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Local Muff Gets Beat Up By Webster Store Clerk After Trying To Rob Him, Moron Blames Clerk


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Fox 25 NewsA clerk was forced to defend himself when two people tried to rip him off. It all happened Tuesday night when 26-year-old Charles Meseck allegedly tried to steal a bottle of liquor from Hank’s Package store in Webster. The clerk confronted them and pulled out an axe handle to defend himself, but that when surveillance video shows Meseck jump over the counter and begin fighting with the owner. Surveillance video shows the fight move around the counter and then Meseck can be seen pushing the owner to the ground and hitting him with the axe handle.

Customers say the owner is a stand-up guy.

“Nicest guy I ever met. He doesn’t bother nobody. He’s not mean to a soul. I don’t know why they even did that to him,” Shawn Rock said.

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Meseck was found nearby and faces a long list of charges including attempted murder. Police said they are still looking for his accomplice.

Webster. Legend.

You think you’re gonna this guy was gonna let some muff from Putnam walk into the business that he put his blood, sweat, and tears into, and just walk out with a bottle of liquor that he hadn’t paid for? LOL. Think again. This guy doesn’t call the police because he doesn’t need the police. He’s got an ax handle instead. Not sure what happened to the head of the axe, but it’s not important. When you work at a liquor store in Webster you must be on guard against scumbags 24/7, and an ax handle is a great way to protect your property without having to clean up what’s left of their brains from the floor.

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And just to be clear, Charlie Meseck was the aggressor in this video, not the clerk. The guy obviously thought he was just gonna walk out of the store with the bottle. Not happening. So the clerk comes over and bangs his axe handle against the counter to let him know who was in charge here. The guy’s reaction is priceless:

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What the f……”

Didn’t see that one coming. This guy’s obviously done this a million times before and was blown away that someone finally put a stop to his shenanigans. But instead of just walking away and cutting his losses with a guy who CLEARLY was not being aggressive and was just letting him know what he would use to defend himself if necessary, he decided to punch the clerk. Unfortunately the clerk pulled out some Matrix shit

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And once again, he could’ve left. But instead he decided to jump over the counter and fight a guy with an axe handle:

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And the old man kicked his ass for the most part, even without the axe handle. He was giving him a Webster noogie:

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But alas the muff got away and was arrested shortly thereafter.

I think we can all agree that the clerk did a great job, right? Oh wait, you mean some moron is going on Fox 25’s Facebook page to defend their criminal friend? Let’s see what she has to say:

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Oh I see. So it’s only a crime if you get away with it. If the clerk catches you stealing something in the act, you’re not actually a thief. You’re just a reject thief who sucks at being a criminal. Got it.

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Oh right, he was planning to pay for it. He just forgot to go to the counter and give the clerk the money. That happens all the time to normal, law abiding people. But like she says, sometimes you do stupid things like try to steal a $20 bottle of alcohol. This is a normal thing that normal people do.

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Yea, he wasn’t menacing the clerk. He just reached over the counter, tried to punch him, failed, jumped over the counter, and started fighting the clerk and trashing his store. The clerk was the aggressive one. How dare you slander this law abiding Putnam, CT altar boy!!

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Yea, he should’ve just let the criminal walk out with the bottle. That’s his job. No one in America has the right to defend their property from scumturds like Kaitlynn’s loser friend.

I’m sure Charlie paid for this bottle of Moet in his profile picture:


After all, he’s making bank at his new gig at Burger King:


Ya know how we can tell Charlie Meseck is an dooshnozzle? Because he wears a Chicago Bulls hat and doesn’t bend the brim:


This is the official look of the Webster/Ware/Spencer/Warren white guy townie dooshnozzle. Look familiar?


It’s like a rule that if you’re a complete degenerate and you live in some small town in New England, you have to grow an awful Voke-stash, transform it into a bootleg chinstrap, and buy a Chicago Bulls hat.

This guy put it best:

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This is what we like to refer to as “the Brett Killoran effect.” The words people are using around here to describe local morons get better by the day.


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22 Comment(s)
  • Kaitlynn Baker
    June 18, 2016 at 7:53 am

    Does this mean I’m famous now? This is probably the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. Taking screenshots and not even bothering to comprehend what I said. Cause, you know, I didn’t defend his actions. I said he was wrong. More than five times at last count. But guess what douchenuggets? The store owner was the one and only reason it got violent. He isn’t above the law. But y’know, facts and all, right?

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      June 18, 2016 at 8:11 am

      Shutup and go make us all a sandwich. I prefer mine with no tomatoes. Be quick about it if you know what’s good for you!

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      June 18, 2016 at 8:16 am

      Stick to Facebook where people have to be some kind of nice because they use their everyday accounts. People here will make you cry so hard you get your menses early, me included.

