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Ludlow Moron Vows To Solve Springfield Murder On Facebook Post, Ends Up Getting Arrested For The Murder

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MassliveAs Springfield police worked to solve a drug-related killing last month, a Ludlow teenager offered his support.

“I’ll put my own life on the line to solve this murder case,” Matthew Hastings, 17, wrote on Facebook two days after the fatal shooting of Jeffrey Freitas, 20, also of Ludlow.

After expressing sympathy for the victim’s family, he asked Freitas for guidance in finding the “the dirtbags” who killed him.

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“Rock the heavens man and watch over all of us as we solve this case with the Springfield Police Department and get the justice you and your family deserve,” he wrote in the March 28 Facebook post.

Two weeks later, Hastings was charged in the case he seemed so eager to solve. Amid tight security in Springfield District Court on Thursday, he pleaded not guilty to murder by joint venture, conspiracy and a drug-related charge and was held without right to bail.


The arraignment came two weeks after another teenager, Charles Sierra, 16, of Springfield, was charged with murder for allegedly shooting Freitas in his car during an attempted drug robbery on March 26. Both defendants are being tried as adults and face the possibility of life without parole if convicted. An arrest warrant has been issued for a third suspect.

In a statement to police, Sierra acknowledged being present during the shooting, but denied firing the fatal shot, according to court documents. He said an accomplice pulled a handgun from his waistband and shot Freitas on Sheldon Street in the North End. The robbery was suggested by Hastings, who claimed he knew a “drug dealer they could rob” and provided Freitas’s phone number, Sierra told police. Both Sierra and Hastings attend the alternative Mill Pond School in Springfield.

Questioned by police on March 29, Hastings acknowledged using Facebook to arrange the drug deal, but denied setting Freitas up for a robbery.


HAHAHHAHAHHAHA. What a freaking idiot. This is like OJ Simpson saying he was gonna find the “real killer” when everyone knew it was him. Except OJ had already been found not guilty in a court of law so he had nothing to lose. Nothing says “I’m guilty” more than vowing to find the real killers.

I mean, seriously, how stupid is this kid? The best part was when he wrote, “when we solve this case with the Springfield Police Department.” Because apparently he doesn’t understand that when the police interrogated him it meant that he was a suspect, not a junior deputy detective.

And it still boggles my mind how people don’t understand that Facebook is not their diary. If you’re going to plot to murder someone, don’t do it on Facebook. Just your Turtleboy pro tip of the day right there. At least make it a little more challenging for them to arrest your ass.

This kid is really thug life too:



From the mean streets of Ludlow!! LOL. This is what happening when attempting to keep it real goes wrong. Here you have some kid from the suburbs, who wants to establish that he’s the bad kid in town, gets kicked out of the Ludlow Schools and ends up at an alternative school in Springfield. And these alternative schools sound good on paper, but all you’re doing is taking the worst of the worst and tossing them in together. So some shitbag kid from Ludlow meets a bunch of drug dealers from Springfield, feels good about himself because he’s accepted by people from the projects, and the next thing you know he’s setting up other drug dealers to get robbed.


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Turns into this face


The bottom line is that you shouldn’t murder people, but if you do, you should probably stay off Facebook for a few days and keep a low profile. Just sayin.


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44 Comment(s)
  • Joe Max
    April 20, 2016 at 4:50 pm

    How to blow your youth and future in a instant. Could spend the next 70 or more years in prison. Where are the parents ? Seems like nobody asks that question anymore. Should I say, where is the parent !

  • BobnMic
    April 20, 2016 at 1:25 am

    Wait a minute who is holding grudges? Tables never get turned on me sister. Good night and we will argue later. Does your husband have earplugs? For some insane reason I still think you’re awesome.

    I believe that qualifies me as insane.

  • BobnMic
    April 20, 2016 at 1:07 am

    Fiesty is SUCH a perfect name for you.

  • BobnMic
    April 20, 2016 at 12:47 am

    Middle of the weeks should be outlawed. It should only be weekends. New rule.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      April 20, 2016 at 12:55 am

      It’s fine I hold no grudges but only because you are usually 90% nice…. -10% for your last post! Bwuhaha!

      Bed time, this back stabbing bitch needs sleep! Lmao… I kid.

  • BobnMic
    April 20, 2016 at 12:43 am

    Clear as a cesspool with all of the trimmings. Maybe if I had popped a couple bottles of champagne I would have got it. But no stupid me has to drink bottled water and not get anything.

    Next time we talk – I’m hammered. So drunk I will type like this; ohhhhhhhmmmmmmygodi’msoooooooooooooooowasted.

    And at that time I will get it.

  • BobnMic
    April 20, 2016 at 12:08 am

    I’ll keep calm alright no need to worry about that but what you just did was plain fucked up what you just did to me and I have been in your corner since you got here so don’t fucking tell me you saw me pulling my fucking hair out or some insane shit then tell me to calm down. Fuck you how’s that for being calm. Fucking back stabber.

    Wow – a friend for a week.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      April 20, 2016 at 12:29 am

      I am SO confused right now. Like really confused….. I mean I am not being sarcastic…..

