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Former W. Boylston Teacher Arrested By Homeland Security After Sending Bomb Threats To Every School In Holden Has Been Messaging Us Crazy Shit For Months

The former West Boylston teacher who was arrested at Logan airport after sending bomb threats to pretty much every school near Holden has been messaging Turtleboy for months with crazy, nonsensical shit.

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Editor’s Note: This story reminds us that a few anonymous teachers at West Boylston High School emailed us a couple months back with some CRAZY stories about shit that is going on in that school. It sounds like a GREAT Turtleboy story. We emailed them back, but never heard from them. Probably because they created burner accounts and then never checked them again. So yea, if you sent us that email, please reach out to us again because we wanna tell the world your stories. 

For the last few months we’ve been getting messages and requests for stories from some guy named Justin Hagenbuch. He’s completely off his rocker. Then yesterday the Holden Landmark published this:

A former Holden resident and West Boylston teacher was arrested Thursday on five outstanding warrants related to threats made at several area schools. Justin Hagenbuch, 37, whose known address is in Auburn, was arraigned on Friday morning at Leominster District Court.

According to police, Hagenbuch is behind a bomb threat that was made at Chocksett Middle School in Sterling and another threat at Mountview Middle School in Holden in early December. A month-long joint investigation among detectives from Holden, Sterling and West Boylston identified Hagenbuch as a suspect in several threatening incidents at schools, including Mayo Elementary School, the Archdiocese of Worcester, Dawson Elementary School and Wachusett Regional High School, which police said were “severe enough to elicit a response from law enforcement.” 

Investigators determined that Hagenbuch was traveling abroad in South America and Europe. State police and law enforcement from Holden, Sterling, West Boylston, Paxton along with the Massachusetts Fusion Center and Wachusett Regional School District superintendent developed a strategy to prevent Hagenbuch’s ability to return to the United States undetected. Further action was taken by enlisting the services of the Homeland Security, Customs and Border Protection (CBP),

Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and The Massachusetts State Police Violent Fugitive Apprehension Section (VFAS), according to Holden police. On Jan. 11 officials were notified that Hagenbuch booked a flight from Berlin to Logan Airport. On Jan. 12 ICE, VFAS and CBP notified Holden Police Det. Sgt. Adam Porcaro and Sterling Police Det. David Johnson that Hagenbuch had landed and was taken into custody. Det. Sgt. Porcaro and Holden Det. Todd Ventres took custody of Hagenbuch from State Police Troopers assigned to Logan Airport and transported him to Holden. Hagenbuch was held in Holden until arraignment.

Insane. Literally threatening to bomb every school in the district, and the archdiocese, just for fun. The same district his kids will be enrolled in, if they’re not already. Just hope he stops feeding them beer:


Meanwhile he’s been overseas on a road trip for the last year, abandoning his family, while posting non-stop selfies, almost all of which have the exact same duckface peace pose:

















Also, he really, really, really seems to like the YMCA wherever he goes:









Our boy Clarence got a friend request from him a while ago and accepted it because he pretty much accepts anyone’s friend requests. That’s when we started getting emails like this, in which he apparently is giving us a topic to write about from his time as a teacher at West Boylston, but explains absolutely nothing:


Then he wanted us to investigate West Boylston High School for firing him for “being German” and taking a sick leave:


Then he started forwarding union notes to us:


Then he started forwarding us emails from school about kids in his class saying racist things to other kids:


Then more emails about getting fired from another job in Leominster because he complained about being “sexually harassed”:


Then he went to Brazil where he got arrested for…..something. Turtleboy does not speak Portuguese, but it looks like something involving public urination and yelling “you are a black monkey.” I guess he wanted us to write about it because he’s some sort of victim:


Then he sent us this video, where he explains who he explains how he is being persecuted for crimes he did not commit:

Then he forwarded us this email, which as usual, made absolutely no sense to us:


Then he started messaging Clarence with other really sensible ideas and thoughts:

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He told us he needed help, and that we could fix it by throwing a party at the Trump Rio and/or fixing his Uber (whatever that means):


Then he wanted us to send people stories about marathon runners, even though he was already friends with these people on Facebook:


Then he invited us to spin class with him in Brazil, where he hiding out from Interpol:


We had no idea that this entire time he was basically an international fugitive from justice being actively monitored by the Department of Homeland Security. While he was over there he was actively communicating with the Holden Police about skyping with his kids, and apparently accused them of taking custody of them because he started posting the emails on his Facebook page:




He really seems to have it in for the Holden Police, and posts lovely things on their Facebook page:

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Can’t figure out why he wouldn’t like Holden PD. Maybe because they asked him to stop calling in threats to two of the towns three elementary schools, the middle school, and Wachusett High School. The only school in town he hasn’t threatened to blow up is Davis Hill Elementary. Guess he likes the playground there.

