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Kingston Daddy Dick Pics Arrested For “Accidentally” Exchanging N00dz With Teen Girl Looks Like Every Other Creepy Manchild Who Hits On His Kid’s Friends After A Couple Wine Coolers

Kingston Daddy Dick Pics Arrested For “Accidentally” Exchanging N00dz With Teen Girl Looks Like Every Other Creepy Manchild Who Hits On His Kid’s Friends After A Couple Wine Coolers

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What is it about grocery stores in Brockton? Earlier this week some wig-switching peanutglutter and smelly slamwich starting her own Supermarket Sweep tour, trying to lift thousands of dollars of groceries from the Shaws, and then Market Basket, and just when you thought the last major grocery chain in town was going to squeak by without incident, this happened: (Brockton Enterprise)


“A probable cause report filed in court by Kingston police Detective Michael Skowyra accuses Cambria of sending nude photographs of himself to a 17-year-old girl, who is a classmate of his son at Silver Lake Regional High School.

And police say Cambria also saved nude images that the girl sent him over Snapchat, a mobile messaging app.

The victim’s brother reported the images to police early on Nov. 26 after he opened his sister’s Snapchat and saw a photo of Cambria, the report states.

″(The victim’s brother) observed this to be a photo of Cambria from the waist up, showing Cambria’s face and also no shirt on,” Skowyra wrote in his report. “This photo had the text ‘I won’t cuddle with you’ written across it.”

The brother then responded with a blank image, and the words “ok,” to which Cambria responded with a nude photograph, the report states. The brother recorded the Snapchats with his own phone and reported them to police that morning. He told police Cambria is “friends with like half the school” on Snapchat, the report states.

Two days later, in an interview with police at the station, the victim told police that she had become friends with Cambria about 18 months earlier on Snapchat. Cambria convinced her over time to turn their friendship into a sexual relationship, the report states.

The 17-year-old girl told police she and Cambria had sex about a dozen times and that the exchange of nude photos occurred several times each month, over a five-month period, which began in July, the report states. On a few occasions, Cambria took a screenshot of the images, the report states, which notifies the original sender on the Snapchat app.

The victim asked Cambria to delete the photos, but she had no proof that he ever did, Skowyra wrote.

That same day, police went to 12 Millgate Road to speak to Cambria at his residence. He told police he was expecting them as the victim had told him that police were investigating the case.

“This interview revealed Cambria’s admission that he had, at one time, ‘one or two’ nude photos from (the victim) and he sent a picture of his penis to (the victim),” Skowyra wrote. “Cambria attempted to claim this was all ‘accidental’ and anything that was possibly incriminating to Cambria, (he) seemed to claim he couldn’t remember.””


Don’t you just hate when you accidentally send cock shots to your teenage son’s classmates? So embarrassing. It’s all just a big misunderstanding, you guys! I mean, sure, if you asked Chris Hanson he’d probably tell you he gets that one all the time,

And yeah, he’s a 47-year old man who is friends with half of the high school. But does this look the face of a man who wants to bag your groceries AND your teenage daughter to you?


That’s the face of a man scrambling to hold on to his youth. You work at Stop and Shop, buddy. That’s probably enough.


I thought it was a well-known rule of thumb to always be wary of middle aged men who dress like The Pickup Artist and have a passion for Tapout,

Especially if they make it a point to hang around teenagers as much as possible.


But maybe it’s just me.

The real tragedy here is that Daddy Dick pic’s wife is a certifiable MILF


Who for some reason didn’t mind sleeping next to a 47-year old chudstuffer who manages to visually represent the smell of Axe body spray.  You should’ve thought this one through, Broseph. You are old and fat. Which is fine, we all are going to get there eventually. But you found yourself a decent little 8.5 who, after years of opportunity to leave, didn’t. That 17 year old rolled over on you faster than your next prostate exam is going to be due. 17 is right at the cusp of figuring out how to wield the insane power she’s carrying around between her legs. She wasn’t going to want to keep boning her friend’s middle aged, balding, chubby grocery store manager dad for much longer. It’s just science. The entire point of marriage is to find someone while you’re still young and good looking, so you’ll have someone who will still occasionally fondle your balls once in a while when you’re dragging them around a few inches from the ground later on down the line. Where’s your long term planning?


Jesus H Christ. Should’ve just bought a sports car, or gotten Botox, Mike.


