Hard to believe it’s been a year since Maude “the fraud” Gorman made national headlines by pretending to be offended by a harmless Me Too joke at a beauty pageant she lost, because she couldn’t stand the spotlight not being on her for once in her life.
I only know this because Maude the Fraud has been on a tear on IG lately and I couldn’t not blog about it. For instance, she recently posted that she was “brutally exiled” from the pageant community.
Of course she had no problem with the contest until she lost it, which is why she was called out by the pageant community from taking the spotlight off of the first woman of color to ever win the contest.
Nevertheless she credits herself with starting an “international protest” against pageants in general, even though feminists have been protesting them since the 60’s.
Maude started it though, because she’s Maude.
This one really pissed me off on Saturday as she celebrated Armed Forces Day.
Maude plays dress up with the Coast Guard auxiliary unit. In no way, shape, or form is she in the armed services. But she sure wants you to believe she is because she’s Maude and this is just what she does.
But the really remarkable part about Maude isn’t just her ability to lie and get people to believe her sob stories on IG, it’s her ability to use her connections to gain access to people who actually matter so that she can get them to believe her lies too. For instance, we all know by now that Maude lied about having cancer, just like she lied about being gang raped at a public park in Hingham.
We know she probably made this all up since, 1) the police have no record of it, 2) there was no friend, 3) three boys gang raping a 14 year old in public would be something that lots of people would notice, and 4) the real reason she dropped out of school was because of substance abuse and her being a shitty person overall.
But yet she testified at the State House in April, pretending to be the victim of sexual assault, in order to get them to pass a bill about sexual assault.
She has met with State Senate President Karen Spilka to lobby passage of this bill.
As well as Speaker of the House of Representatives Robert DeLeo.
And she got State Rep Natalie Higgins to sign a pledge promising to always believe people like Maude when they say that they’re the victims of sexual assault.
Even though Maude is a well known pathological liar. This isn’t just her lying on IG for likes now. She’s lying in order to get legislation passed in the Statehouse that affects us all.
She even brought her activism to DC where she attended the National Human Rights Commission because she’s pretending to be the victim of a crime.
And when you’re a spoiled rich queef from Hingham you can meet with the Secretary General of the UN to feed him your bullshit too.
And a bunch of other crap whining about being a victim, pretending to be a student at Brown, and claiming to run in Marathons despite recently being caught cheating in multiple long distance races.
Just Maude being Maude. She really is pure evil. Just a terrible person who knows how to lie and manipulate powerful people in doing so market herself as a hero for IG likes. What’s even more pathetic is how DeLeo, Spilka, and Higgins embarrassed themselves by posing for pictures with Maude the Fraud. These are the people who run our state. Pathetic.
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