Smiles And Sunshine

Moses Dixon, Charlie Baker, Charter Schools Got Annihilated By The Turtleboy Sports Revolution Last Night

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The other day we published the official 2016 Turtleboy Ticket endorsement blog:

Here’s The 2016 Turtleboy Ticket For All Ballot Questions, State And Federal Races

And never in the history of politics has a blog had this much influence. Let’s review what happened.

First we endorsed Trump. He won. Easily. But ultimately we had little to do with that. Trump won because Hillary embraced the black lives matter terrorists. Hillary lost because of people on social media who called people racist if they were voting for Trump, which only made more people want to vote for Trump because people are sick of being called racist. Hillary lost because she was endorsed by awful, disgusting human beings like Lena Dunham and Amy Schumer. Hillary lost because she brought Mike Brown’s mother on stage at the DNC. Hillary lost because the DNC rigged the primary election so that the guy who actually could’ve won (Bernie Sanders) wasn’t the nominee. Hillary’s followers did this to themselves.

But we did play a big part when we endorsed Kate Campanale after writing this scathing expose in which we broke the news to the public that her opponent Moses Dixon was arrested for choking his girlfriend until she was red in 2012. Not only did she win, it wasn’t even remotely close:


Two years ago she won by less than 40 votes. This year she won by over 1,300 votes. Look at those numbers. She won Leicester almost 4-1. She won the two biggest precincts in Worcester (7-4 and 7-5). Those are two of Turtleboy’s favorite neighborhoods in Worcester. It’s the Heart Street, Wildwood Ave, And 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th Street neighborhoods. Can’t say enough about the people that live over there. They lead the league in Turtleboy t-shirt purchases and ALWAYS vote right. Despite being an area that is fairly democratic, they were willing to look past party and NOT vote for the woman beater. Because they have values and class. Something Moses Dixon’s crew knows nothing about.

Look at those early voters too. Moses won the early voting 1,281 to 608. This is how you know early voting is a scam. It was created because SJW’s wanted more time to pick up people in Kevin Ksen’s rape van and have them vote for their candidate. And that’s exactly what happened. Sources tell us that Kevin Ksen was at Clark every day for weeks picking up students, helping them enroll, and having them vote for Moses.

Moses also had the advantage of the well organized McGovern Crime Family coming out for him in full force:


Every single person in that picture supports domestic abuse. They’re all terrible people and should be ashamed. I don’t know why they hate black women, but they do. Awful.

Moses also had the unwavering support of the Attorney General


The Mayor


The District Attorney


Other State Reps


City Councillors Moe Bergman and Kate Toomey


And of course the Godfather himself.


But it wasn’t enough to overcome the Turtleboy Sports Revolution. We are more powerful than them because we have two things they don’t – the people and the truth. And the truth and the people will set you free.

The other MAJOR victory for the TBS Sports Revolution was the overwhelming failure of Question 2, which would have raised the cap on charter schools in Massachusetts. It was not even remotely close:


That’s because we educated the populace with this blog, which has been read over 100,000 times in the last month:

Top 14 Reasons To Vote No On Question 2 Because Charter Schools Are A Scam

A lot of people didn’t know about what a scam charter schools are. Now they know. This despite the fact that the “Yes on 2” crowd had more financial backing than any initiative in Massachusetts history. They also had the relentless support of Massachusetts’ very popular governor Charlie Baker.

Charlie Baker doesn’t just like charter schools – he is OBSESSED with them. He was too gutless to get behind President-elect Donald Trump (a winner), so he spent all his time trying to waste taxpayer money on new charter schools instead of doing his job and figuring out how he can help make public schools more efficient centers of learning. At the end of the day his own popularity couldn’t even come close to overcoming the Turtleboy Sports Revolution.

Time to add two more headstones to the ever growing Turtleboy Sports Graveyard:


We’re gonna need a bigger graveyard.