38 Comment(s)
  • Fuck you all
    March 25, 2019 at 12:07 am

    I, as the “victim” in this case, do not like seeing this bs about Mike. He never pressured me into anything and is an amazing guy. None of you would know because you’re too busy reading fake biased fb posts to understand anything. How do you think his family feels seeing this? How do you think I feel seeing this? These comments and this post is disgusting. You people are disgusting. Mike isn’t being convicted A, because he did nothing wrong especially since I was nearly 18 when this happened. He thought I was 18 because that’s what I told him. Everything he did was legal and now he is getting in trouble because of one dick pick he accidentally sent me. Literally. So don’t go trying to say he’s a pedophile and a rapist because he is none of those things. What I did I did because I wanted to and because he is a great guy. You all have no shame disrespecting me, disrespecting mike, his daughter and his wife. You people are animals, disgusting pigs. I hope you know you will be slapped with a massive lawsuit turtle boy.

  • BigsexyMike(JK)
    December 13, 2018 at 9:28 pm

    Turtleboy needs to stay on this.. he just posted some crazy stuff about not breaking but he will snap..!! his family and close friends are all in denial.. apparently he can sell ice to the eskimos cause he still lives at home.. any normal wife would kick his ass out…

  • Disgusted Parent
    December 13, 2018 at 7:38 pm

    Let’s not forget the fact that good Old Mr Cambria…. A.k.A Big Sexy Mike according to his Instagram this guy also has a daughter that is out of high school 19 maybe so not only did this guy sleep with his sons fellow classmate but he’s screwing someone younger than his own daughter….: his daughter has also gone on a social media war path against anyone who shares her fathers story or makes a negative comments in regards to him claiming he’s a great guy and his innocence . Umm hello earth to this creepy mans daughter can you read the papers and the arresting officers statement on the fact your father admitted to this? Your father didn’t get released from jail with a stylish ankle bracelet sweetie it’s a gps device and it’s on him for a reason and the judge didn’t order him to stay away from the high school and people under the age of 18 for sh*ts and giggles darling!!! Wake up Cambria family!

  • douche
    December 13, 2018 at 10:44 am

    If hulk hogans son and Guy Feriri had a kid…….

  • Oh, jeez...
    December 12, 2018 at 11:18 pm

    Saw the pic, thought he looked familiar, then saw the bike.
    Wonder if he is with a club? That won’t last if he is.
    Wifey is looking pretty tasty. Wouldn’t it be interesting if he was sharing the action with her?

    • Wqnnaps
      October 13, 2019 at 11:27 pm

      He claims to be with Hells Angels

  • Y
    December 12, 2018 at 10:43 pm

  • Danielle Capstick
    What a Tool
    December 12, 2018 at 9:54 pm

    His Instagram account is big_bad_sexy_mike. How a 17 year old girl saw that and didn’t die laughing, but then decided to sleep with him, is the real story here. 

  • z
    December 12, 2018 at 9:30 pm

    Tapout is still a thing?

    I though that was passe years ago. Looked it up on Wikipedia and it’s still around and 50% owned by the WWE. Yeah, color me shocked. Tapout showing up in MMA was around the time I gave up on MMA. Tapout was and is a clown act.

    • N
      March 24, 2019 at 8:52 pm

      If you saw his massive cock you’d understand why I did

  • Medium well
    December 12, 2018 at 6:54 pm

    I would eat the wife till her head caved in…then send him the pics on his Snapchat

  • Crime Scene
    December 12, 2018 at 6:25 pm

    Word is the District Attorney is unsure if they can press charges for lack of evidence. The Police, detectives, CSI and material witness Doctors have all agreed that the picture resembles a penis but only much much smaller.

  • Let It Ride
    December 12, 2018 at 6:13 pm

    I’m especially a fan of his selfie with the stacks of Casino chips in front of him.
    He’s either in the shitiest Casino on the planet or a in a bedroom in a shit hole apartment. You be the judge.

  • Do you like cherries? If not, can I have yours?
    December 12, 2018 at 6:11 pm

    This mid life crisis, carriage collectting bag stuffer sicko needs his dick and balls cut off. Maybe sent to the butcher shop? Just a thought! It’s ILLEGAL in MA even if some kid is walking around with their “friends” naked pics in their phone. Doesn’t matter if sent by them or sum other snotty nose horny playground bastard or 50 y.o man will get charged with child pornography too!!! Who in 2019 sends their face in naked pics anyway?

  • on02151blueline
    December 12, 2018 at 5:53 pm

    Isn’t the age of consent 16? Or did this start before she turned 17?

    Don’t get me wrong. If age of consent is 16 that make it legal but that doesn’t make it right.

  • WeAreFukd
    December 12, 2018 at 4:53 pm

    Imagine his the notches in this guy’s shopping cart from all the children he’s scored at work! Give them a little bonus on the payroll for being “hard workers.”
    I’m betting this poor girl was an employee.
    I don’t see the MILF in his mrs. either.

  • Insanity prevails
    December 12, 2018 at 4:45 pm

    There’s nothing about this guy that adds up to a man. I have a Harley if the wife wants a ride! First off, fucking around with anyone under 21 is insane! even at 21 its a little insane, And with a wife like that, why does he need to be screwing young stuff?

