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Jarrod Ramos Shooting Up Non-Anonymous Reporters Is The Reason We Stay Anonymous, Here’s A Collection Of Insane Death Threats We’ve Gotten In The Last Year

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If I had 5 cents worth of food stamps for every time someone complained about Turtleboy bloggers being anonymous I’d have more food stamps than the Brockton Hub on the first of the month. The complaints are usually as follows:

“Why don’t you use your real names? Don’t stand by your work?”

“There’s obviously something wrong with what you’re writing if you’re afraid to use your real name.”

“Only cowards don’t use their real names.”

“I can’t respect or take seriously a media outlet where the bloggers don’t use real names.”

And so on and so forth.

Well, this is why we are anonymous:

Yea, that’s all legit except for the “toxic misogyny” part. Men get just as many threats on social media from nutjobs as women. Unfortunately it’s not a problem Facebook or Twitter can ever solve. These maggots will just make new names. If they want to use the Internet to fuck with you, they will find a way.

Anyway, this is why we remain anonymous. Because psychopaths like Jarrod Ramos are out there. And they kill people who put their name to shit. Because they are soulless human garbage and they have nothing to lose. They get mad at you for exposing them. These are volatile, dangerous people that we blog about on a daily basis.

So yea, I’m gonna keep on being anonymous cuz I’d like to go ahead and keep on living cuz I like my kids and shit.

Here’s some of the people who would like to know who I am….

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Sure, here’s my address. Because some butthurt says I’m not a real blogger because I don’t give this mentally stable individual a road map to my house.

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He seems nice.

So does he……

Angel Sanchez definitely seems like the kind of guy who doesn’t resort to physical violence…

And kiddie diddler Riston Borgers seems like a charmer…

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Who remembers Wayne Sobonek? The cross dressing psychopath we blogged about who messages women of color, asks them out, and then calls them the n word when they reject him. He got ahold of Uncle Turtleboy’s phone number, created a fake Craig’s List ad for a free kayak FROM Turtleboy, and then this happened all day long…..

He also put up two other ads – one for a threesome, and the other for a Honda Civic. The phone number Wayne used was Uncle Turtleboy’s employer, which was then inundated with phone calls for the free kayak. Here’s some other things Wayne sent….


Here he is threatening to follow his wife home from work, and actually lists her employer….


We here at Turtleboy blog about mentally unstable individuals for a living. The LOWEST society has to offer. We expose them because no one else is doing it. And they HATE us for it. Anyone who wants us to use our real names wants to do so because they want to threaten us. That’s literally the only reason you’d need to know our names. What else would you do with it? Either you agree with what we have to say or you don’t. The name of the author has no relevance to anyone who wants to debate the issue. Knowing my name doesn’t change the fact that the people I blog about are terrible.

But we’re not going to stop. Ever. And we will continue to use our anonymity as a weapon to expose each and every one of you assholes out there who thinks they can get away with fucking over innocent people.

Better get used to it, because we’ve been through hell and back over the last four years and we’re only growing stronger because of it.

20 Comment(s)
  • Socrates
    July 1, 2018 at 12:29 pm

    The good people, including the TurtleBoy writers, should stop using disgusting words . Leaves that stupidity to the low class scum and angry “liberals” who want to control everybody.

  • Do White Hispanics have to give up their White Privilege?
    July 1, 2018 at 11:08 am

    Stunt Penis good information on the race vs ethnicity definition for law enforcement. Common usage of the terms is very different, most Latino never call themselves white almost an insult even if it’s accurate and as you pointed out the media will always frame it as white male when the villain.

  • fuck you
    July 1, 2018 at 9:17 am

    Interesting that you still claim to be anonymous when everyone knows exactly who is behind this blog.

    Can’t wait for the day that I read (on a real news website) that turtleboy’s brains are running down Mason road

  • Stunt Penis
    July 1, 2018 at 5:58 am

    The term “white hispanic” comes from the FBI UCR/NIBRS reporting system. There are “race” and “ethnicity” fields. You can pick “Caucasian” or “Black” for race, and then “hispanic” for ethnicity.

    Haitians I believe are normally classified as black hispanics, as well as Cape Verdeans. Others, such as Mexicans, are normally considered “Caucasian” and “Hispanic”.

    Your typical “caucasian” american would be considered “caucasian” and “not of hispanic origin”

    See pages 118, 119 of the FBI NIBRS User Manual.

