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MBTA Cops Now Looking For Manbun McGee After We Exposed Him In MBTA Beating Of Disabled Elderly Man, Insane Camerawoman Says Turtleboy Is The Devil And She’s Gonna Get Us

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Last week we got that animal on the red line arrested for beating the shit out of an elderly disabled man because he took pictures of fully clothed women in public.

But we also wanted to see this cornbread manbunned dooshnozzle get arrested too:

After all, he kicked the old guy right in the jugular when he was down on the ground:

Well, does the turtle deliver justice, or does the turtle deliver justice?

Of course this ball of pubes is from Brockton. Might as well have it tattooed on his forehead. Dude so wanted to prove he was one of the “good ones.” And the only way to do that is to jump an elderly disabled white guy to show you’re down for the cause.

That’s a good start, but the camera woman, Keda Payton, should be arrested too. She provoked the whole thing. She lied about what he was doing. She used those twatwaffles as attack dogs because she knew she was dealing with stupid people who she could manipulate into doing her bidding. And she showed that in her INSANE interview afterwards:

Reporter: “There’s really no evidence that he was doing anything inappropriate and then he gets beaten up on the train.”

Moron: “Are you attacking me? It kind of sounds like you are. I feel like I’m being attacked by you.”

Reporter: “I’m seeing an old man being beaten up by a young guy.”

Moron: “I feel like you might be a person that must be some sort of a creep as well. Because you’re really coming to the defense of this man.”

That right there is a conniving, manipulative sociopath. She hides behind a cloke of woke, and pretends to be an advocate for women and minorities. She’s really just an overly dramatic skag who tries to get innocent people hurt because it entertains her. And she’s been playing the victim all week:

Watch out turtle riders, she gon “get these devils.”

That’s us. We’re the devil!!

And she’s shockingly playing the race card, and claiming that the only reason people care about the old dude who got the shit kicked out of him is because he’s white:


She insists that the doctors are lying about the victim’s broken ribs:

Oh, and she says that vicious assault that she orchestrated was “self defense.”

And some of you hate speech turtle riders have been outed on her Facebook page:

Oh man, look at all that hate speech!!

Anyway, it’s just so funny because when Keda posted this she thought the Internet would turn on the “pervatron.” But then the pictures in his phone were pretty innocent, and it turns out she made the whole thing up and now two idiots are going to jail because of her. Stay woke!

11 Comment(s)
  • Train Conductor
    June 24, 2018 at 11:30 am

    Its called a boi bun. No man would ever wear their hair that way. This piece of shit is definitely a bottom that likes having his bun pulled while taking it up the ass. Reimer probably has already topped him.

  • TJB
    June 22, 2018 at 12:16 pm

    Hey now, isn’t that a TSA uniform mammies wearing? It sure looks like one.

  • Real_Finn
    June 22, 2018 at 11:45 am


    Paraphrased by the great JP Sears – you epitomize the top 5 ways to act like a SJW :

    Step 1 – You ignore what anyone has to say during a discussion/issue.

    Step 2 – You make huge assumptions about what I (or anyone else) meant and then you inform me about what I meant by what I said.

    Step 3 – I correct you, I tell you what you should think while also getting the point across that you’re a terrible person.

    Step 5 – You trivialize my entire meaning to one word/phrase (racist, misogynist , sexist, homophobe, etc.).

    When that doesn’t work — you go ALL CAPS!

    Get Fucked,

    • Real_Finn
      June 22, 2018 at 11:47 am

      Step 3 should read :

      “You correct me, you tell me what I should think while also getting the point across that I’m a terrible person.”

      curses that we can’t edit! lol 🙂

    • TJB
      June 22, 2018 at 12:11 pm

      Exactly right. This is the standard reaction of the angry black woman. Angry that not even black guys want anything to do with her big mouth melon head bullshit. Angry because it is a natural fact that she could never be attractive to Any Man. So she takes out her anger on whites, Men and Women. Angry because she got short changed on looks and brains, left to deal with the fact she is just an aggressive, revolting mess.

  • Screw PC
    June 22, 2018 at 11:07 am

    “Now Turtleboy is dead ass harassing me on Facebook messenger, ha ha ha.”

    Everybody laughs in the beginning, heifer. Wait a couple days.

    Also, tell your fucking chode buddy that if he wants to go get those “devils”, bring it so I can break my fucking pitchfork off in your fat ass.

  • msheadkracker
    June 21, 2018 at 11:51 pm

    Can she be arrested too, for inciting violence and elder abuse, kidnapping, theft, illegal protest, any charge that can be given she needs it. Make an example out of these woke SJW pieces of trash, they are ruining society with their wokeness and victim mentality, its sick. Im 39 years old, im too old for the bullshit these dumbasses keep trying to corrupt our children with, why is everything so ass backwards these days? Good is bad and bad is good, and if you dont support the liberals youre a racist cracka inbred sister fucker, thats not racist and stereotypical in the least bit…

    • Stunt Penis
      June 22, 2018 at 6:23 am

      Maura wont do shit cuz these are “her people”.

      • Laura Healey
        June 23, 2018 at 1:47 am

        I’m looking into it…actually I’m not!!! Please vote for me

      • Maura Healey
        June 23, 2018 at 1:47 am

        I’m looking into it…actually I’m not!!! Please vote for me

  • TJB
    June 21, 2018 at 11:27 pm

    I bet a million $$ if this was an elderly black man getting beat down by 3 white guys it would be on every channel, in every newspaper and Jesse & Alvin would be in Boston arranging a vigil for the violent attack on the defenseless elderly black man. And it would be President Trumps fault. Rayciss!

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