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Maude The Fraud Gives Impression That She’s Military And A Rape Survivor, Has Met With Karen Spilka And Robert DeLeo To Pass Her Anti-Rape Bill Which Is Based Off Of A Lie

 

Hard to believe it’s been a year since Maude “the fraud” Gorman made national headlines by pretending to be offended by a harmless Me Too joke at a beauty pageant she lost, because she couldn’t stand the spotlight not being on her for once in her life.

I only know this because Maude the Fraud has been on a tear on IG lately and I couldn’t not blog about it. For instance, she recently posted that she was “brutally exiled” from the pageant community.

Of course she had no problem with the contest until she lost it, which is why she was called out by the pageant community from taking the spotlight off of the first woman of color to ever win the contest.

Nevertheless she credits herself with starting an “international protest” against pageants in general, even though feminists have been protesting them since the 60’s.

Maude started it though, because she’s Maude.

This one really pissed me off on Saturday as she celebrated Armed Forces Day.

Maude plays dress up with the Coast Guard auxiliary unit. In no way, shape, or form is she in the armed services. But she sure wants you to believe she is because she’s Maude and this is just what she does.

But the really remarkable part about Maude isn’t just her ability to lie and get people to believe her sob stories on IG, it’s her ability to use her connections to gain access to people who actually matter so that she can get them to believe her lies too. For instance, we all know by now that Maude lied about having cancer, just like she lied about being gang raped at a public park in Hingham.

We know she probably made this all up since, 1) the police have no record of it, 2) there was no friend, 3) three boys gang raping a 14 year old in public would be something that lots of people would notice, and 4) the real reason she dropped out of school was because of substance abuse and her being a shitty person overall.

But yet she testified at the State House in April, pretending to be the victim of sexual assault, in order to get them to pass a bill about sexual assault.

She has met with State Senate President Karen Spilka to lobby passage of this bill.

As well as Speaker of the House of Representatives Robert DeLeo.

And she got State Rep Natalie Higgins to sign a pledge promising to always believe people like Maude when they say that they’re the victims of sexual assault.

Even though Maude is a well known pathological liar. This isn’t just her lying on IG for likes now. She’s lying in order to get legislation passed in the Statehouse that affects us all.

She even brought her activism to DC where she attended the National Human Rights Commission because she’s pretending to be the victim of a crime.

And when you’re a spoiled rich queef from Hingham you can meet with the Secretary General of the UN to feed him your bullshit too.

And a bunch of other crap whining about being a victim, pretending to be a student at Brown, and claiming to run in Marathons despite recently being caught cheating in multiple long distance races.

Just Maude being Maude. She really is pure evil. Just a terrible person who knows how to lie and manipulate powerful people in doing so market herself as a hero for IG likes. What’s even more pathetic is how DeLeo, Spilka, and Higgins embarrassed themselves by posing for pictures with Maude the Fraud. These are the people who run our state. Pathetic.

 

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41 Comment(s)
  • Who Maude wishes she could be
    June 5, 2019 at 6:06 am

    For those interested: Look up Allie Curtis. She was Miss RI 2015 at Miss America (Where maude will never go), got her masters at Brown (where maude pretends to be a student), and is currently in the Army (while aude pretends to be in the coast guard. look, the auxillary is fine, but it’s a volunteer position, no bootcamp required) Oh, and she’s been advocating for more women to run for office for years. Basically, she’s everything maude claims to be

  • Positive and Affirming Comments Only, or You'll Be Offered Up as a Blood Sacrifice
    May 23, 2019 at 10:52 am

    This stunning young woman has so many accomplishments in such a short period of time! I am in awe of her!

    She has survived a brutal rape; lettered in lacrosse, beaten cancer; competed in and won multiple beauty pageants; served her country; competed in and won multiple ultra marathons; attended Brown University; advocated for victims rights at the state, national, and international levels; and last but not least, stolen my heart.

    We should count ourselves fortunate that we have such an empowered, successful, talented, and beautiful woman living in the Northeast, amongst us mere mortals. She is a treasure to behold.

  • VPN's are a wondrous thing
    May 23, 2019 at 12:26 am

    Time for a tongue punch to the Mauderne no-no hole till it becomes the yes-yes-yes orifice and she is left a smiling, cross-eyed and drooling mess.

