Greenfield Chick Turns Hoodrat, Threatens To Kill Springfield Cop After Assaulting Him For Arresting Her For Threatening To Kill Ratchet Hoes
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Masslive: The police officer who tangled with Tiffany J. Himmelman can’t say he wasn’t warned. Following her arrest on May 21 for allegedly threatening to shoot a woman, Himmelman began bragging about her criminal past on the way to Springfield police headquarters, according to the arrest report. “She advised me that I did not know who she was or what she had done,” Officer Hermino Rivas wrote in his report. “She stated that she has shot people in the kneecaps before and is not afraid to go to jail,” he added. To further establish her credentials, she threatened to find out where the officer lived and retaliate against him, the report noted.
Himmelman, 24, of Amherst, didn’t end up shooting anybody in the kneecaps. But she did kick Rivas twice — once in the right knee, once in the left — on her way into the station, and was pepper-sprayed in return, the report said. The drama began around 10:30 p.m. when police received a call for a disturbance outside an Indian Orchard apartment building. When officers arrived, several women were on the front porch yelling at one female tenant. As officers attempted to defuse the situation, Himmelman threatened to “throw blows with (the woman) whenever she saw her,” the report said.
Ordered to leave the area, Himmelman returned minutes later and resumed yelling at the woman. “She pointed her right hand, extending her thumb and index finger forming a gun … and stated, ‘Don’t worry, you’ll get yours, bitch,'” the report said. Himmelman began kicking and thrashing when police attempted to arrest her. At the station, she continued resisting and kicking until receiving a “one to three second burst (of pepper spray) to her face and mouth,” the report said.
A prosecutor asked for $1,500 bail, citing the new charges and another case pending against Himmelman. Defense lawyer Matthew Hutchinson said his client had only a few minor charges on her record, and was intoxicated during her confrontation with police. He suggested that she would benefit from substance abuse counseling, and asked Judge Michelle Ouimet-Rooke to release her on personal recognizance. The judge set bail at $250 and continued the case for a pretrial hearing on June 23.
How the hell do you assault a police officer twice, threaten to kill a bunch of fellow ratchet hoes, threaten to find the cop who arrested and fuck him up, brag about shooting people in the kneecaps, and still walk away on only $250 bail? Oh right, it’s Massachusetts. The land of zero consequences for shitbags. A true ratchet’s paradise. Sure, the judge could’ve sent a message to all of these wannabe hoodboogers that their bullshit won’t be tolerated anymore, but that would make too much sense. Better just send her home on $250 and hope she stops acting like a sludgeguzzler. That’s the way Judge Michelle Ouimet-Rooke, a recent Charlie Baker appointee, sees it.
The funniest part about this story is the fact that this chick thinks she’s hard. Bitch, you’re from Greenfield. You play softball. You once broke up a no-hitter for Greenfield High School:
Chicks who play high school softball and live in Greenfield by definition cannot be hardos. I don’t care how many times you’ve taken the I-91 junkie express to Springfield and Holyoke. I don’t care how many times you’ve treated yourself to a hoodrat basket lunch. I don’t care how many times you watched Boys n the Hood or listened to 50 Cent. At the end of the day, this is the real Tiffany Himmelman:
Bitch you own flannel. There isn’t a REAL hood chick in America who owns any flannel shirts. Oh, and you drink Twisted Tea:
Any chick who gets photographed with an alcoholic beverage that isn’t Henny is automatically disqualified from the gangsta olympics.
Her hoodrat evolution on her Facebook page would be a fascinating case study for anthropologists. She starts off as your basic white bitch:
Starts to wear makeup and cocktail dresses:
Next thing you know she’s wearing flat brimmed hats
Busting out the puffy hood coats
And finally she might as well get a tattoo on her forehead that reads, “I’m so ratchet that even Jerry Springer rejected me”:
Anyway, for a bad ass bitch who allegedly has shot many people and has connections that can get her the addresses of police officers, she sure has trouble paying for pretty much anything:
Anyone renting a room? Price negotiable. Preferably zero because I don’t have any money to move in though.
For a white chick from Greenfield she sure does seem to enjoy the n word though:
Newsflash – you give yourself away as wannabe ratchet when you use things like capital letters and periods. Also, not nearly enough emojis. Get your shit together girl.
She also claims to be a savage, strong bitch because she drinks Henny straight:
Just a reminder that five years ago before she decided to play slum sociable her drink of choice was Twisted Tea:
She’s not interested in a good guy though, in case you thought she was the one for you. She’s more interested in being a “hood n word’s bitch”:
Anyway, if this chick really wants to be a white trash dumpster fire I don’t know why she felt the need to go all the way down to Springfield. I mean, Colrain is right there. Just stop brushing your teeth and learn how to ride a 4-wheeler and you’ll be the Queen of the Colrain ball in no time girl!
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