m not gonna pay my bills next month because the process of paying a mortgage reminds me of the time someone was mean to me in a house back in 1998.

She kept going.

Here’s an idea – maybe you dropped out of your expensive college in Boston because your run-on sentagraphs were frowned upon in freshman English class.

Oh, and it’s our fault that people like her want to commit suicide because we treat “bullying” like it’s no big deal.

Probably because it’s not a big deal. So some chicks were mean to you. Get the fuck over it. Or here’s an idea – maybe you’re a miserable person to be around. Because you sound absolutely dreadful, and I feel bad for anyone who was forced to associate with such a whiny twatmuffin.

According to her this is the worst thing that has ever happened to her, which tells you everything you need to know about this privileged, American, cracker ass. She also says the cops are investigating, yet no one was arrested.

Oh no, her roommates stole her shit from her!! No one has EVER had that happened to them before!! We all should’ve started $20K GoFundMe’s. Except prior to generation cumrag turning 18 people actually had a sense of pride and shame that didn’t allow them do that.

Then her fantastic friends invaded our page and started sharing our blog as well, starting with Barbie. I shit you not, her best friend is named Barbie.

Suicide tendencies are not a thing. Either kill yourself or don’t. No one wants to hear you whine about how you were about to do it. Stop minimizing the real pain that people who have lost loved ones to suicide feel every day. And even if she did try to kill herself, why the hell should other people pay for her expensive private school tuition?

“What if this person decides to kill themselves?”

Then they kill themselves. They made a choice to do that. Not my problem. Ya know how many people threaten to kill themselves over Turtleboy blogs? Thousands. Ya know how many have actually done it? Zero. It’s just another pathetic way for these dregs to get attention, victimize themselves, and guilt us into self-censoring. It’s not gonna work.

But, but, but, cyberbullying!

Traumatized? From words on a computer screen? I can’t, I just can’t.

And pretty much anyone who has ever said, “Turtleboy used to be better but now they’re mean” is someone who laughed at ratchets with us, until someone they know appeared on the blog.

Then again, we’re dealing with a simple minded bootleg plus sized IG model named Barbie.

So I would expect nothing less.

But, but, but….

Oh no!! Not Facebook messaging!! Too bad she doesn’t have a block button!!

Then the boyfriend chimed in.

Yes, that’s right. Someone is actually willing to dip his bologna baton in her penis fly trap. This sad sack of broken dreams apparently posted this on our page:

Then he deleted it so he could whine about us censoring him.

Hey cockwaffle junior, the only person who’s a bigger joke here than her, is you. Ya know what would happen if I lost my job? Mr. Turtlegirl would make up for it. He’d support me. He’d help me out. She has a boyfriend, who evidently is so broke and devoid of any shame, that he has no problem being the hubby of a chick who has to panhandle online. Sad.

But, it’s hard to post a GoFundMe!!

Yes Nicole, us adults do know how expensive college can be, because we all pay off loans into our late 30’s. That’s why it’s so enraging to watch this sausage wrangler beg for it like she’s the first person to ever have any debt.

Then there was this guy.

HAHAHAHHAHA!! The ol’ “you don’t have a journalism degree” line. Never gets old. Here’s the thing Matt, I actually do have a journalism degree and I’ve worked in the media and written for newspapers. I can tell you that working for Turtleboy is the most liberating experience, and the most real “journalism” I’ve ever done. Turtleboy gives me the freedom to investigate things I never would’ve before, and expose shitty people like you and your friends. Then again, I wouldn’t expect a beta male like yourself to understand that.

But wait, Turtleboy also asks for donations.

Yea, it’s totally the same thing. Except we provide a service in return for your donations, as opposed to Felicia Feelz who provides absolutely nothing.

Then there was Assmunch.

“Report the page for harassment.”

It’s really gonna suck one day when his baby momma wakes up and realizes she’d rather be with an actual man.

Is this what girls these days have to choose from? I feel so bad. There is going to be a shortage of orgasms in this country, the likes of which we’ve never seen before. A true epidemic. Buy stock in dildos while you can.

“Everything I don’t like is slander. Wah!!!”

“It’s not free speech when you start harassing people and breeding hatred.”

  1. Yes it is.
  2. We’re not harassing anyone. We’re blogging about someone with a publicly viewable and pathetic GFM.

There was so much more too.

But you get the point. Felicia Feelz made this GFM because she genuinely sees nothing wrong with it, nor do her friends. And therein lies the problem. This is the AOC generation.

