Greenfield Condom Bandit Dropping Open Condoms In Mailboxes All Around Town Is Finally Caught On Video

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The Greenfield Condom Bandits have struck again:

So many questions to ask about this. Starting with….

I would assume this individual was discarding the condom because he prefers the sweet sensation commonly known as “raw dog.” This is why these people reproduce faster than the rest of us. Because for them, condoms are toys for hilarious pranks, instead of yogurt catchers.

And apparently this is not the first, nor will it be the last time this young rapscallion has dropped off a punani raincoat at an unsuspecting person’s house:

The fact that this individual is wearing American Eagle leads me to believe that they are under the age of 18. Because any adult male that still shops at American Eagle for anything except cheap boxer shorts is more than likely gonna end up on the sex offender registration at some point in the not too distant future.

Anyway, it looks like this woman knows who the Greenfield Condom Bandit is, as Greenfield isn’t the biggest place in the world, and several people have inboxed her. My bet is it’s gotta be someone from Colrain. If you think this isn’t below your average Colrainian then you don’t know Colrain. This is your average Friday night in Colrain. And unfortunately this is the kind of risk you take when you buy a house so close to Colrain. Lesson learned.

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