Meanwhile the former Doherty High School tennis star is apparently hosting Tennis clinics:


While he’s flying all over the world, going to international events, and living in hotel rooms:





Oh, and here’s the best part – he started a GoFundMe so he could raise enough money to enter the Wimbledon Tennis Tournament and win the whole thing:


Donations are not going as he expected. Looks like Novak Djokovic just dodged his biggest competitor. What a break.

Sidenote – several parents and teachers in town are disputing the Landmark’s story that he threatened to bomb Mountview Middle:

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Holden problems.

Anyway, this is kind of a sad story because he’s got kids. Dude has obviously lost his mind. He needs serious psychological help. Hate to see any children see their father like this.


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28 Comment(s)
  • Crazy shit
    January 23, 2017 at 6:01 pm

    This shit is crazy. I had his ex-wife for a teacher a couple years ago and I now attend Wachusett. She was a nice lady but it seems she divorced his crazy ass and he went off the rails. Really feel bad for the his kids and ex-wife

  • Rational person
    January 19, 2017 at 3:31 pm

    And he Facebook friends a lot of his students, including my daughter. She showed me that post about wanting to win Wimbledon. We laughed because we thought it was a joke but I’m thinking maybe he really is mentally ill. She always thought he was creepy when he was her gym teacher.

  • Jack Mehoff
    January 15, 2017 at 8:47 am

    Everyone who is so self absorbed and narcissistic that their primary focus in life is to take and post selfies is mentally unstable.

    Last year I was at a Red Sox game. Three seats over a good looking millennial chick spent the entire game taking selfies. A UFO could have landed and abducted all the players, she never would have noticed. She’d take a few pictures, look at them, smile, take more. Mentally unstable like this guy.

    Shouldn’t be allowed to vote.

  • Hughbo Mont
    January 15, 2017 at 5:45 am

    Way too long and boring.

  • Yuck
    January 14, 2017 at 11:22 pm

    I love his selfie at the Vienna…Total swinger!!

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    January 14, 2017 at 8:14 pm

    I’d do him.

    • Justice
      January 14, 2017 at 8:54 pm

      Have some sympathy. He is not well. All these harsh, pathetic, stupid comments make this blog the steaming pile of horseshit that people think it is. This isn’t some mall fight or bus brawl. This is mental illness and he needs help before he DOES possibly do something he threatens.

  • Mediocrity
    January 14, 2017 at 7:47 pm

    Nucking Futs

  • NotDavePortnoy
    January 14, 2017 at 7:11 pm

    Is the whole point of this website to be a shittier version of Barstool? Writing sucks. Subject matter sucks. I’m from the Worcester area. Would love to have a “local blog” now that Portnoy sold out and moved to NYC with that chick CEO and non-stop sponsored content from Papa Chernin. But this website is a steaming pile of horseshit.

    • Kevins 9 Iron
      kevi packs a mean 9 iron
      January 15, 2017 at 12:13 pm

      This site couldn’t be any further from Barstool. TB thanks you for the clicks though.

  • Publius
    January 14, 2017 at 4:40 pm

    this creep looks like a psychopathic molester.

  • Justice
    January 14, 2017 at 4:02 pm

    Ok, CLEARLY this guy is not well, and far from mentally stable. This seems like some sort of psychotic break. Schitzophrenia? Schitzo-effective disorder? I’m not a mental health professional, and probably don’t need to be to realize this guy needs help. I do however know that if he won’t ACCEPT help, there is nothing anyone can do. Not until he does something to get arrested. That’s what’s wrong with our mental health system. There comes a point when the authorities need to step in and help those who are mentally incapacitated and cannot or will not get the help they need. If his family is aware of this tragedy, I am sure they are heartbroken, but unless he commits a crime, there is nothing they can do. I’ve seen it happen to people’s loved ones. Very frustrating and very sad.

