When there are only like 2 residential buildings on your street, you should probably learn to not shit where you eat.
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SOURCE: “A Cambridge man was recently arrested in connection to a series of unarmed burglaries, police said.
Pringgo Huson, 24, of Leighton Street was arrested at his residence, where police found several items believed to be taken in break-ins.
One of the recent break-ins occurred Thursday at a Leighton Street apartment, in which a female resident heard an unknown person open her door late at night. She screamed and the suspect fled. The apartment building was also broken into the week before.
Surveillance video of the break-ins purports to show Huson as the suspect, police said. Husin said he has entered several Cambridge apartments without the residents’ consent or knowledge the last two years, police said.”
OK, Pringles, listen here. You live on Leighton Street in Cambridge. There is a grand total of 2 residential buildings on the entire fucking street.
What in the fucking world would possess someone to burgle your neighbors? I am guessing Kung Fu Panda here thought he was a hell of a lot stealthier than he actually is.
I mean, I can’t see this dude being light on his feet
So Pringles stumbles into his neighbor’s apartment last Thursday, probably throwing in a few clumsy panda rolls for good measure, wakes the chick up. She screams, probably thinking the Boston Tickler is back in town, and he scrambles to hightail it out of there and back to his own abode.
After he gets caught up for last Thursday’s incident, he goes and admits to robbing his other neighbors for the last two years! Holy hell, Hamburglar. Settle down!
It’s not like this kid is an idiot, he graduated from Suffolk
So what in the holy hell is he doing hunting through his neighbors digs and rifling through their shit?
He seems like a decent dude, you know, saving France in his spare time
I am scratching my head on this one. The apartments he lives in start at $2200 +/- for a studio and reach well into the $7k/mo. range, so, he likely has decent means to begin with. What would possess him to rob his neighbors over the last two years? I guess it depends on what he was stealing, too. If he’s ganking his lady-neighbors’ knickers, then, OK. But you could also search CL and buy some, like from Kooky Kara, the Canadian SJW swindling the American people I wrote about the other day.
Either way, glad that the Malaysian Sensation Mr. Pringles is off the streets of The People’s Republic of Cambridge. All the earthy-crunchies can sleep well tonight in their organic bamboo sheets, knowing that this bumbling fool is not gonna panda roll into their living room at any given hour.