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This slam dunk of human evolution and his mom, Dee Ann reside in Seabrook N.H., and were busted a couple weeks back for selling fentanyl out of their home on Washington Street. Also arrested was Jerry’s crotch-rot junkie girlfriend, Kaitlyn Fogg. Seabrook and Salisbury PD rounded up 9 scumbags in all, three of which were nabbed in Florida where drugs were being shipped to and from.
And you thought Florida was only good for Bath salt raged lunatics eating the faces off of strangers in broad daylight!
It’s no surprise that Jerry isn’t a noob when it comes to getting busted for dumb shit and serving up dope to white trash beachgoers and year-round residents who never seem to make it past the 110/495 split back into functioning society. He just served 3+ years for previous drug charges and was released back in September of 2016. Good thing those 3 years of taxpayer $ helped this dude to see the errors of his ways and set him on the right track to success, right?
Yet somehow he was posting from prison a lot:
For those of you who aren’t familiar with the area, Seabrook, Salisbury and Hampton make up the shoreline trifecta of zero fucks given. Only in these places can you stumble around with no shirt on, pound Bud Lites in public, get cheap-ass tribal arm band tattoos and creep on underage chicks while stuffing your fat face with fried pickles, all before 1 p.m. on a Tuesday. The beaches are riddled with trash and cigarette butts but nobody seems to care. Let’s face it, if loading up the car and heading up any of these 3 beaches is your idea of a summertime reprieve, you have no standards. Don’t pretend you do. You can’t squat over the toilet in the bathroom at Salisbury and pretend you have any self respect. The only thing that will numb the sting of bringing your family to these places is grabbing pizza at Tripolis (with extra provolone for idiots not in the know).
Anyway, this kid has the typical Facebook profile pictures that you’d expect to find from someone getting hauled in on drug charges with his mom. Thug life photo with some swan boats?
White on white fashion crime?
Selfies with scumbag buddies?
Check. This guy’s face just SCREAMS illiterate fuckbag. I’m really not surprised he got caught. He doesn’t look like he represents the top tier of intelligent life form.
Time to bend and cough?
In what appears the be the icing on the douchebag cake, his mom had her bail lowered from $5k to a mere $500 and after their probable cause hearing Mrs. Dow and Kaitlyn are back on the streets. Now she can go back to posting this kind of crap on social media while selling shit from her front door and awaiting the release of her son…… again.
At least he has his boys to come home to after the long haul. They know Jerry aunt no rat.
For now I’ll continue to drive by the water tower and pray to the white trash gods that the nuclear plant melts down, carrying away this entire region on a wave of radiation where we belong.
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