Maude The Fraud Is Now Touring College Campuses And Cosplay Conventions, Getting Paid To Lie About Being Gang Raped To “Help” Real Sexual Assault Survivors

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You ever sit around and catch yourself thinking, “I wonder what Maude the Fraud is up to these days?” I know I do. And it turns out that everyone’s favorite pathological liar, who got caught cheating in multiple ultra-marathons, pretended to be suicidal for pity points after being exposed, used a lie about being gang raped at the age of 13 in Hingham to win beauty pageants, lied about having cancer because she couldn’t stand that the girl with cancer was getting all the attention, and pretended to be upset about a harmless #MeToo reference in a Miss Massachusetts skit weeks after it happened in order to take the spotlight off the first ever African-American woman who was crowned the winner and draw it to herself instead, is now touring college campuses speaking about the sexual assault that never happened:

Yes, that’s right, Maude is now doing a tour of colleges. She started at Bethany College in West Virginia, and today she’s speaking at Western Connecticut State in Danbury.

As hilarious as the whole concept of Maude is, it’s pretty fucked up because Maude is presenting herself as a rape survivor, and is giving advice to women who may have been sexually assaulted about how they can rise up after undergoing such a traumatic event. Except Maude was never raped. She’s literally appropriating the most horrific event of other women’s lives, pretending to feel their pain, and guiding them through it. Something she knows nothing about because Maude was never raped by three boys in high school. She made the whole thing up to win beauty pageants.

Oh, and last month Maude was interviewed for an article in The Observer in which she criticized an article in New York Magazine for being too nice to professional pervatron Woody Allen:

But according to other survivors of abuse, that’s not true. Maude Gorman, a former Miss Massachusetts, was raped at the age of 13. She gave up her pageant crown earlier this year after a skit at the 2018 competition made light of #MeToo. She said Merkin’s puff piece about Allen and Soon-Yi made a mockery of abuse victims like Dylan Farrow and herself.

“It’s a slap in the face to people who’ve worked so hard to get this movement out there and make their voices heard,” Gorman said. “The fact she and New York took a negative stance on this is a step backward.”

She added that Merkin and New York‘s choice to give Allen and Soon-Yi continued visibility (as opposed to Dylan Farrow) shows the #MeToo movement still has a long way to go.

“There’s a lot of forward progress, but we’re still on the battlegrounds,” Gorman said.

Oh yea, New York Magazine is the “slap in the face” to rape victims who have worked to have their voices heard. But the pathological liar pretending to be a rape victim so she can make money touring the country and speaking at colleges is totally NOT a slap in the face to rape victims.

But remember, two weeks ago democrats were literally holding the country hostage because the rule is that no matter what, we must #BelieveWomen. Because no woman in the history of the world has ever lied about anything, especially sexual assault. Ever.

Oh look, Maude got in on the Christine Blasey-Ford lie too:

At least Ford’s lie was remotely believable, until the facts came out.

There were a lot of turtle riders who told us they believed Ford. Question for them – do you believe MAUDE? Because I’d love to hear how they’re any different. They pretty much did the same exact thing. Maybe if Maude said a republican raped her more people would actually believe her story.

Oh, and she’s also doing the very important work of spreading awareness about consent in cosplay….


And she’s dancing too:

Wonder what school she’s off to next? Someone should probably alert these people that they’re inviting the most well known liar this side of the Mississippi River to exploit their student body for profit speak her truths.

24 Comment(s)
  • Trollz
    October 19, 2018 at 11:05 pm

    Maude the fraud. The biggest troll to ever live

  • Stan
    October 19, 2018 at 4:48 pm

    What the hell happened to this head case when she was young and growing up. She has to have validation and huge amounts of praise and constantly be in the center of attention. Always posting tons of selfies, routinely listing her super human achievements with charities, marathons, earth day cleanups, pageants, how woke is she. Narcissistic and self centered doesn’t begin to describe this bunny boiler. Get help Maude.

  • MrTightJeans
    October 19, 2018 at 1:32 pm

    There is no such thing as “my truth”. There is either the truth or a lie.

  • Diane Woods emerson
    October 19, 2018 at 1:16 am

    Maybe her platform can be preventing further ratchet breeding by encouraging the morning after pill. If it wasn’t charged for I bet ratchets would’ve be apt to use it. Narcsn is free , morning after 40-50. No wonder. 

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    October 18, 2018 at 11:56 pm

    She has an inordinate number of photos of herself. In particular, doing things a person normally wouldn’t ask someone else to snap a pic (i.e. performing charity work).

    Even her dance off with Spiderman at Comic-Con. The video was focused on her, which means someone was instructed to video her before the “dance off” happened. Not exactly organic.

