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Yesterday I published a blog about Felicia Feelz, the college dropout from Rockland who started a $20,000 GoFundMe because she says she had to drop out of a private college due to bullying.
We’ve exposed a lot of fraudulent GFMs in the past, but this one might take the cake. This clamtrap never checked herself into a hospital because she was suicidal. She’s “suffering” from completely normal stuff that 99% of the female population in this country can relate to. She made up a bunch of disorders (anxiety, depression, ADHD), which I’m confident she’s not actually diagnosed with, claimed she suffers from them anyway, and expects you to give her $20,000 because she made the choice to drop out of school.
Anyway, her and Terrance Collie had an interesting conversation that was forwarded to me, and just when you thought she couldn’t be more pathetic she went and outdid herself.
Oh for fuck’s sake.
She can’t pay her loans because the process of writing a check, “brings back the memory of my college situation and how I was on the verge of suicide for months.”
She kept going.
Here’s an idea – maybe you dropped out of your expensive college in Boston because your run-on sentagraphs were frowned upon in freshman English class.
Oh, and it’s our fault that people like her want to commit suicide because we treat “bullying” like it’s no big deal.
Probably because it’s not a big deal. So some chicks were mean to you. Get the fuck over it. Or here’s an idea – maybe you’re a miserable person to be around. Because you sound absolutely dreadful, and I feel bad for anyone who was forced to associate with such a whiny twatmuffin.
According to her this is the worst thing that has ever happened to her, which tells you everything you need to know about this privileged, American, cracker ass. She also says the cops are investigating, yet no one was arrested.
Oh no, her roommates stole her shit from her!! No one has EVER had that happened to them before!! We all should’ve started $20K GoFundMe’s. Except prior to generation cumrag turning 18 people actually had a sense of pride and shame that didn’t allow them do that.
Then her fantastic friends invaded our page and started sharing our blog as well, starting with Barbie. I shit you not, her best friend is named Barbie.
Suicide tendencies are not a thing. Either kill yourself or don’t. No one wants to hear you whine about how you were about to do it. Stop minimizing the real pain that people who have lost loved ones to suicide feel every day. And even if she did try to kill herself, why the hell should other people pay for her expensive private school tuition?
“What if this person decides to kill themselves?”
Then they kill themselves. They made a choice to do that. Not my problem. Ya know how many people threaten to kill themselves over Turtleboy blogs? Thousands. Ya know how many have actually done it? Zero. It’s just another pathetic way for these dregs to get attention, victimize themselves, and guilt us into self-censoring. It’s not gonna work.
But, but, but, cyberbullying!
Traumatized? From words on a computer screen? I can’t, I just can’t.
And pretty much anyone who has ever said, “Turtleboy used to be better but now they’re mean” is someone who laughed at ratchets with us, until someone they know appeared on the blog.
Then again, we’re dealing with a simple minded bootleg plus sized IG model named Barbie.
So I would expect nothing less.
But, but, but….
Oh no!! Not Facebook messaging!! Too bad she doesn’t have a block button!!
Then the boyfriend chimed in.
Yes, that’s right. Someone is actually willing to dip his bologna baton in her penis fly trap. This sad sack of broken dreams apparently posted this on our page:
Then he deleted it so he could whine about us censoring him.
Hey cockwaffle junior, the only person who’s a bigger joke here than her, is you. Ya know what would happen if I lost my job? Mr. Turtlegirl would make up for it. He’d support me. He’d help me out. She has a boyfriend, who evidently is so broke and devoid of any shame, that he has no problem being the hubby of a chick who has to panhandle online. Sad.
But, it’s hard to post a GoFundMe!!
Yes Nicole, us adults do know how expensive college can be, because we all pay off loans into our late 30’s. That’s why it’s so enraging to watch this sausage wrangler beg for it like she’s the first person to ever have any debt.
Then there was this guy.
HAHAHAHHAHA!! The ol’ “you don’t have a journalism degree” line. Never gets old. Here’s the thing Matt, I actually do have a journalism degree and I’ve worked in the media and written for newspapers. I can tell you that working for Turtleboy is the most liberating experience, and the most real “journalism” I’ve ever done. Turtleboy gives me the freedom to investigate things I never would’ve before, and expose shitty people like you and your friends. Then again, I wouldn’t expect a beta male like yourself to understand that.
But wait, Turtleboy also asks for donations.
Yea, it’s totally the same thing. Except we provide a service in return for your donations, as opposed to Felicia Feelz who provides absolutely nothing.
Then there was Assmunch.
“Report the page for harassment.”
It’s really gonna suck one day when his baby momma wakes up and realizes she’d rather be with an actual man.
Is this what girls these days have to choose from? I feel so bad. There is going to be a shortage of orgasms in this country, the likes of which we’ve never seen before. A true epidemic. Buy stock in dildos while you can.
“Everything I don’t like is slander. Wah!!!”
“It’s not free speech when you start harassing people and breeding hatred.”
- Yes it is.
- We’re not harassing anyone. We’re blogging about someone with a publicly viewable and pathetic GFM.
There was so much more too.
But you get the point. Felicia Feelz made this GFM because she genuinely sees nothing wrong with it, nor do her friends. And therein lies the problem. This is the AOC generation.