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Meet The Slime Ball Psychopathic Ohio Couple Who Were Binding And Gagging Their Kids

Meet The Slime Ball Psychopathic Ohio Couple Who Were Binding And Gagging Their Kids

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FOX: An Ohio couple is accused of binding and gagging 4-year-old twin boys with duct tape to discipline them, leaving police officers “deeply disturbed” when they discovered the horrific scene on Sunday, police said. The father of the twins, James Howell, 26, and his girlfriend, Jamie Carver, 30, were arrested and charged with multiple counts of child endangering and kidnapping, WHIO reported. Rowdy Warren, who was allegedly in the Cincinnati home when the abuse took place, was also charged with obstructing official business.It was not immediately clear if Carver was the boys’ mother.

First of all, anyone who not only thinks through, but actually carries out binding and gagging children should never be on the streets again. These two gutterballs are probably capable of carrying out any sick and twisted shit they think of, that’s the type of psychopathic shit that has no end. Unfortunately, these kids probably experienced shit they won’t forget – and many kids around the nation have experienced similar situations. It’s a fucking shame. So, let’s expose these human trash bags:

Perp #1 – the boyfriend, James Howell:



Ah, of course this guy is a Bengals fan. Who would have guessed that a guy would be a fan of a football team that drafts/signs psychopaths, perfect match. Also, nice dirty ass t-shirt in your selfie bro – should probably hit the fucking laundromat sometime soon moron. Also, it’s no shock he states he “I love my wife and kids” in his bio. Irony. It also says “stay at home parent” as his job on Facebook – since this chud is a shitty parent, it’s fair to assume Howell is just an unemployed waste of space.


Perp #2 – the “girl” Jaime Carver:

This was a fucking trainwreck. Only thing that could make that image worse is the trademark Bulls cap.

She’s apparently a big wrestling fan, and by the looks of it – she could probably take out “Macho Man” Randy Savage with a Fupa Slam from the top rope.

“This woman is beautiful”

“This woman is humble”

LMAO, Hyperbole is a funny tool sometimes.

I have a simple nickname – Fupasauras Rex, that is all.

And… we have the icing on the cake here. I had no idea what “Juggalo University” was. But, it didn’t take much critical thinking to assume it was some weirdo Facebook group inhabited by other psychopaths.

Jaime Carver is a scholar at Juggalo University? Ah, another perfect match. Insane Clown Posse fans are fucking nuts – it literally states that in the name, and cover photo to this group. Maybe Carver should start “” and team up with the Crazy Hatchetman Juggalo From Kiss 108 back in early July.

“It just makes you wonder what frame of mind they were in,” Phil Harris, who works near the apartment, said. “Are they on drugs? I just don’t understand people that could harm children.”

Howell and Carver could face at least seven years in prison if convicted. 

Of course they were on drugs Phil… normal people don’t carry out binding and gagging children. That’s why they shouldn’t see the light of day again. Who would miss them anyway? I can’t imagine they had a legit role in society, and they tortured children. Seven years is a light slap on the wrist in my book, 25 years would be much more realistic – this wasn’t your average bank robbery, obviously.



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5 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    September 15, 2017 at 4:11 pm

    I think every person who’s around children regularly has thought about gagging them. But it takes a fucking psycho to actually do it.

    And as I’ve said before, ICP is a humorous parody of a hip hop group. They have a couple of funny songs. But if you actually call yourself a juggalo – you’re a fucking wing nut.

  • hardyhar
    September 14, 2017 at 11:28 pm

    Ohio needs to be removed from the rest of the 50 states – I’d swap it for Guam.

  • Peckerwood
    September 14, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    I don’t know man, ive often wondered why a ball-gag hasn’t been marketed to parents of noisy children. Kinda like a fisher-price version, maybe brightly colored? I really fuckin hate hearing other people’s kid scream. Just sayin.

  • chrissy
    September 14, 2017 at 10:30 pm

    well done, intern turtle!

  • September 14, 2017 at 9:23 pm

    Seven years good luck!

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