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Lake 940:  On Tuesday July 24th, just after 6PM, Sutton Police stopped a 1994 Ford van on Putnam Hill Road for a motor vehicle violation and ended up finding more than they expected. Police say that during the investigation there was a strong odor of gas inside the vehicle.  A propane bottle connected to a portable burner was turned on inside the vehicle.  Police suspect the pair was actively processing powder cocaine into crack cocaine at the time of the stop. As a result of the traffic stop, Christopher and Jamie Coal of 22 Charles Street in Douglas were arrested for several drug offenses, including trafficking cocaine and manufacturing a class B substance.

The couple’s 3 year old daughter, who was also a passenger in the van, was turned over to the custody of The Department of Children and Families. The Coals were both held overnight at the Sutton Police Department on $10,000 cash bail each. Christopher Coal was also cited for driving an unregistered and uninsured motor vehicle without a license.

As you can tell from that mugshot, Tits Thompson is clearly remorseful about jeoparizing the life of his three year old daughter.

Bro, do you even sell crack cocaine? Is this your first time doing this? Could you not wait until you go back to Douglas to turn powdered cocaine into crack cocaine? Or do you just enjoy forcing a three year old to consume toxic fumes while you drive along Sutton’s back roads?

Oh, and here’s a tip – if you’re gonna drive your rape van in a small town like Sutton while actively making crack cocaine around a 3 year old, make sure to obey all traffic laws. It’s probably the time when you should be most focused on maintaining the speed limit, using proper turn signals, and hands at 10 and 2. Because guess what? If they don’t pull you over then you get to keep the stash, sell it to a bunch of crackheads in Webster and Woonsocket, and you get to go on being a ratchet DCF parent without actual DCF involvement.

But they got caught, because the only good thing about criminals is that they are inherently stupid. So they almost always do something that ends up with them ending up on Turtleboy.

Meanwhile on Titty Thiompson’s Facebook page….

You know you might have a crack cocaine problem when the doll from the horror film has more teeth than you. Guess his company’s dental plan isn’t all it’s “cracked” up to be.

WAKA WAKA WAKA!!

This looks normal too….

Oh I can guess that one! It’s crack cocaine!!

My question is, how did these two crack muffins end up in Douglas? They take a wrong turn at Webduh Lake or something? Douglas is for taxpayers. Everyone knows that.