      Wow I thought someone was pretending to be YOU. So, I messaged that account to confirm it not knowing if it was you or not. I think you misunderstood what I was saying before. Are sure you understand because I actually did something nice not mean? I risked my identity lol… not something I would do on an every day basis. I enjoy my anonymous behavior here. See what I’m saying?

      I said I was pulling my hair out only because I couldn’t find the article not that YOU were pulling it out. Am I being clear here?

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    April 20, 2016 at 12:04 am

    Thank God I used a 2nd game account for the message! I’m sure I will end up missing soon now though so please let the authorities know how it happened.

  • BobnMic
    April 19, 2016 at 11:57 pm

    You are scaring me.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      April 20, 2016 at 12:01 am

      Okay so I can’t remember what article but the guys name was Bobby or something. Anyhow I apologize for scaring you. I’m sure I have more of a chance of being kidnapped from a troll on here than you! Keep calm!

  • BobnMic
    April 19, 2016 at 11:56 pm

    Only inbox I have is normal Office Outlook. Hair being pulled out what? Jesus H. Christ.

  • BobnMic
    April 19, 2016 at 11:33 pm

    But you’re still awesome!

  • BobnMic
    April 19, 2016 at 11:17 pm

    You lost me sister.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      April 19, 2016 at 11:34 pm

      There was a reply on a T&G article with someone using your picture. I figured since you can’t be copied here, they copied you there… Guess I was wrong. Sorry my brain is slow today. I can’t find that particular message when I go look now.

      • BobnMic
        April 19, 2016 at 11:40 pm

        What picture my God?

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          April 19, 2016 at 11:47 pm

          Do you post on T&G using your FB?

          • BobnMic
            April 19, 2016 at 11:51 pm

            No I do not do fasey book. Other than on here I am a very private person. What picture? My Taz man?

        • BobnMic
          April 19, 2016 at 11:49 pm

          Picture of my Taz?

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            April 19, 2016 at 11:52 pm

            *pulls hair out*

            Did you check inbox?

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            April 19, 2016 at 11:54 pm

            Yes I think lol because now I can’t find the damn article!

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    April 19, 2016 at 11:14 pm

    Wait now Im confused LOL! Yes you should dude!

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    April 19, 2016 at 11:09 pm

    T&G article on FB.

  • Reddog
    April 19, 2016 at 9:58 pm

    Fiestylawerlady,I tried to like your comment,and it shows 1, says thank you,then goes back to zero. Who did you piss off this time?

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      April 19, 2016 at 10:00 pm

      No one else I hope! I’m all out of funny jokes for a few days. I need to recharge my battery. 🙂

      • BobnMic
        April 19, 2016 at 10:07 pm

        There got your back Reddog. 1 for Fiesty!

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          April 19, 2016 at 10:16 pm

          Check your FB messages/other messages folder.

          • BobnMic
            April 19, 2016 at 10:48 pm

            I don’t have FB or other messages. Do I?

  • Reddog
    April 19, 2016 at 9:54 pm

    Black Sea bass? Shit, I thought that was Clive with a new haircut,and all slimy too.

    • Devils Mouthpiece
      April 20, 2016 at 10:09 am

      While that’s an insult to black sea bass everywhere, it was VERY funny.

  • Gronkmonster
    April 19, 2016 at 8:17 pm

    He should get 25 to life…His giant freeking zit should get the death penalty !!

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    April 19, 2016 at 8:16 pm

    Wow, almost as clever as when I used to eat my brothers snacks and help him look for them afterwards.

  • keith
    April 19, 2016 at 11:59 am

    Like you said suburb kid wants to be gangsta well he will be gangsta now with channel 4 four walls and a ceiling that is.. What a shame

    • Non Sequitor
      April 19, 2016 at 1:25 pm

      What a shame? Hardly. He’ll get what he deserves.

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    April 19, 2016 at 11:54 am

    I want to know where his black sea bass fishing spot is. He’s not going to be needing that for a while.

    • ProfessorM
      April 19, 2016 at 1:17 pm

      Hahahaha was thinking the exact same thing!!

      • Devils Mouthpiece
        April 19, 2016 at 1:23 pm

        One of best eating fin fish to be had inshore, New England waters right there. Tautog being the top.

        • WormtownorBust
          April 19, 2016 at 1:48 pm

          +1 on wanting to know the spot. Nice fish. Too bad he didn’t spend more time there and less time trying to be a thug.

  • WormtownorBust
    April 19, 2016 at 11:46 am

    I want to pop that thing on his nose.

    April 19, 2016 at 11:41 am

    This is the Whitest “Boyo” I have ever seen. He will have LOTS of friends after lights out

  • Publius
    April 19, 2016 at 11:33 am

    Hope the pictures are not reflective of who this kid is because it does not look like a beta male such as himself will do to well in the state prison system.

    • April 19, 2016 at 1:23 pm

      He’ll do just fine. Now how his butthole will fare is a completely different story.

  • pat
    April 19, 2016 at 10:47 am

    damn daniel. not a first degree murder conviction. pound town fo lyfe. actually on a serious note since there under 18 they will get shots at parole after 15. damn daniel not the blue bobos. not the all white 1977 converse leather hi tops.

    • TM
      April 19, 2016 at 1:14 pm

      Not if they’re tried as adults, which is what the post says….

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