  • citypoint
    December 12, 2018 at 4:33 pm

    He has a Donald Duck charm on the gold chain he should have stopped wearing 25years ago?

  • Woody Boehner
    December 12, 2018 at 4:00 pm

    If a Casting Director ever put out a call for “mildly obese, tattooed degenerate with silly facial hair to overcompensate for his male pattern baldness” he’d be a shoe-in for the part.

  • Clitty Litter
    December 12, 2018 at 3:50 pm

    Oh the things I would do to the Mrs.


  • Captain Trips
    Captain Kangaroo
    December 12, 2018 at 3:14 pm

    If his soon to be ex-wife wants to ride a train, I kindly offer my services as conductor!

    All aaaabbbbooooaaarrrrdd!

  • deflateddoritodinks
    December 12, 2018 at 3:11 pm

    16 is legal. So if he just fucked her he’d be fine.

    • Y
      December 12, 2018 at 4:16 pm

      16 y/o can consent w/ppl under 18; if she’s under 18, then she is still a child, and fucking a child is breaking the law.
      You might want to re-think it before you fuck a child again.

      • Stunt Penis
        December 12, 2018 at 5:44 pm

        Attorney Vulva recommends you re-read MGL Chapter 265 Section 23

  • Moses Horwitz
    December 12, 2018 at 2:57 pm

    What kind of imbecile would ruin a bike like that with a glow stick laser show?

    A kiddie diddler with a cornrow goatee, that’s who.

  • hank
    December 12, 2018 at 2:57 pm

    Grown men who takes selfies of themselves are either gay (not that there’s anything wrong with that) or up to no good. But any middle aged moron who’s actively having sex with and sending naked pics to high school girls will have to look over their shoulder for the rest of their life because any normal father would plant a louisville slugger through the top of his head.

  • Lou P
    Lou P
    December 12, 2018 at 2:29 pm

    As a guy, we KNOW there is a price we pay for pussy.   It is a fact.
    Where guys are inevitably weak time after time is the inability to do a good and sensible assessment of the price he is paying – or, are going to eventually pay – in order to get access to that pussy he is after. 
    Now, Mr. Cambria will be paying the ultimate price:  his relationship with his wife is likely kaput, and his relationship with his son has changed forever.   And he never considered the price his son will pay hereto forward ..  
    What kind of look on his face when someone unknowingly says “Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!” to Mr. Cambria ?

  • By BY
    December 12, 2018 at 2:21 pm

    Looking at him I would have guessed he molested a little boy. Lauren, lets hook up when Mike is in jail. He will get his in the “can”.

  • Didler
    December 12, 2018 at 2:16 pm

    Reminds me of Steve Levine.

  • Stunt Penis
    December 12, 2018 at 2:01 pm

    Creepy… sure… but, isn’t the age of consent 16 in Massachusetts? If so, where’s the crime?

    • The Vorlon
      The Vorlon
      December 12, 2018 at 2:31 pm

      Photos. Dumbass was walking around with childporn on his phone. That sex offender note on your record will be a problem long after the photos of you with beads in your beard are gone.

    • Y
      December 12, 2018 at 4:12 pm

      16 y/o can consent w/ppl under 18; if she’s under 18, then she is still a child, and fucking a child is breaking the law.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      December 12, 2018 at 5:08 pm

      You can get married at 16 with parents permission.

    • Stunt Penis
      December 12, 2018 at 5:39 pm

      …and from everything I’ve read, a 40 y/o could have sex with a 16 y/o and it is perfectly legal, as the age of consent in MA is 16, unless you are leading a “chaste lifestyle”

      While distasteful, I still think a jury would have a hard time convicting someone of “kiddie porn” when the pictures are the same thing he’s seeing when she undresses in front of him. The intent of the law wasn’t to target those involved in a consensual sexual relationship.

      I predict, if he has a good lawyer, he’ll get off (no pun intended)

  • Exit 69
    December 12, 2018 at 1:55 pm

    With a smoking wife like that, Wtf is he thinking? Jesus, she’s all any guy would need. He is definitely trying to recapture his glory days…bid he ever had any to hegin with. The only name for this guy is CHODE!

    • N
      March 24, 2019 at 8:55 pm

      Chode? More like 10 incher

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    December 12, 2018 at 1:36 pm

    Mike’s wife/gf is definitely a MILF. Once ol’ Mikey boy is in jail, hit me up girl!!

  • Don Beaupre
    December 12, 2018 at 1:22 pm

    Soap on a rope for Christmas this year for good ole mr Cambria. Nah. Bet he prefers to drop it. Jail time hopefully for this pos.

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