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    May 22, 2019 at 1:11 pm

    Higgins is the twat from my ward. Right out of law school and gets elected because she had a ‘D’ after her name. She brings so much life experience to the statehouse.

  • WeRFucked
    May 22, 2019 at 9:20 am

    How long before Maude is a politician? She’ll fit right in. Look who we elect.

    I love how everything she does has a photo to go along with it. Can you imagine how many times a day she asks someone to take a picture with her? Then she has to say “Hold on, let me make sure it came out okay… okay, it’s fine. We don’t have to take another one. You can go now, I’ve used you for my purpose.”

    Does Maude think every single person she meets want’s to be the proof of her supposedly doing good deeds for all women?

    Maude… start posting bikini pics or “hand bra” stuff. That’ll get you the attention you so desire. I promise you I’ll follow you on IG and Twitter!

  • Well, No Poopies
    May 22, 2019 at 9:09 am

    In the spirit of preventing my information from being freely given up to a potential plaintiff’s attorney, I will keep my comment positive and uplifting.

    This poor lady sure seems to have been through a lot in her very young life; more than most would ever see in two lifetimes. It is impossible for me to imagine what this girl has endured in her young life, as it would appear to be more than most people would endure in two lifetimes. It is refreshing to see, however, that she seems to have overcome many of the obstacles that other people would have succumbed to long ago; beating cancer is no easy feat!

    Clearly, this girl is special and will undoubtedly go on to accomplish even more great things!

    • WeRFucked
      May 22, 2019 at 9:34 am

      That comment is so non-Turtleboy. Don’t you really want to call her a slut and say she fucked the whole lacrosse team?

      I’m not saying she did, but it would be awesome if so.

      • Well, I Used to Talk Shit, But Won't Anymore Because Fuck Getting Thrown Under A Bus
        May 22, 2019 at 9:41 am

        That would be highly inappropriate and could land me in a heap of legal trouble, my friend!

        If this young lady decided to pursue legal action against the owner of this blog, a comment like that would mean that my information would be offered up as a blood sacrifice to appease her and her lawyers. I cannot afford the attorney fees that would be associated with such an action, therefore, I can only offer positive, affirming thoughts.

    • Nee Chi
      May 22, 2019 at 10:37 am

      Too true Mr. Poopies…Too true.

      Don’t Poke the Turtle… or else he’ll turn over your info to a prosecutor….

      This is so karmic BTW…

      Bwahahahah!!!

  • John Blutarsky
    May 22, 2019 at 8:48 am

    Get some titties already!!! Everything else is fake about you, so get some titties!
    (She previously admitted she reads these comments about her)

  • Fred
    May 22, 2019 at 8:35 am

    An absolutely fascinating sociopath.

    • Dr. Obvious MD
      May 22, 2019 at 10:16 am

      My diagnosis exactly. I would throw in classic narcissism into the mix.

  • Lionel Hutz
    May 22, 2019 at 8:19 am

    That photo of this fraud at the U.N. is an obvious photoshopped fake, she even made that whole story up as well.

    • bguy11
      May 23, 2019 at 8:40 am

      I thought that picture looked odd. The shadows don’t match her body. definitely photoshopped.

  • Trooper Angela Guerrera #3277
    May 22, 2019 at 1:57 am

    I would still her asshole during a 3-way with Leigha

  • Trooper Angela Guerrera #3277
    May 22, 2019 at 1:56 am

    I would still her asshole during a 3-way with Leigha and Dan

  • Soooo hot.....want to touch the hiney
    May 21, 2019 at 10:48 pm

    All these TB articles and they still haven’t found one good pic of her butt…..that’s all I wanna see…..get us a pic of the hiney

    • Maude Gorman
      May 21, 2019 at 11:27 pm

      Sorry, the Mauderne Backside is off limits. Only people who #BelieveMaude get a look. And Only when I say so.

  • True Reality Speaks
    Mirror Mirror
    May 21, 2019 at 9:10 pm

    She’s a textbook case sociopath. Serious personality disorder. If she were a guy she’d be torturing small animals and stalking some actress.

    With those qualifications, in 15-20 years she’s a shoe in to be a MA AG or US Senator in this idiocracy state.

  • Shit Poster Who UTB Fed to The Plaintiff's Lawyer
    May 21, 2019 at 8:23 pm

    Those politicians are as fraudulent as Maude so not that big a deal. They likely have no idea who she is anyway as she’s shoved next to them for the 20th photo op of the day.

