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You ever sit around and catch yourself thinking, “I wonder what Maude the Fraud is up to these days?” I know I do. And it turns out that everyone’s favorite pathological liar, who got caught cheating in multiple ultra-marathons, pretended to be suicidal for pity points after being exposed, used a lie about being gang raped at the age of 13 in Hingham to win beauty pageants, lied about having cancer because she couldn’t stand that the girl with cancer was getting all the attention, and pretended to be upset about a harmless #MeToo reference in a Miss Massachusetts skit weeks after it happened in order to take the spotlight off the first ever African-American woman who was crowned the winner and draw it to herself instead, is now touring college campuses speaking about the sexual assault that never happened:
As hilarious as the whole concept of Maude is, it’s pretty fucked up because Maude is presenting herself as a rape survivor, and is giving advice to women who may have been sexually assaulted about how they can rise up after undergoing such a traumatic event. Except Maude was never raped. She’s literally appropriating the most horrific event of other women’s lives, pretending to feel their pain, and guiding them through it. Something she knows nothing about because Maude was never raped by three boys in high school. She made the whole thing up to win beauty pageants.
Oh, and last month Maude was interviewed for an article in The Observer in which she criticized an article in New York Magazine for being too nice to professional pervatron Woody Allen:
But according to other survivors of abuse, that’s not true. Maude Gorman, a former Miss Massachusetts, was raped at the age of 13. She gave up her pageant crown earlier this year after a skit at the 2018 competition made light of #MeToo. She said Merkin’s puff piece about Allen and Soon-Yi made a mockery of abuse victims like Dylan Farrow and herself.
“It’s a slap in the face to people who’ve worked so hard to get this movement out there and make their voices heard,” Gorman said. “The fact she and New York took a negative stance on this is a step backward.”
She added that Merkin and New York‘s choice to give Allen and Soon-Yi continued visibility (as opposed to Dylan Farrow) shows the #MeToo movement still has a long way to go.
“There’s a lot of forward progress, but we’re still on the battlegrounds,” Gorman said.
Oh yea, New York Magazine is the “slap in the face” to rape victims who have worked to have their voices heard. But the pathological liar pretending to be a rape victim so she can make money touring the country and speaking at colleges is totally NOT a slap in the face to rape victims.
But remember, two weeks ago democrats were literally holding the country hostage because the rule is that no matter what, we must #BelieveWomen. Because no woman in the history of the world has ever lied about anything, especially sexual assault. Ever.
Oh look, Maude got in on the Christine Blasey-Ford lie too:
At least Ford’s lie was remotely believable, until the facts came out.
There were a lot of turtle riders who told us they believed Ford. Question for them – do you believe MAUDE? Because I’d love to hear how they’re any different. They pretty much did the same exact thing. Maybe if Maude said a republican raped her more people would actually believe her story.
Oh, and she’s also doing the very important work of spreading awareness about consent in cosplay….
And she’s dancing too:
Wonder what school she’s off to next? Someone should probably alert these people that they’re inviting the most well known liar this side of the Mississippi River to
exploit their student body for profit speak her truths.