P.S. We also won with pot (close one) and no more slot parlors (landslide). The only thing we lost on was Question 3, because a bunch of people in the cities who don’t know shit about farming felt bad for the slaughtered animals they eat every day.



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24 Comment(s)
  • John Wayne
    December 5, 2016 at 2:23 pm

    Breeeeeett… You’re that douchebag from Coventry that think firefighters are terrorists and hates the flag! Long time no see buttercup… Did your meds wear off? You’re a special kind of snowflake ain’t ya? Crawl back under your rock…

  • Brett gralinski
    December 5, 2016 at 1:30 pm

    If you don’t change your tune to the real cause and push information that matters to mankind your efforts will be neutralized by your loss of means. We’re all in the same team. We have a common enemy. Ignorant fucks like you ensure people remain divided, bickering, and too consumed by nonsense to take up the first ever cause which actually affects all of humanity without discrimination. your pathetic. you do just what the owners programed you to do. Keeping man kind divided and distracted by nonsense. This is not a joke buddy you gotta pick with or against or have your means of division and distractions taken from you by a true cause.

    • Tommy Chong
      December 5, 2016 at 1:50 pm

      Oh wow man… That’s deep… Where can I get what you have man? I’ve been high… but never that high man!!

  • Brett gralinski
    December 5, 2016 at 1:12 pm

    your such a fuckin fagot buddy get a life you think it’s funny slandering people based on infOrmation which is first of all public information that everyone has access too, second your information is based off gossip, third party usually someone talking about a person they don’t like, third acquired through no research of your own whatsoever. You simply regurgitate words regurgitated by another who regeritated anothers words. Your a classic brainwashed mind controlled piece of shit. You are in fact so brainwashed and dumbed down you don’t even know your pathetic and hopelessly brainwashed. 90% of the people affected by your disgusting slander and trash talk campaigns had nothing to do with whatever you think was done or wrong, specifically there families. You thrive off of others suffrage, pain, emotions, chaos, and instibility. You apitimize everything that me and about a minimum of 5 million Americans believe what really killed our country and killed freedom across the entire planet until the end of time. Your not some righteous American but you will surely be meeting some. You are a disgrace to the country to man kind as a whole. You want to see what true passion and patriotism is about? Just hold your breath it won’t be long. Have you heard of anonymY’? Yes the small gathering of roughly ten million people across the globe who have lots of free time to give scum like you, the ignorant who really killed America, a taste of the pain you’ve inflicted on so many. I’m talking real passion here buddy! Passion and a personal legitimate cause. You fucked with my family but I only just found out who you are. I am on a mission along with any number of other passionate patriots and protecters of righteousness between 100 and a few million who will be unloading relentless, sustained, and destructive, highly highly organized retribution. Taste of what you inflicted on so many innocent families as if your family is any less vulnerable. Your screwed buddy when the ducks are in their rows and your true identity is dropped. Lol good luck douche bag. Should probably spend some time researching your enemy. You are essentially blamed for participating in everything we stand against.

    • Smiles and Sunshine
      December 5, 2016 at 1:40 pm

      *You’re : )

      • Brett gralinski
        December 5, 2016 at 7:55 pm

        Lol hey I don’t claim to be a scholar then picking me out on it only speaks to further validate my position on a few matters. But most of them all is the proclamation that YOUR FUCKIN PATHETIC. Oh and by the way I did not interpret your smiley comment as hostile. Simply using it for talking points

        • Smiles and Sunshine
          December 5, 2016 at 8:09 pm

          *You’re :p

  • Coco
    November 10, 2016 at 8:21 am

    Can someone tell me who the bikini clad blonde is that’s in the graveyard? I’ve been wondering for years.

  • Wwy
    November 10, 2016 at 1:24 am

    Love the graveyard,you need a holocaust museum for the Jewish owned American media that died yesterday,cnn,nbc,abc,cbs,wsj,nyt,Bloomberg,mtv,bet,etc etc etc,lol never trust pinocchios.

