Here’s The Coward Who Shot A Taunton Woman With A Shotgun And His Friends Have Hacked His Facebook Page With Free My Boi Commentary
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Earlier today we published this story about the two asshats who were arrested for shooting a well-liked woman at Eagan’s liquor store in Taunton. One had already been publicly identified as Billy Morris, but the 17 year old who actually pulled the trigger has not been identified.
Well, Turtleboy knows who he is. This McMuffin:
Oh yea, they’re gonna LOVE him in Shirley. On the black market he’s gonna cost you a carton of Marlboro Reds and a goat. His name is Cye Jones. He’s a professional shithead who frequently gets sent to the Devereax School:
Devereaux is a chain of schools for the crazy kids who can’t be in public schools. According to a post a couple months later he was “freed” from Devereaux:
We’ve also been told that he was in court the day before shooting this woman, and was let off for an unrelated crime.
Now that he’s out of Devereaux he wants to become a porn star and is looking for some cute hoes:
A bunch of people messaged us and told us it was him. We were 99.9% sure it was him from the beginning, and then this pushed it over the top:
Yup, the crew logged into his Facebook page and pulled a “free my boi” in the third person. This is how braindead and stupid these mushroom tips are. Their friend just shot a defenseless woman with a sawed off shotgun, and the first thing they think to do is yell “free you” with the standard 100 emoji. You can’t make this stuff up.
So we wanted to clarify that he did in fact shoot the woman, and his fantastic friends outright admitted it:
Just when you thought they couldn’t get any stupider. We asked if he shot the woman in the face, KNOWING that she wasn’t shot in the face, and KNOWING that his friends would admit that he shot her somewhere else. Because these nudniks have so much pride in their ratchetry, that they can’t resist the urge to set the record straight, even if that implicates their friend of a serious crime.
They call the victim “Sister Alice.” She’s really well liked around town, and her family’s package store is the most popular joint in Taunton. Hopefully she recovers from this. Pretty badass if she survives a shotgun blast while defending her property. Meanwhile Billy Morris and Cye Jones are about to become Kyle Kennedy’s rebound chick. Have fun bitches.
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