  • Rutland Rider
    January 14, 2017 at 3:55 pm

    HEY DARYLL MCCALL, SUPERINTENDENT OF THE WACHUSETT REGIONAL SCHOOL DISTRICT…..Whenever there is ANY type of threat like this ANYWHERE is the WRSD, I, as well as other parents DEMAND that an all call be sent out to the ENTIRE district. This is UNACCEPTABLE. You continue to fail the district by NOT taking parents and children into consideration. If this guy or anyone else does something in one of the schools (like was thought of the nut who was calling one of the Rutland schools to go visit) and you do not contact parents and/or evacuate, it will all fall on YOU, and we will make sure you pay the highest price under the law.

    • Enough is Enough
      January 14, 2017 at 6:40 pm

      Parents at Chocksett received a recorded message – albeit after the kids were already enroute to school

      • Rutland Rider
        January 14, 2017 at 8:49 pm

        Should be the ENTIRE district. A threat to one school is a threat to ALL schools. Why would he target WRSD if he was fired from West Boylston , used to work for Worcester, but supposedly lives in Auburn?

        • Shayna
          January 15, 2017 at 12:36 am

          You think he reads turtle boy? And that this is the best way to actually make things happen? Thank God the kids of Holden have your activism.

  • Joe Shmidlap
    January 14, 2017 at 3:37 pm

    The law offices of Shmidlap , Shmidlap and Fiestylawyerlady will not be handling this case.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      January 14, 2017 at 8:59 pm

      Wtf? Lol…

  • Teen mind
    January 14, 2017 at 2:47 pm

    Look like a accident waiting to happen, a ticking time bomb. Would bet he won’t get much time, being out-there mentally.

  • DJ Trump
    January 14, 2017 at 2:09 pm

    Bet he’s found not guilty by reason of insanity. Hopefully he’ll get some court ordered help, and can be stabilized with meds. He sounds schizo.

    • wtatnuckgangsta
      January 14, 2017 at 3:51 pm

      Yeah I was thinking schizo too. I have a friend who is actually diagnosed with that and is similar…especially with the delusional sports star thing. My friend thinks he’s going to be some famous ultra runner or already is? Who knows. Then I have another undiagnosed friend who thought she was going to the Olympics for the mile but couldn’t break 5 mins in college. She’s also very similar and narcissistic. And this guy is saying he’s a pro tennis player who is going to win major matches.

  • wtatnuckgangsta
    January 14, 2017 at 1:59 pm

    Holy shit! So, this guy friends me on FB a few months back saying he remembers me from some athletic accomplishments I had in high school, college and post college. I was friends with his sister in elementary school but maybe saw him once in my life. The whole family was in some sloppy divorce mess for years. So, after him showing up in my online world, I decide to message his sister, who I haven’t talked to since the 90s. No reply. So I figure this is a broken family and she wants nothing to do with him. She’s in the Peace Corp or something now and living in Africa. After that, I block him on FB and Instagram and he gets me on another account that’s some Asian first name but still Hagenbuch. I had him as a friend on that account for about an hour just to dig through it and see what’s up with this guy. He had told me he was a professional tennis player and trying to get back into the game. But, none of it was adding up and I made sure to just block the second account and move on. But now…wow.

    • wtatnuckgangsta
      January 14, 2017 at 2:24 pm

      Oh and his dad was a college professor and the whole family was very smart and talented in athletics. But, there were rumors of his mom having some kind of mental breakdown during the divorce years, which would make all of this make more sense if there’s illness in the family. Either way it’s sad and he needs help.

  • Anonymous
    January 14, 2017 at 1:53 pm

    How is this man allowed to be a teacher?

  • Turd Burglestein
    January 14, 2017 at 1:33 pm

    Firsties again. Yeah!

    • Turd Burglestein
      January 14, 2017 at 1:34 pm


  • Turd Burglestein
    January 14, 2017 at 1:32 pm

    That’s not duckface…that’s dickface. He’ll be puckering up a lot where he’s going.

    • Talisman
      January 14, 2017 at 4:59 pm

      Good call, a Dick Faced Squirrel Turd for sure. I don’t get how these bags of batshit like this meander around for so long evading arrest. I have no doubt that if my cheese slid off the cracker and I did something like this, my incarceration would be almost immediate.

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