    Of course, the shameful media will go through no lengths in an attempt to paint these things as something they’re not, and unfortunately most people do not have the time to fact-check every story they read or see in the media (who does?)… One reason why I watch very little “news” these days.

    • Rochambeau
      July 1, 2018 at 4:58 pm

      Another aspect to this is when one political class alludes to FBI statistics and points to the fact that whites commit more crimes than blacks, yet blacks are imprisoned at a higher rate. Why would whites be over represented in crime statistics but under represented in prison? Could it be hispanics? Also, some states are not required to report hispanic ethnicity in their arrests.

      The racist-industrial complex is real, they just don’t produce anything useful.

  • George Zimmerman
    June 30, 2018 at 3:29 pm

    Jarrod Ramos another white male of hispanic ancestry.

  • We are everywhere and nowhere
    June 30, 2018 at 1:24 pm

    There’s a clip from the Young Pope where the pope is explaining to the rest of the vatican that no photographs are to be issued and his face is to never be seen during an official address. He goes on to point out the importance of not being seen. The importance of being mysterious, forbidden,.

    He says
    The most important electronic music artist is Daft Punk. The most important artist is Banksy, and so on. None of these people let themselves be seen. None of these people let themselves have their picture taken. Well I’d like to add to that. The most important, not the best, virtue is for the arrogant, most important news outlet of our time is Turtleboy. And, this is why.

    Here’s the link if anyone’s interested.

  • Ghetto Nazi Rat Trap
    June 30, 2018 at 8:42 am

    We all know you live at 48 Cedar st in Fitchburg, can I collect the $1000?

    Buy an old industrial building in an active ratchet street nazi district. Create a maze of corridors inside with thick walls no lights and many hidden rooms including video surveillance inside and out with night vision. Make it known you work or live there and as the rats come into the maze you fuck with them lock them in rooms, open trap doors to spiked pits, waste deep water with alligators, massive spinning saw blades, moving walls. If they make it far enough, it then becomes like the movie Saw. You can check-in any time you like but you can never leave… Bwahahahaha!

  • The Professor
    The Professor
    June 30, 2018 at 7:29 am

    Please stay anonymous. The human filth you expose (criminals, politicians, public employees, and all varieties of the corrupt) are dangerous. We see that every day.

    The ratchets have the benefit of little to lose and lack of concern for consequences.

    The rest of the scumbags have the power of the press and government at their disposal.

    Things are only going to get more scary for you (and us) in the months to come. The corrupt class is mainstreaming violence against us. We need to shield ourselves.

  • Hughbo Mont
    June 30, 2018 at 6:49 am

    I miss the login now LOL Although it did cut back on comments.

  • WeAreFucked
    June 30, 2018 at 6:38 am

    Anyone who questions why the TBS writers remain anonymous is indeed an idiot.

    Unlike “Stunt Penis” I’ve resisted the urge to respond to ratchets on Facebook who need a smack upside the head. I often read replies by other people to those ratchets and think “this person has balls but no brains” for they may wake up with a baseball bat in their Prius windshield. And often these ratchets being responded to are mild compared to the people written about here.

    What TBS writes about about is a tiny sliver of a much bigger picture. If they post about one whore selling her food stamps on Friday, there are 100 others we didn’t read about doing the same thing.

  • z
    June 30, 2018 at 12:30 am

    Which is why your Login in to post failed.

    I trust you, but ultimately if you were compelled to turn over posters we would be known. You most likely have IP addresses so the powers that be still might be able to use that.

    Your “feel free to post anything you want even if you makes you a jack-ass” is refreshing.

    You are free to ban/can posts if you deem them offensive. Sometimes I think you should.
    If you log IP addresses you might be able to stop those posters unless they move to another computer. It might bring the threats to you down a notch.

    I just had one on MassLive blocked. There, they can find me. Their rules. What I posted there was tame to what I post here. And what I post here is tame.

    • Stunt Penis
      June 30, 2018 at 5:55 am

      The login to post was a mere inconvenience. How long does it take to create a fake email address, and then link a login to that email address? A 5-minute PITA sure, but after that?

      Pretty much every web site on the planet is going to log your IP address, so site operators will at least have that info. Whether its useful or not is a different issue. Especially if you use a VPN or a proxy server off-shore in a country who could give a rats ass if they receive a subpoena from a US court asking them to divulge who had ip address w.x.y.z at 5:30am on 6/30/18. I suppose the only time I’ll care about TBS knowing my IP address (assuming they have to access to it from their provider) is when they do a story on me 🙂

      I never fault the bloggers here for remaining anonymous, especially when you look at the scum of society they write about on a routine basis. A few years back I commented in our city’s facebook group about the idiocy of one of the poster’s comments, was told in a response I would “live to regret it”, and woke up the next morning with a baseball bat through the front windshield of my truck in the driveway. Of course he had an “alibi” from a “friend I was with all night”.

