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Laardvark Who Kidnapped, Strangled, Threw A 7 Year Old Off 290 Bridge Is A Former Sterling And Holden PD Dispatcher Who Stopped A Shirley Prison Breakout 

Laardvark Who Kidnapped, Strangled, Threw A 7 Year Old Off 290 Bridge Is A Former Sterling And Holden PD Dispatcher Who Stopped A Shirley Prison Breakout

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Earlier today we published this blog about a Worcester man named Joshua Hubert, who was arrested for kidnapping a 7 year old daughter of one of his friends from a family party at 2:30 AM, before strangling her and throwing her off the 290 bridge over Lake Quinsig:

Somehow this badass girl not only survived the 45 foot drop, she then swam to shore. Most insane thing I’ve ever heard.

The more I think about it, the more I ask myself, “did this really fucking happen?” This is the story the child told the cops. Kids do have wild imaginations. Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure something nefarious happened here and the guy who did it is a piece of shit. But this is like some Jesus walking on water shit. Unless this kid is Bruce Willis from Unbreakable or Batman, I just can’t comprehend how this happened.

Anyway, we couldn’t find Joshua Hubert on Facebook, so we Googled his listed address of 3 Bernice Street in Worcester:

It’s inhabited by Melissa Bogar who does have a Facebook, and she has several pictures of herself with a man on Facebook who goes by “Joshua James”:

Then on Joshua James’ Facebook page you see some more pictures of him

And the only posts we can see, which are all supportive of the police, and in particular Ron Tarentino, the Auburn cop who was assassinated in May of 2016.

Any rational person would come to the conclusion that Joshua James is clearly Joshua Hubert. Joshua James looks like he’s 35 and is dating the woman who lives at his listed address. There’s also pictures of him and his son, who Dianne Williamson wrote about in 2009.

But in case you wanted more confirmation, check out this article from the Holden Landmark in 2007:

Sterling Police Department dispatcher Joshua Hubert was recently commended by the acting commissioner of the Shirley MCI prison, James R. Bender, for his participation in the apprehension of an inmate trying to escape. A call detailing the escape plan was mistakenly made to the Sterling PD. Hubert relayed the information to the Shirley Police Department, which was able to apprehend the prisoner as he was escaping, according to Sterling Police Chief Gary Chamberland. Hubert has been a full-time dispatcher with the Sterling PD only three months, having been a dispatcher in Holden previously. He still works in Holden occasionally.

Of course the real irony here is that he may soon be a guest at MCI Shirley.

According to him 10 years ago he also wanted to be a cop:

Hubert said he enjoys the camaraderie in the Sterling PD, and hopes to one day become an officer in the department.

Yea, doesn’t look like that’s gonna be happening any time soon.

This story is bonkers. I’m sure so much more will come out. And to be honest, I can’t imagine a scenario in which this could possibly happen to my children. Sounds like ratchet parenting. Just sayin. How do you let someone kidnap your kid like that? Why is your 7 year old at a party at 2:30 AM? Why did Joshua Hubert, a seemingly law abiding supporter of the police, snap like this? Does the 7 year old possess supernatural powers to survive a fall like that and swim to safety after being awoken, kidnapped, and strangled?

Stay tuned.


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15 Comment(s)
  • September 2, 2017 at 5:55 am

    Asking questions are genuinely good thing if you are not understanding something entirely, but this post
    offers nice understanding even.

  • hmmmmm
    August 29, 2017 at 11:58 pm

    Dianne Williamson is either still reading Turtleboy, or is writing for the blog…See column in the T&G online: “Dianne Williamson: Child is the heroine in bizarre story.”

  • Phil
    August 28, 2017 at 9:33 pm

    This diabetic actually looks identical to the turtle you used to crop the white girls face out.

  • Bob E. Lee
    August 28, 2017 at 9:10 pm

    Mudshark. That is all.

  • MrSmiley
    August 28, 2017 at 8:34 pm

    PC block in the house of awesome is getting fuuuulllll! No worries him and that fucknut that killed Vanessa Marcotte can play chess and be bunkmates!! No bars nooo problem. Write to your politicians and tell them to abolish protective custody in county jails. People like this should be food for the wolves in GP.

  • White Pride White Power
    August 28, 2017 at 7:26 pm

    A black guy – SHOCKER!

  • True Reality Speaks
    Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
    August 28, 2017 at 7:05 pm

    It does sound strange. Right now the scenarios are:

    1. What we’ve read is generally accurate and this guy should get the chair.
    2. This is some custody BS and this is a Tawana Brawley-like hoax to f’ this guy over.

    Keep on it TB because if it’s closer to #2, the T&G and the rest of the liberal media will sweep it under the rug – like the girl who died in foster care in Auburn public housing last summer. I’m sure Joe Early is chomping at the bit to implicate DCF and the Auburn Housing Authority in a homicide.

  • Fat George
    August 28, 2017 at 2:55 pm

    He must be crazy, but glad the girl is Ok. The bridge itself is in the focus now. It will be cleaned and the graffiti will be painted over by the state.

  • TheSayerofTruth
    August 28, 2017 at 2:51 pm

    Looks like mama likes the BBC and her fixation on the blood sausage is a key to this story.

  • Rightwinger
    August 28, 2017 at 2:41 pm

    Jumped the gun again?? Always wait for the facts, Unlike the current resident of the WH!

    • True Reality Speaks
      Mirror Mirror
      August 28, 2017 at 7:12 pm

      I finally figured it out ….

      You’re just dumb. Nothing more, nothing less.

      Just a box of rocks of stupid.

      • Rightwinger
        August 28, 2017 at 8:40 pm

        Did I trigger you again Snowflake? Too easy!!!!

  • msheadkracker
    August 28, 2017 at 1:35 pm

    Maybe he got the idea from one of those psychos snapshots, the chick that claims all these kids are kidnapped victims. The kid fought back and he thought it appropriate to toss her.

  • They call me Ponch
    August 28, 2017 at 1:14 pm

    Throw him off a bridge.

    How bout the I-190 bridge

  • John Barker
    August 28, 2017 at 12:43 pm

    Strange..Maybe a case of “Hero-Syndrome” gone wrong? Could this moron have plotted with this kid to be a hero when he saved her from the big bad kidnappers?

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