    • krazy kaitlynn the kunt
      June 20, 2016 at 9:24 am

      actually, your criminal scumbag buddy blatantly trying to steal from a man’s business right in front of his face and then refusing to give it back is the only reason it got violent. if you’re a normal human being, you walk into the liquor store with money, pick what you want from a shelf, carry it to the counter, where you pay the man and tell him to have a nice day. not shove a bottle down your pants, refuse to give it back, then jump the counter and beat a man. but y’know, facts and all, right?

  • WormtownorBust
    June 17, 2016 at 12:25 pm

    Kaitlynn’s hamster probably died from exhaustion after she wrote those posts.

  • Joseph Schmo
    June 17, 2016 at 9:03 am

    Hey Charlie, saw your photo in the Turtlegram with your bandaged head, looks like it might hurt a little! Maybe you won’t be so eager to try that again, huh? Remember this, DECENT people “PAY FOR THINGS”. Didn’t Mom and Dad ever teach you this, or are they degenerates like yourself? Oh, BTW-Still working at BK or did they see the story and drop you like a hot bag o’ fries??!!

  • Wabbitt
    June 17, 2016 at 8:20 am

    This is why you never hear anything about Hank’s getting robbed – the dude doesn’t take shit from anyone. Nope, the local scumfucks always rob Sunnyside or 7-Eleven.

  • Bill P.
    June 16, 2016 at 8:07 pm

    i’d bang her

  • Anc
    June 16, 2016 at 2:32 pm

    Kaitlynn Baker…. You are a retard. You must be one a Charlie’s ladies huh.

  • 80's Rocker
    June 16, 2016 at 2:11 pm

    Please correct one thing Turtleboy. This Dooshnoozle is from Danielson (Northeast CT’s version of Ware).

  • liv42day
    June 16, 2016 at 1:50 pm

    Katilynn – I’m not sure what planet you are on, or even what video you were looking at. I didn’t see a $20; I saw the guy jump over the counter. Should the Clerk have just said take what you want? Then the rest of us poor working idiots can pay more the next time because people take from the store. He had every right to protect himself. He should have hit him harder!

  • Chris From Georgia
    June 16, 2016 at 1:49 pm

    This Kaitlin person takes Bimbo to a whole new level.

  • danny webster
    June 16, 2016 at 1:24 pm

    howard is honestly the nicest guy standing behind a counter in webster. may kind of sound like an insult, but it’s the truth. asshole is lucky he caught a rare slow moment at hank’s because any sort of regular would have stood up for howard in an instant. just another scumbag transplant from out of town perpetuating the stereotype of webster.

  • juror seven
    June 16, 2016 at 1:16 pm

    I would think Kaitlynn and the rest of the SJW brigade would be creating a memorial at the front of the store. Instead of flowers, teddy bears and unicorns they could bring bottles of Boone’s Farm, Thunderbird and Bali Hai. Clearly this incident was a cry for help. Charlie has issues, he not a gifted thief, but he still needs his wine.

  • Joseph Schmo
    June 16, 2016 at 1:00 pm

    Yes Kaitlynn, it is “perfectly normal” to want to jack a bottle once in a while! Go back to your rubber room, don’t forget your helmet! And be sure to stay on top of your facebook replies, your whole demented entourage will be chiming in with their crooked take on this “alleged” crime.

    • The Executioner
      June 16, 2016 at 9:26 pm

      Special Ed Kaitlynn, “You Got Mail!” “You Got Mail!”

  • MR. T
    June 16, 2016 at 12:57 pm


  • KimberlyS
    June 16, 2016 at 12:23 pm

    Oh Kaitlynn, Kaitlynn . . . you have taken imbecility to a whole new level. Congratulations!

  • JoeMomma
    June 16, 2016 at 12:12 pm

    Next time the loser should leave in a body bag.

  • Get with the Times
    June 16, 2016 at 12:10 pm

    This is not the currently accepted way of doing things. The clerk and owner were supposed to cower in the most craven manner possible and mincingly whine such statements as “please, just take anything you want. We don’t want any trouble”, or “please don’t hurt me. I’ll do anything you say.” Then after being cleaned out they were supposed to call 911 and blurb their story in a puddle of tears to the police. Then they are to wait and repeat this performance until the next time. After all, how do you know what motivated this injured party? Maybe he is saving up for a sex change operation. Maybe he is traumatized by social injustice. Maybe he is suffering from the disease of drug addition and is just crying out for a safe place.

  • Doug
    June 16, 2016 at 12:09 pm

    The clerk needs to dump the axe handle and get a .38, they work better than axe handles !!!!!!

  • KM
    June 16, 2016 at 12:08 pm

    You asked why anyone needs an AR-15… Here you go

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