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27 Comment(s)
  • I Hate Millenial Whiners
    January 18, 2019 at 12:54 pm

    OMG. She has $20,000 debt from college she didn’t finish. I just finished college at 36 and my loans came due.
    $517 a month, on top of my mortgage, car payment, utilities, food, other bills, etc,… I also have a teenager and I had to figure out how to make it work. It’s called support and accepting responsibility for your actions.

    Luckily I have an amazing husband who can balance a budget and we are still good, but we need to cut a few luxuries like our bi-weekly date nights, going out with friends, etc,.. like big people have to do when you have bills.

    Shut. The. Fuck. Up. You whiny cumstain! Learn to adapt to life because life hasn’t even begun to suck and GFM won’t be around forever!

  • AgingCynic
    January 17, 2019 at 11:08 pm

    Elephant in the room: she couldn’t hack LASELL. This is like flunking out of MassBay CC. Bad debts are the least of her problems. 

  • Gutter Muppet Honey
    January 17, 2019 at 10:05 pm

    I bet you that weird pregnant couple at the end claim their baby is gender X.

  • Q
    January 17, 2019 at 8:58 pm

    Thank you TB for exposing these twats for what they are. And thank you for feeling sorry for anyone who has to be around them…they truly are deranged, self-aggrandizing whiny babies. A group of wannabe mean girls who annoy tf out of the majority of their coworkers. We’re pretty sure this is just for the attention, if they were really traumatized they wouldn’t be asking for autographs for making each other famous. Please note: lives at home with a car mommy and daddy co-signed on..could work 11 hours daily if one wanted, still with plenty of hours left in the day for a 2nd job before asking for a handout!

  • Y
    January 17, 2019 at 8:36 pm

    Hey Barbie, stop enabling your biffle.
    Check out Barbie’s hit piece:
    internethollywood.com/model-barbie-maria-discuss-the-day-she-started-modeling-her-past-obsession-for-americas-next-top-model-seeking-an-agency-photo-shoots-her-goals-and-more/
    I’d like to hit Barbie with my piece!
    But, my childhood was traumatic and I have a skinny weiner, so I doubt she’d go for me. I’m all wheels, no canon; it’s pathetic.
    Can someone help pay off my loans or maybe donate towards my mortgage?
    Please. I have ADHDTUVLGBTURSHIV.

    What a bunch of soy boy cucks!!!

    • z
      January 17, 2019 at 10:22 pm

      Sure, I’ll donate. An odd shaped dinky is worthy of a GFM.
      Everything else is, so why not that.

      • It's Ma'am!
        January 18, 2019 at 8:41 am

        Barbie’s a dude, right? Because that HAS to be a dude.

        • Yuck
          January 18, 2019 at 12:36 pm

          She is handsome.

  • z
    January 17, 2019 at 8:24 pm

    Evan and the “IQ of a pube hair”.

    I’ll take a test with that motherfucker. He’ll have to bring his A game with a guaranteed 140+ to have a chance. It’s interesting to know your #. Ultimately that # all by itself is useless.

    IQs really don’t tell you much other than the ability to pick up concepts, patterns and analyze information. And then ONLY if the subject matter interests you.
    High or low doesn’t make you a better or worse person.
    High or low doesn’t make you happy or sad.

    What a high IQ may do is give you an edge in jobs that rely on concepts and information processing.
    Which might lead to a good paying job.
    Which may mean a happier life.
    Or not.
    It also doesn’t make you a liberal or a conservative. It doesn’t make you religious or an atheist. It doesn’t make you a lot of things in life.

    My guess would be that the vast majority of posters here are comfortably on the right side of the IQ bell curve. Even the trolls. I don’t equate crude with stupid. That would be stupid.

    You know who probably has an IQ better than 99.9% of the people on the planet?
    The actor James Woods. Supposedly 180+. Makes Einstein look like a moron.
    Looking at her tweets, I’m guessing Woods and her would not get along at all.
    By many accounts Woods can be a dick.
    He’d fit in here commenting.

    • Y
      January 17, 2019 at 8:41 pm

      He was fantastic in Casino.
      Myself, I prefer Bill Paxton, better known as the Pax.
      His role in True Lies is what dreams are made of, pure comedic genius.
      #TheVetGetsEmWet

  • z
    January 17, 2019 at 6:46 pm

    TB has the wrong name for her.

    She either Debbie Downer or Eeyore.

    0:39: Debbie speaks for the first time. “Ever since they found Mad Cow disease in the U.S., I’m not taking any chances. It can live in your body for years before it ravages your brain.”

    Debbie tells Pluto, “It must be fun to work here! Although the biggest drawback to working in a theme park is that you must live under constant fear of deadly terrorist attacks.”

