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Gangsta Springfield Puerto Rican Cindy Brady Rapper Suing Cops For Millions, Also Killing Them At Walmart For Pulling Him Over Riding Bike Without Helmet 

Gangsta Springfield Puerto Rican Cindy Brady Rapper Suing Cops For Millions, Also Killing Them At Walmart For Pulling Him Over Riding Bike Without Helmet

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MassliveBy his own account, Jose Arroyo is a gang member and gun enthusiast with a grudge against the Springfield Police Department. “I’m going to sue you and make millions, you bitch ass cops,” Arroyo, 23, of Springfield, announced after being pulled over for riding his bicycle without a helmet on the wrong side of School Street on Aug. 24, according to the arrest report.

Something tells me this wasn’t the first time Jose Arroyo went bike riding without a helmet. Just sayin. 

As a crowd gathered, Arroyo berated the officers for stopping him and warned they would lose their jobs and homes after he wins his lawsuit.

Hey Jose, I know a guy!! 

Later, after being arrested, he threatened to shoot an officer if they cross paths “on the street or in Walmart,” the report said. “You’re all done; your kids will be sad when you’re gone,” Arroyo said.

In fairness, I’d just assume that if I went shopping at the Springfield Walmart I’d end up getting shot regardless. 

The next morning, he pleaded not guilty in Springfield District Court to disorderly conduct and two counts of threatening to commit a crime. At the request of defense lawyer Matthew Hutchinson, Arroyo was released on personal recognizance. He was back in court again Tuesday, pleading not guilty to six new charges after he allegedly threatened to kill his mother, brother and girlfriend. Assistant District Attorney Cary Szafranski asked for $10,000 cash bail in the new case and requested that Arroyo’s bail be revoked in last week’s case. The defendant is a self-described member of the Bloods street gang with a history of drug and firearms convictions, the prosecutor said.

Obviously the gangsta life is paying dividends since this muffqueen since he’s not only living at home with Mom, but riding around town on his Huffy 10 speed. Life is good for this Puerto Rican Cindy Brady. 

On Sept. 1, he got into an argument with his brother and threatened to kill him and their mother. Later, at his girlfriend’s apartment, he got into an argument with her and took off with her car, Szafranski said. The girlfriend filed a stolen vehicle report, and Arroyo was arrested that night, the prosecutor said. Hutchinson, representing Arroyo again, asked for his release on low cash bail and opposed revoking the bail in last month’s case.

Arroyo had a good reason to be angry before his arrest on Aug. 24, the defense lawyer said. “I’ve never heard of anyone being stopped for a (bicycle) helmet violation,” Hutchinson, a former prosecutor, said. “He was asserting his rights” against police harassment, said Hutchinson, adding the officer who arrested Arroyo on Aug. 24 also participated in the Sept. 1 arrest.

So let me get this straight. He’s being targeted by the cops as some sort of police conspiracy. Which means that his Mom, girlfriend, and brother are all in on it, since they called the fuzz on him too? Yea, this guy sounds about as qualified the first lawyer they fired in My Cousin Vinnie. 

As for the alleged death threats, Arroyo is a rapper and was quoting lyrics from other rappers denouncing police abuses, Hutchinson said.

Well, this just keeps getting better. What are the odds that a “gangsta” living with his mother and driving his bicycle around town would have a burgeoning rap career? Never saw that one coming. 

The second arrest, Hutchinson said, was payback for the first one. “They just had it out for my client based on what happened a week ago,” he added.

Yea, it’s weird how cops aren’t really fond of you when you threaten to kill them at Walmart. Stupid snowflakes!!

We anxiously await the impending MASSIVE civil lawsuit. We highly recommend that Mr. Arroyo gets in contact with “he who shall not be named” from Fitchburg, who also has much experience in suing police departments that have arrested him for no reason. You’ll be swimming in Benjamins by the time this one is over!!


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8 Comment(s)
  • Real talk, get a job and a haircut
    September 8, 2017 at 11:14 am

    Did they target him for being a known douchebag – yup
    Did they find something they find a small violation in order to arrest because he’s a known gangbanger – yup
    Is it illegal to enforce bullshit laws you wouldn’t normally screw with a bloods member who a known problem – nope

    You think they don’t write the level 3 sex offender when he gets stopped for that broken tail light every single time they stop him? Quit being a fuckface, start respecting others and stop terrorizing the community, selling drugs and threatening to kill people and maybe they will stop arresting you for riding your princess 1 speed with the basket without a helmet.

  • Agent Smith
    September 8, 2017 at 8:35 am

    Nice uni-brow, fag

  • The Rant Queen
    September 8, 2017 at 8:23 am

    That defense lawyer is dumb as shit lol. Then again, it’s fucking Springfield. Hell, the case really could go either way here. Springfield fucking SUCKS.

  • Angel
    September 8, 2017 at 6:27 am

    Girly-boy you trying to become a female ? You’re way too ugly for that. No car either ?

  • Kevin Lynch
    September 8, 2017 at 6:11 am

    Mr. Arroyo, please call me for advice about your massive civil law suit

  • Phong
    September 8, 2017 at 2:18 am

    The long term cons must thank their lucky stars when this type of meat shows up. You know a little fight for fun, then easy pickings.

    And this one has handles! easier to use.

    and Cindy wasn’t anti Marsha, that was Jan.

    Cindy had the lisp.

  • The Real Cindy Brady
    September 8, 2017 at 1:37 am

    Marsha! Marsha! Marsha!

    • Springfield Is A Slum
      September 8, 2017 at 4:27 pm

      23 years old, still lives with momma, riding a little bike downtown in the middle
      of the day, probably has never held a job, thinks he’s a rapper…what in the hell is
      wrong with this picture? If he wants to be tough put him in the military.

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