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Fox: Two people were stabbed after a carjacking in Thompson Thursday morning. Connecticut State Police said just after 10 a.m. Putnam Police responded to reports of a carjacking at Cumberland Farms on School Street in Putnam. The victim said that a white man with red hair who was wearing yellow pajama pants walked up to his car displaying a large knife and ordered the victim out. The victim jumped out, and the suspect got in and drove off in the north direction on Route 171. A short time later the victim’s car was found on West Thompson Road, near Church Street in Thompson. It had been in a crash, and no one was inside.
According to police, the suspect and a woman were seen walking down the road, and flagged down two women driving by. The male suspect ordered those woman out of their car, and when she refused the male suspect stabbed her arm. The second female victim in the car, the passenger, went to help the driver but was then cut by the knife as well. “That’s when he started pulling on the door, attacking my daughter,” remembered Anne McCoy, one of the victims. “The last thing I saw she was holding onto the door handle being dragged by the car.”
“I was just kicking madly and he kept saying ‘I’m going to stab you, I’m going to stab you,’ I think he got me in the leg, but he got me in the arm massively, at which point he said ‘I’ll keep stabbing unless you get out,'” McCoy added. The suspects took the car and drove off eastbound on West Thompson Road.
Police issued an alert for the car, and around 10:45 a.m. MassachusettsState Police troopers from the Sturbridge, Massachusetts, barracks found the car on Route 395 and started chasing it, and eventually stopped the car in a parking lot on Route 20 in Auburn.
Police said that when the troopers drove up to the suspect car it tried to ram their cruiser, then a second cruiser nearby. The car then drove off again, but ended when the suspects tried to turn around in a driveway and hit a cruiser and parked car. At that point the two suspects were arrested and charged with motor vehicle charges. The suspects were identified as Christopher R. Harding, 21, and Celina R. Cousineau, 21. They live in the same house in Dayville.
A ginger with a man bun? What a fucking asshole pic.twitter.com/eNkZQ3BODK
— Party Waren Kebber (@WebbDawgTG) November 15, 2016
Northeastern Connecticut again?? Man, this place seems to have a never ending supply of dickbags. Pretty horrific stuff. But as it turns out, according to Celina Cousineau’s mother, her daughter is the real victim here and she is being “unlawfully” sent to prison for three months:
Strong points. The girl who stole two cars and helped her boyfriend stab a bunch of people is ALSO a victim in this story. She basically went through the same thing that the women who got stabbed and nearly run over went through. These things are equal.
SMH. Blaming it on the ginger with the man bun. Ain’t that always the way. Sure, the REAL reason that she’s going to jail for 90 days is because she’s out on bail after being charged with receiving a stolen motor vehicle, open and gross indecent exposure and disturbing the peace in a Milford Court case. But don’t let these facts get in the way. Your daughter is a great girl who would never do anything wrong and was mesmerized by that legendary sparkling red man bun.
Newsflash Mom – your daughter wasn’t dragged down with this scumbag. She is in fact a scumbag herself. Lots of people get into bad relationships, but according to your kid’s Facebook page, she’s been with this winner for about two years now. She’s even taken his last name on the Facebook machine:
So it sounds pretty official.
Guess what Mom? When you look at this face right here:
And you see that this is the most effective way this individual can communicate:
And you say, “I find this acceptable,” then chances are you will eventually be involved in a high speed chase across interstate lines with the police. Not once. But twice. She chose to carjack an innocent person with him. After they crashed she easily could’ve left (he was unarmed). But instead she chose to steal another car with him and drive to Route 20 in Massachusetts. Because she loved the thrill of dating the bad boy ginger from Brooklyn………Brooklyn, Connecticut.
Oh, and good news, the ginger man bun reproduced:
For a positive spin on this story, they carjacked the wrong people. As a matter of fact the people who were the victims in Thompson own McCoy’s Action Karate in Auburn, and they’ve been doing karate for 25 years. So they gave these idiots a good fight. Of all the cars this ginger could’ve hijacked, he picks the one with the Mom and daughter karate combo. Have fun in jail morons!
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