    “I might have known,” said Eeyore. “After all, one can’t complain. I have my friends. Somebody spoke to me only yesterday. And was it last week or the week before that Rabbit bumped into me and said ‘Bother!’. The Social Round. Always something going on.”

    “I didn’t bounce, I coughed,” said Tigger crossly.
    “Bouncy or coffy, it’s all the same at the bottom of the river.

    • Lecter H. MD.
      January 18, 2019 at 5:12 am

      Good comment, I always enjoy the ramblings of the insane. Z You’re normally much more succinct and your videos are mostly spot on… did you have a couple of beers? or are you off your meds? This isn’t a criticism few people can do both sane and crazy, nice job.

  • Service?
    January 17, 2019 at 6:33 pm

    What kind of service do you provide? Flooding our phones with ads?

  • Big Tits
    January 17, 2019 at 6:23 pm

    They all have mis shaped heads.

    Plus sized model ugly face, great tits and ass. Would gladly fill her mouth and anus not her stink-clam, no way don’t want to pay 18 years for breeding that bitch.

  • Dr. Ed
    January 17, 2019 at 6:15 pm

    ADHD is *not* a mental illness — it’s a neurological disorder that is often misdiagnosed.

  • Rats Nest
    January 17, 2019 at 6:11 pm

    I’m starting a pool. 5 bucks to get in, First prize is for correctly guessing Bourne or Sagamore. Second prize goes to the date, third prize goes to whoever guesses if she will record it or not…

    • z
      January 17, 2019 at 6:55 pm

      Further afield, the French King Bridge over the Connecticut River on Rt 2. That bridge got so bad with 26 to 31 jumpers by 2009 (bridge build in 1932) that they put up security cameras. Not that the cameras are going to stop anyone, but at least the authorities know they’ll need to get the boats and drag lines out.

      • Lecter H. MD.
        January 18, 2019 at 5:19 am

        Little known fact, if you save somebody from jumping to their death or rescue them alive from the water. You get to keep anything they have, jewelry, car parked on bridge, glass eye. You can also legally make them your slave doesn’t apply to public employees on duty or medical personnel.

  • Old Tom Morris
    January 17, 2019 at 5:52 pm

    Back in my day, we’d just backhand that ratchet.

  • MrSmiley
    January 17, 2019 at 5:49 pm

    You wonder why the army is having problems recruiting. Look at these fucking creatures jeeezussss! Please give me 20k to pay off my loan. My ptsd is so bad I have nightmares of the meenies! Yea bullying fucking blows but wheres proof of any of it actually happening? Just another gofundme charity case. Betcha IG model has a premium snapchat the IRS would love to know about.

  • Napoleon III
    January 17, 2019 at 5:40 pm

    If she is that bad that she can’t write a check to pay off her debt because she has bad memories, she should change the GFM from paying off school debts to one that is for paying for her rubber roomed institutionalization

  • Gilles Gilbert
    January 17, 2019 at 5:38 pm

    “Gonna be a shortage of orgasms, buy stock in dildo s.” Still laughing as I type. SSTG that one was gold. What a useless twat. This is the generation that’ll be taking of elders as we age. We are fucked.

    Just curious but have you guys been seeing a spike in page views with the barstool crap going on? Hope so.

  • Turdchomper
    January 17, 2019 at 5:32 pm

    The only way these beta males can get any pussy is to act all untoxic masculinified and woke.
    Who wants that limp dick. Wow

  • The real world
    January 17, 2019 at 5:24 pm

    You’re right they take real mental health illnesses and think it’s fun to victimize themselves as if they really have said Illness. Which we all know they don’t. What they do have is some misguided sense that they’re entitled to everyone else’s money and sympathy. Turtleboy is right no one in the real world gives a fuck about your debt. Why you ask? Cause we all as adults have debt also. So fuck you. Your parents failed you tremendously. If the “bullying” in college really happened to you and you say it’s the worst thing to ever happen to you then maybe suicide is your only option at this point. You will never survive the real world. You truly are pathetic along with your that little sprite you call a boyfriend. Grow the fuck up!

    • Mike
      January 18, 2019 at 12:30 pm

      The quickest way for her to have her student loan debt forgiven would be to commit suicide.  Much quicker then a GFM and less likely to result in online “bullying”.  Besides, she could have satisfaction in knowing that she proved to everyone that she really was suicidal.  That’ll show em!

  • The angry taint
    January 17, 2019 at 5:17 pm

    These fucking beta cuck males are just unreal the pussification of America continues. I would raspberry barbies sloppy stomach though but I digress. Oh hi leigha! Call me?

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