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The other day we published the official 2016 Turtleboy Ticket endorsement blog:
And never in the history of politics has a blog had this much influence. Let’s review what happened.
First we endorsed Trump. He won. Easily. But ultimately we had little to do with that. Trump won because Hillary embraced the black lives matter terrorists. Hillary lost because of people on social media who called people racist if they were voting for Trump, which only made more people want to vote for Trump because people are sick of being called racist. Hillary lost because she was endorsed by awful, disgusting human beings like Lena Dunham and Amy Schumer. Hillary lost because she brought Mike Brown’s mother on stage at the DNC. Hillary lost because the DNC rigged the primary election so that the guy who actually could’ve won (Bernie Sanders) wasn’t the nominee. Hillary’s followers did this to themselves.
But we did play a big part when we endorsed Kate Campanale after writing this scathing expose in which we broke the news to the public that her opponent Moses Dixon was arrested for choking his girlfriend until she was red in 2012. Not only did she win, it wasn’t even remotely close:
Two years ago she won by less than 40 votes. This year she won by over 1,300 votes. Look at those numbers. She won Leicester almost 4-1. She won the two biggest precincts in Worcester (7-4 and 7-5). Those are two of Turtleboy’s favorite neighborhoods in Worcester. It’s the Heart Street, Wildwood Ave, And 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th Street neighborhoods. Can’t say enough about the people that live over there. They lead the league in Turtleboy t-shirt purchases and ALWAYS vote right. Despite being an area that is fairly democratic, they were willing to look past party and NOT vote for the woman beater. Because they have values and class. Something Moses Dixon’s crew knows nothing about.
Look at those early voters too. Moses won the early voting 1,281 to 608. This is how you know early voting is a scam. It was created because SJW’s wanted more time to pick up people in Kevin Ksen’s rape van and have them vote for their candidate. And that’s exactly what happened. Sources tell us that Kevin Ksen was at Clark every day for weeks picking up students, helping them enroll, and having them vote for Moses.
Moses also had the advantage of the well organized McGovern Crime Family coming out for him in full force:
Every single person in that picture supports domestic abuse. They’re all terrible people and should be ashamed. I don’t know why they hate black women, but they do. Awful.
Moses also had the unwavering support of the Attorney General
The District Attorney
Other State Reps
City Councillors Moe Bergman and Kate Toomey
And of course the Godfather himself.
But it wasn’t enough to overcome the Turtleboy Sports Revolution. We are more powerful than them because we have two things they don’t – the people and the truth. And the truth and the people will set you free.
The other MAJOR victory for the TBS Sports Revolution was the overwhelming failure of Question 2, which would have raised the cap on charter schools in Massachusetts. It was not even remotely close:
That’s because we educated the populace with this blog, which has been read over 100,000 times in the last month:
A lot of people didn’t know about what a scam charter schools are. Now they know. This despite the fact that the “Yes on 2” crowd had more financial backing than any initiative in Massachusetts history. They also had the relentless support of Massachusetts’ very popular governor Charlie Baker.
Charlie Baker doesn’t just like charter schools – he is OBSESSED with them. He was too gutless to get behind President-elect Donald Trump (a winner), so he spent all his time trying to waste taxpayer money on new charter schools instead of doing his job and figuring out how he can help make public schools more efficient centers of learning. At the end of the day his own popularity couldn’t even come close to overcoming the Turtleboy Sports Revolution.
Time to add two more headstones to the ever growing Turtleboy Sports Graveyard:
We’re gonna need a bigger graveyard.
P.S. We also won with pot (close one) and no more slot parlors (landslide). The only thing we lost on was Question 3, because a bunch of people in the cities who don’t know shit about farming felt bad for the slaughtered animals they eat every day.
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