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Here’s The Coward Who Shot A Taunton Woman With A Shotgun And His Friends Have Hacked His Facebook Page With Free My Boi Commentary

Here’s The Coward Who Shot A Taunton Woman With A Shotgun And His Friends Have Hacked His Facebook Page With Free My Boi Commentary

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Earlier today we published this story about the two asshats who were arrested for shooting a well-liked woman at Eagan’s liquor store in Taunton. One had already been publicly identified as Billy Morris, but the 17 year old who actually pulled the trigger has not been identified.

Well, Turtleboy knows who he is. This McMuffin:



Oh yea, they’re gonna LOVE him in Shirley. On the black market he’s gonna cost you a carton of Marlboro Reds and a goat. His name is Cye Jones. He’s a professional shithead who frequently gets sent to the Devereax School:

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Devereaux is a chain of schools for the crazy kids who can’t be in public schools. According to a post a couple months later he was “freed” from Devereaux:

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We’ve also been told that he was in court the day before shooting this woman, and was let off for an unrelated crime.

Now that he’s out of Devereaux he wants to become a porn star and is looking for some cute hoes:

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A bunch of people messaged us and told us it was him. We were 99.9% sure it was him from the beginning, and then this pushed it over the top:

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Yup, the crew logged into his Facebook page and pulled a “free my boi” in the third person. This is how braindead and stupid these mushroom tips are. Their friend just shot a defenseless woman with a sawed off shotgun, and the first thing they think to do is yell “free you” with the standard 100 emoji. You can’t make this stuff up.

So we wanted to clarify that he did in fact shoot the woman, and his fantastic friends outright admitted it:

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Just when you thought they couldn’t get any stupider. We asked if he shot the woman in the face, KNOWING that she wasn’t shot in the face, and KNOWING that his friends would admit that he shot her somewhere else. Because these nudniks have so much pride in their ratchetry, that they can’t resist the urge to set the record straight, even if that implicates their friend of a serious crime.

They call the victim “Sister Alice.” She’s really well liked around town, and her family’s package store is the most popular joint in Taunton. Hopefully she recovers from this. Pretty badass if she survives a shotgun blast while defending her property. Meanwhile Billy Morris and Cye Jones are about to become Kyle Kennedy’s rebound chick. Have fun bitches.





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22 Comment(s)
  • Rara
    April 30, 2017 at 10:59 am

    Ok were gonna free ur boi!!!! Ya right think again dumb asses fr. ….does the crime do the time….smdh!!!How about if that was ur mom or sister or aunt or friend….they deserve everything they get ..just make sure u don’t drop ur soap…

  • Kerri Bishop
    April 29, 2017 at 2:57 am

    When did Jaden Smith move to Taunton??

  • mmanager
    April 28, 2017 at 3:42 pm

    Rather than Dartmouth they should send their asses to Ash St. in New Bedford, prison was built in the 1840’s

  • Fuckin' Wastes For Friends!
    April 28, 2017 at 11:27 am

    What I find TRULY, FUCKING, AMAZING is that these fuckin’ hood rats are supporting this fuckin’ piece of shit, but if he shot one of their “mommas” they’d be out there “gunning” for him.

    All of them, a bunch or pathetic wastes of our oxygen!

  • POS!!!
    April 28, 2017 at 10:58 am

    Oooh! He’s a pretty boy! (Did the testosterone not kick in when this shitstain turned 13? Maybe his “parents” (and I use that term incredibly loosely) give him estrogen shots when he was younger, wanting a little princess???)

    Hey Sweetums, you want to know about starring in pornos? Bend over and get ready for “Big Bubba” in prison. There’s a reason why he’s called “Big”!! But I’m sure that you’ll love the daily sodomy!

    Pathetic wretch! Here’s a thought: Bed sheets from your prison bunk can be tied into a knot that easily wraps around your neck. Kick the chair out from underneath yourself, or jump off of the toilet/washbasin that’s in your “little room”

  • Duke Westwood
    April 28, 2017 at 10:06 am

    It’s MA… He’ll be tried as a juvenile and be back on the streets in 3 years… 2 with “good behavior”. So he can do it all over again. The circle of hoodrat life…

  • maxs
    April 28, 2017 at 9:18 am

    another twink for the real bad boys – you will get your wish to be a porn star in sherilly – hold on its really going to hurt

  • Madcow not Rachel
    April 28, 2017 at 8:53 am

    Kyle Kennedy gettin hard jus lookin at them lips…………………..

  • Lightning bug
    April 28, 2017 at 8:08 am

    What you are failing to realize though is that this little douche will be back on the street in a week and will serve no time for shooting a store clerk. He’s special needs so they won’t throw him in jail. They need to start “cleaning” this country of this scum.

  • me
    April 28, 2017 at 8:08 am

    that is one seriously goofy-looking google. look! he has those pink handlebars on his head. what do they call those in the pen? i am sure there is a term. has to be.

  • Kathy
    April 28, 2017 at 7:05 am

    Interesting article.

    Edit: The term “more stupid” instead of “stupider”

  • Jheat
    April 28, 2017 at 6:16 am

    He looks like a little bitch…

  • Karen Dones
    April 28, 2017 at 12:15 am

    Where your going it will be easy to become a porn star, Big Bubba has something in store for your prepubescent ASS!

  • Publius
    April 27, 2017 at 11:07 pm

    As Kyle proved, skinny hardos can survive in state prison if as the toy of real thugs if they are willing to engage in steamy intercourse as a bottom. Hope it hurts. Every night.

  • Gronkmonster
    April 27, 2017 at 10:19 pm

    That kid wont make it a week before he is getting ass raped on the reg…Frigging little twig sized punk

  • Ghandi
    April 27, 2017 at 10:09 pm

    The big jigs will pay him three loosies to watch him suck his own cock.

  • Summer prison vacation
    April 27, 2017 at 9:58 pm

    Violent coward felon, male or female ? Hate to be you !

  • whatevuh
    April 27, 2017 at 9:54 pm

    Bring back the electric chair ! Fry these little waste of oxygen bastids

  • Chip Striker
    April 27, 2017 at 9:41 pm

    Just euthanize this animal.

  • Savage Squaw Bitch
    April 27, 2017 at 9:32 pm

    What a little queermo.

  • JoeMomma
    April 27, 2017 at 9:27 pm

    Your boi needs a 20 year supply of soap on a rope….

    • grub
      April 28, 2017 at 12:47 am

      NO!! This guttercunt should never have the safety of soap on a rope. Make this assgobbler bend over every time IT showers… Just Say’n…

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