    I wonder sometimes how Maude gets the funding to do all of these things. What’s her job? Oh yeah – Hingham Daddy.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    May 21, 2019 at 7:30 pm

    All needs now is to discover she has a Cherokee great-great-grandparent so she can claim to be victimised for being a minority.

    I mean, no-one’s going to believe a tale that fucking preposterous…..

    Oh, wait…..

  • itsjustme
    M
    May 21, 2019 at 6:57 pm

    Maude, like herpes, is the gift that keeps on giving.

  • Maude Flanders
    May 21, 2019 at 6:23 pm

    “Won’t someone think of the Children!?!”
    Social media has created a generation of deluded narcissists. Likes, upvotes, and the air of importance. They care not where it comes from and they care not how they get it. It is a vapid, hollow, online world in which they live. Reality is a bitch they can not face.

    • V
      February 14, 2020 at 12:29 pm

      She was like this long before she had the amount of social media that we have now.

  • Betty Ford
    May 21, 2019 at 6:06 pm

    You know what’s amazing; whether we like it or not, the girl is really talented. Mind you, talent is as a relentless fraud, but hey, that’s a talent, and it probably could be put to some constructive use if someone could figure it out.

  • Imetmyhusbandatthebrocktonfair
    May 21, 2019 at 6:01 pm

    That’s stolen valor to add to the long list of lies. Now she just needs to invent a fake husband and kids to get an invite on dr. Phil. She won’t refuse because she’s an attention whore and can’t stop. Keep achieving your fake life goals Maude. If you can dream it you can pretend to be it.

  • Legalize Rape
    May 21, 2019 at 6:01 pm

    Thank you for siding with and advancing the legalize rape movement. Rape should be legal! Make it happen, Kavanaugh!

  • Leanne
    May 21, 2019 at 5:52 pm

    My photoshop radar was alarming when looking at the UN pic… I think she made that one up

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      May 21, 2019 at 8:25 pm

      Surely not?

      Not Military Maude. She’s only previously faked rape, pageant persecution, her education, a suicide, valour and long distance race results.

      You’re just being too harsh on the crazy bint.

      • dowen0895
        Dick Scratcher
        May 22, 2019 at 5:41 am

        I forgot faking cancer as well.

        It does look completely photoshopped. The shadows are most bizarre.

        Also the UN actually has security unlike the nudnik politicians who have selfies with her. No way a crackpot likes her gets on the floor of the UN.

  • Dick Blumenthal
    May 21, 2019 at 5:49 pm

    I see no problem with her pretending to be a Vietnam veteran.

    • Y
      May 21, 2019 at 6:10 pm

      #DaNangDick!

  • Michael Hunt
    Mike Hunt
    May 21, 2019 at 5:26 pm

    Ol’ Winthrop Bob has never missed a chance to further the cause of social justice (and put money in his pocket)

  • hank
    May 21, 2019 at 4:30 pm

    She lives a fake life online for people with no life to follow. Losers and liars are a pair that need each other. Liars get off when they think the people they’re lying to believe their shit and losers love that someone is just talking to them. So they’ll both keep doing it as long as they need. Normal people like myself just tune in to see pictures of her fantastic bum and when there aren’t any, we just move on. But seriously, her ass is magnificent and should be prominently featured in every post.

  • ninja turtleboy
    May 21, 2019 at 4:27 pm

    where are her parents?

  • Turtz McGurtz
    May 21, 2019 at 4:26 pm

    Who won ratchet madness??

  • Hasn’t She Learned Yet?
    May 21, 2019 at 4:01 pm

    She is the gift that keeps on giving. She clearly must suffer from mental illness. What’s even sadder is that she always seems to have a photographer with her. Probably one of her poor unknowing family members
    Please stop Maude and get the help you need

  • Tim
    May 21, 2019 at 3:48 pm

    Wow! It just doesn’t get any needier than this broad Maude.

  • Christopher Lettiere
    May 21, 2019 at 3:46 pm

    She’s like the real life “Catch Me if You Can”

  • z
    May 21, 2019 at 3:25 pm

    If Liz can be a US Senator so can Maude.
    She’ll right a book “My Struggle”.
    It will be translated into German as “Mein Kampf”.

    The powerful people are morons.

    • z
      May 21, 2019 at 8:59 pm

      “right”. I guess I’m a moron. I’m not powerful though.

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