Kingston Daddy Dick Pics Arrested For “Accidentally” Exchanging N00dz With Teen Girl Looks Like Every Other Creepy Manchild Who Hits On His Kid’s Friends After A Couple Wine Coolers
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What is it about grocery stores in Brockton? Earlier this week some wig-switching peanutglutter and smelly slamwich starting her own Supermarket Sweep tour, trying to lift thousands of dollars of groceries from the Shaws, and then Market Basket, and just when you thought the last major grocery chain in town was going to squeak by without incident, this happened: (Brockton Enterprise)
“A probable cause report filed in court by Kingston police Detective Michael Skowyra accuses Cambria of sending nude photographs of himself to a 17-year-old girl, who is a classmate of his son at Silver Lake Regional High School.
And police say Cambria also saved nude images that the girl sent him over Snapchat, a mobile messaging app.
The victim’s brother reported the images to police early on Nov. 26 after he opened his sister’s Snapchat and saw a photo of Cambria, the report states.
″(The victim’s brother) observed this to be a photo of Cambria from the waist up, showing Cambria’s face and also no shirt on,” Skowyra wrote in his report. “This photo had the text ‘I won’t cuddle with you’ written across it.”
The brother then responded with a blank image, and the words “ok,” to which Cambria responded with a nude photograph, the report states. The brother recorded the Snapchats with his own phone and reported them to police that morning. He told police Cambria is “friends with like half the school” on Snapchat, the report states.
Two days later, in an interview with police at the station, the victim told police that she had become friends with Cambria about 18 months earlier on Snapchat. Cambria convinced her over time to turn their friendship into a sexual relationship, the report states.
The 17-year-old girl told police she and Cambria had sex about a dozen times and that the exchange of nude photos occurred several times each month, over a five-month period, which began in July, the report states. On a few occasions, Cambria took a screenshot of the images, the report states, which notifies the original sender on the Snapchat app.
The victim asked Cambria to delete the photos, but she had no proof that he ever did, Skowyra wrote.
That same day, police went to 12 Millgate Road to speak to Cambria at his residence. He told police he was expecting them as the victim had told him that police were investigating the case.
“This interview revealed Cambria’s admission that he had, at one time, ‘one or two’ nude photos from (the victim) and he sent a picture of his penis to (the victim),” Skowyra wrote. “Cambria attempted to claim this was all ‘accidental’ and anything that was possibly incriminating to Cambria, (he) seemed to claim he couldn’t remember.””
Don’t you just hate when you accidentally send cock shots to your teenage son’s classmates? So embarrassing. It’s all just a big misunderstanding, you guys! I mean, sure, if you asked Chris Hanson he’d probably tell you he gets that one all the time,
And yeah, he’s a 47-year old man who is friends with half of the high school. But does this look the face of a man who wants to bag your groceries AND your teenage daughter to you?
That’s the face of a man scrambling to hold on to his youth. You work at Stop and Shop, buddy. That’s probably enough.
I thought it was a well-known rule of thumb to always be wary of middle aged men who dress like The Pickup Artist and have a passion for Tapout,
Especially if they make it a point to hang around teenagers as much as possible.
But maybe it’s just me.
The real tragedy here is that Daddy Dick pic’s wife is a certifiable MILF
Who for some reason didn’t mind sleeping next to a 47-year old chudstuffer who manages to visually represent the smell of Axe body spray. You should’ve thought this one through, Broseph. You are old and fat. Which is fine, we all are going to get there eventually. But you found yourself a decent little 8.5 who, after years of opportunity to leave, didn’t. That 17 year old rolled over on you faster than your next prostate exam is going to be due. 17 is right at the cusp of figuring out how to wield the insane power she’s carrying around between her legs. She wasn’t going to want to keep boning her friend’s middle aged, balding, chubby grocery store manager dad for much longer. It’s just science. The entire point of marriage is to find someone while you’re still young and good looking, so you’ll have someone who will still occasionally fondle your balls once in a while when you’re dragging them around a few inches from the ground later on down the line. Where’s your long term planning?
Jesus H Christ. Should’ve just bought a sports car, or gotten Botox, Mike.