  • True Reality Speaks
    Married to a WPS Teacher
    November 9, 2016 at 8:05 pm

    Look at all the Vote NO on #2 posters behind McGovern. How can TB so right on 99% of most issues and candidates, but then be a 100% pro-union apologist? Is the Kool Aid really that tasty?

  • Publius
    November 9, 2016 at 5:00 pm

    Based on this post TB wants Maura Healy as Governor ?

  • Fatfingr Lou
    November 9, 2016 at 2:00 pm

    The weed question will have some interesting employment side effects. Most healhcare plans have hefty surcharges for tobacco use and require statements of not using tobacco products. I anticipate similar clauses to be added for weed, and probably in terms of employment.

    I wasn’t in favor of it. We have enough problems with heroin and public drinking in the city.

  • Captain Blunt
    November 9, 2016 at 1:32 pm

    The same idiots who come up with only buying happy meats are the same mutha fuckers who scream “Large corporations are the DEVIL!!”, then they go out and buy Apple products exclusively???

  • Captain Blunt
    November 9, 2016 at 1:26 pm

    The problem with the people who live in elitist blue states like our who come up with these stupid questions like 3 is they have no idea what’s going on beyond their safe zone.

    There is like one farm in Mass that sells chicken, beef, and pork that ends up in supermarkets. 99.9% of our food comes from the mid west (red states). I think after the National election the elitists snobs may come to realize that the rest of the country doesn’t revolve around your stupid progressive shit.

    Do you really think farmers out west are going to change how they farm because Massachusetts won’t buy their product? Fuck no they have 49 other states that want bacon at bargain prices.

    Yes, now the state will create a special regulatory committee and a bunch of inspectors to ensure that every chicken wing at your local Stop and Shop and every McNugget sold at McDonalds came from a happy farm with happy chickens…….WTF!

  • ADdm
    November 9, 2016 at 1:15 pm

    I’m curious. Is it just Charter Schools that TurtleBoy doesn’t like, or does that include Private Schools too?

  • Captain Blunt
    November 9, 2016 at 1:04 pm

    Whole Foods currently only sells humanely raised animals.

    Then again that’s why pork chops at Whole foods are priced at $28.00 a lb.

    Question 3 like any other ridiculous question will backfire on the state and everyone will be going to N.H. to buy their steaks. As it is many people already go to N.H. to buy any pricey items like furniture, televisions, computers, liquors and smokes.

  • Maxito
    November 9, 2016 at 12:20 pm

    I thought tb was against animal abuse or suffering considering some of your posts. Best site and opinions on the internet but I’m real happy nobody can sell certain abused animal products in our state.

    • Hugh Beaumont
      November 9, 2016 at 12:28 pm

      Question 4 – Should we legalize marijuana for people 21 and over?
      Yes. So torn on this one. We love freedom and weed and hate the nudniks opposing this one…..

      Me, I’m not worried about the state getting involved. Grow your own!

    • The Philistine
      November 9, 2016 at 12:44 pm

      How does that work when we figure that the Feds regulate Interstate Commerce? Can Massachusetts ban the products of another State?

      That’ll go to the courts.

      • Chris
        November 9, 2016 at 12:51 pm

        Pot is still against the Federal law.

  • Tyrone
    November 9, 2016 at 12:09 pm

    You were voting against pot remember tb…

  • WormtownorBust
    November 9, 2016 at 12:06 pm

    Any time I see a picture of McGovern my blood boils. Pompous ass. Why don’t the fine people of Worcester finally send him packing?

    And Charlie Baker is starting to get on my nerves…

    • Chris
      November 9, 2016 at 12:50 pm

      Chicken Charlie

  • LOB
    November 9, 2016 at 11:54 am

    How about the unemployed toilet scrubber getting his own headstone? He was wrong 100% of the time this election cycle!

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