      Under normal circumstances, such an incident calls for immediate reprisal, such as a car bomb or household natural gas explosion — as Sun Tzu states: “In war, then, let your great object be victory, not lengthy campaigns.” However, unlike rachets, I have ‘something to lose’ (a family I care about, a decent job and standard of living, etc.) and these cockroaches do not, and most of them have been involved in the criminal justice system throughout their lives to know how to manipulate it to work in their favor, while those of us without criminal records do not.

      The best we can do, at the moment, is attempt to keep them confined to modern-day plantations (e.g. worcester, springfield, fall river, new bedford, etc.) so drugged up so they do not want to leave and bother those of us who live in the suburbs.

      So, if Merrimack Valley Turtle Babe or South Shore Turtle Girl (both of whom are really guys, you realize) want to remain anonymous so their kids aren’t brutalized by these societal maggots… yeah, I’m okay with that.

      • Mary Jane
        June 30, 2018 at 7:35 am

        The best we can do, at the moment, is attempt to keep them confined to modern-day plantations (e.g. worcester, springfield, fall river, new bedford, etc.) so drugged up so they do not want to leave and bother those of us who live in the suburbs.

        They are everywhere. Even in the nicest of towns. There is no geographical cure for ratchets or junkies.

      • z
        June 30, 2018 at 8:07 am

        Maybe I should have used my Yandex account. I doubt Russians care what the US wants and vice versa

        I find free VPNs to be slows as f… Got any suggestions? TOR would probably be the best bet as long as you pick one from a country that would give the finger to US requests. And those tend to be slower.

      • Peter Niss
        P. Niss
        June 30, 2018 at 3:31 pm

        I’ve notice the same. It’s economic sequestration. The cost of living in the suburbs is so high that the hoodrats and scum like them are incapable of sustaining their presence there. Those who do live there and become ratchets will eventually leave and make their way to ratchet town. Now having said that, there are some ratchet towns that play host to non-ratchet populations. But make no mistake, the two don’t get along at all.

        Isn’t it magnificent that we have examples of natural selection occuring in our society. How entertaining.

    • Rochambeau
      June 30, 2018 at 7:40 am

      Yeah, that MassLive ban is thorough. Every comment that your account has ever made is removed. I don’t ever remember writing anything incendiary but some butthurt must have wanted a comment and every comment that account had ever made to be erased forever. It’s their site but that’s a chilling method to push a specific narrative. I think the last comment I wrote on MassLive had to do with photos of the ‘migrants’ from the Middle East and Africa being over represented by military-age males.

      Doesn’t the Turtlegram & Gazette use the same system for comments as MassLive? I wouldn’t be surprised if one account is now banned at numerous news sites. Media bias is obvious.

      • z
        June 30, 2018 at 6:39 pm

        I believe that. My comments on ProFootBallTalk rarely make it. I could say “Boy, it’s hot today” and never see it. The site is run by Mike Florio who is a lefty shit-head. He can’t go a day without him or one of his underlings saying “Racist”. I think behind the scenes they all get to see what you are up to if you sign in with Disqus, Google or word press globally and not just their web site. Disqus, I know your history is out there publicly unless you lock it down, the other 2 – who knows. I refuse to use FaceBook. And many web sites only allow FaceBook accounts to login.

        Up above, I’m serious about Yandex in Russia. It’s just e-mail. Problem is, a lot of web sites refuse to treat ????? as useable. Other than that the only draw back is getting targeted e-mails from Yandex that are in Russian and I have to translate. I don’t speak Russian nor read it but so far I’ve guessed what the e-mail was about before translating the text. So, far, they’ve been come-ons for MasterCard.

        That’s one thing that cracks me up. “Russia is our enemy” yet a Russian company wants to sign me up for their branded MasterCard – a company based in New York state.

        Yandex doesn’t give a fuck about me and probably can’t look at my e-mails to make a buck off of the contents. Probably safer than or for a non-Russian.

  • Michael Hunt
    Mike Hunt
    June 29, 2018 at 11:29 pm

    The only thing being murdered here is the English language.

    • bigdaddy
      June 30, 2018 at 8:12 am

      Thats not English that language is called ghetto

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