    She has VERY VERY FEW photos of her with someone else. I’d say 99 of 100 photos are her alone. It’s weird, as if she has a personal photographer following her.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      October 19, 2018 at 6:55 am

      Also, was she the one who thought up this college speaking tour? Is she that smart? You have to admit, nothing keeps her down. LOL

  • Turtz McGurtz
    October 18, 2018 at 8:11 pm

    I must admit i am fascinated by this creature. Watching her build a brand based on such an obviously questionable rape story, seeing her deal with the crisis of being called on her obvious manipulative bullshit by TBS. Then getting caught cheating at marathons, and doing damage control (an apology for cheating in ONE ultra marathon even though she was disqualified for cheating in several). And now, on the comeback apparently with a … and comicon tour.
    So question, does she get paid for these college speaking appearances?? I know that colleges/universities all have money to burn and could pay her – but do they? Does anyone know? And where is the tour schedule so i can catch on of her appearances!?

    • MSF
      October 19, 2018 at 6:58 pm

      What’s so odd about Maude going on a college spanking tour? On this site some guys have certainly indicated an interest in that sort of thing and I think even at colleges lots of folks would enjoy seeing a reddening applied to Maude’s cute round… oh, I’m sorry. College “speaking” tour. My mistake.

  • Yuck
    October 18, 2018 at 6:50 pm

    Hey Maude, I know you scammed money somewhere…for fuck’s sake go buy yourself some goddamn titties! Everything else about you is fake, so go ahead and get some fake tits.

  • Maude Gorman
    October 18, 2018 at 6:09 pm

    Even Spiderman wants to rape me.

  • Sexy Maude
    October 18, 2018 at 6:08 pm

    Maude is hot if she wasn’t this story would have died a long time ago. Safe to say most men would gladly fill Maude’s clam with chowder and many women would clean her clam and starfish with their tongues.

  • Leonard Washington
    October 18, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    My first thought was “Don’t these colleges check out potential speakers?” and then I realized that they don’t care if she’s a fraud. She sells tickets and keeps the dumbasses paying 40 grand for daycare docile.

    Turtleboy is still obsessed and likely doing a DuckDuckGo search on Maude daily to find the whereabouts of his unrequited love.

  • NY is a dump
    October 18, 2018 at 5:28 pm

    A young girl wearing a stupid scarf with matching knee high socks in New York city??

    Why doesn’t she just wear a T-shirt that says ‘Fucking Rape Me Please’?

  • Burlando Castile
    October 18, 2018 at 5:13 pm

    The last time I heard of a loser at the Javits Center it had a presidential candidate who didn’t believe her husband’s accusers. 

    Election Day 2016 will always remind me of the hearty amount of losing that went on at the Javits Center. 

  • Disgusted
    October 18, 2018 at 4:55 pm

    I HATE her and I don’t even know her. As a victim of sexual assault, I know what it feels like and I know what it feels like to find support in other women who are dealing with similar circumstances. She is making a mockery out of women like me, women who have cried, felt unspeakable rage and disgust and who have had nightmares and trauma. How dare she speak on something she knows nothing about! One can imagine that they know what it feels like to be a rape victim but they never really know until it happens to them and you can’t even fathom how awful it is. I hope her credibility is destroyed and people see her for what she is. Lying cunt.

    • Google boy
      October 18, 2018 at 5:17 pm

      Wow, I really feel for you because that’s a terrible story.

      So Uh. do you want to hook up drink some Henny and vape sometime?

  • Akihito
    October 18, 2018 at 4:49 pm

    There goes a whole lot of crazy

  • mopey63
    October 18, 2018 at 4:03 pm

    Did you notice she is doing the “scared little girl” routine? Dressing like one, toes pointed inwards, I’d be willing to bet the scared little girl high voice in this video as well. Way to get people to respond and feel bad for you Maude. Great job. #lyingfake

  • The moral of the story?
    October 18, 2018 at 3:37 pm

    If you’re hot enough, you can get away with most anything.

  • Bill Clinton
    October 18, 2018 at 3:33 pm

    I’d still bang the snot outta her.

    • Art R.
      October 19, 2018 at 7:47 am

      A hot crazy liar…. this is the kind of woman that makes life worth living! Reminds me of my ex-wife.

  • Judge dread
    October 18, 2018 at 3:31 pm

    Maude the fraud can be summed up in one phrase: the lights are on but bodies home.

    It doesn’t surprise me she’s doing a university tour; as the SJW departments will hire her cuz of #metoo. She should just move to San Bernadino county and go all in on Internet porn.

    • Judge dread
      October 18, 2018 at 3:32 pm

      Fucking iPad nobodies home

  • roberti
    October 18, 2018 at 3:01 pm

    It is amazing how naive people are in falling for this sad person.
    Even newspapers fall under her fake charm.
    I hope she gets help real soon.

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