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Mother-Son Fentanyl Pushing Dynamic Duo Arrested With 7 Other Walking Dead Extras Are So Seabrook It Hurts

Mother-Son Fentanyl Pushing Dynamic Duo Arrested With 7 Other Walking Dead Extras Are So Seabrook It Hurts

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Meet Jerry Dow Jr:
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This slam dunk of human evolution and his mom, Dee Ann reside in Seabrook N.H., and were busted a couple weeks back for selling fentanyl out of their home on Washington Street. Also arrested was Jerry’s crotch-rot junkie girlfriend, Kaitlyn Fogg. Seabrook and Salisbury PD rounded up 9 scumbags in all, three of which were nabbed in Florida where drugs were being shipped to and from.


And you thought Florida was only good for Bath salt raged lunatics eating the faces off of strangers in broad daylight!




It’s no surprise that Jerry isn’t a noob when it comes to getting busted for dumb shit and serving up dope to white trash beachgoers and year-round residents who never seem to make it past the 110/495 split back into functioning society. He just served 3+ years for previous drug charges and was released back in September of 2016. Good thing those 3 years of taxpayer $ helped this dude to see the errors of his ways and set him on the right track to success, right?


Yet somehow he was posting from prison a lot:

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For those of you who aren’t familiar with the area, Seabrook, Salisbury and Hampton make up the shoreline trifecta of zero fucks given. Only in these places can you stumble around with no shirt on, pound Bud Lites in public, get cheap-ass tribal arm band tattoos and creep on underage chicks while stuffing your fat face with fried pickles, all before 1 p.m. on a Tuesday. The beaches are riddled with trash and cigarette butts but nobody seems to care. Let’s face it, if loading up the car and heading up any of these 3 beaches is your idea of a summertime reprieve, you have no standards. Don’t pretend you do. You can’t squat over the toilet in the bathroom at Salisbury and pretend you have any self respect. The only thing that will numb the sting of bringing your family to these places is grabbing pizza at Tripolis (with extra provolone for idiots not in the know).

Anyway, this kid has the typical Facebook profile pictures that you’d expect to find from someone getting hauled in on drug charges with his mom. Thug life photo with some swan boats?



White on white fashion crime?



Selfies with scumbag buddies?


Check. This guy’s face just SCREAMS illiterate fuckbag. I’m really not surprised he got caught. He doesn’t look like he represents the top tier of intelligent life form.

Time to bend and cough?

In what appears the be the icing on the douchebag cake, his mom had her bail lowered from $5k to a mere $500 and after their probable cause hearing Mrs. Dow and Kaitlyn are back on the streets. Now she can go back to posting this kind of crap on social media while selling shit from her front door and awaiting the release of her son…… again.


At least he has his boys to come home to after the long haul. They know Jerry aunt no rat.







For now I’ll continue to drive by the water tower and pray to the white trash gods that the nuclear plant melts down, carrying away this entire region on a wave of radiation where we belong.



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22 Comment(s)
  • J
    March 28, 2018 at 3:40 am

    These people are destroying everything. They break into cars, houses and businesses destroying our community destroying our families destroying our lives. Had a addict charge me last january by February i was passing my backgroung check to carry my .45 i will not become a victim to these assholes bullshit.

  • Innocent Bystander
    January 28, 2018 at 5:24 pm

    Ok, so you think all of the people there should die? Even the people that know all of those white trash people and think they, too, are not worth the sperm that their father left in their mother before he ran back to his wife!? No that’s just not right. Everyone I have ever known in my youth if from there and by saying they all should die in a power plant blaze of glory over haul is just plain ignorant. My family is still there and they would give you the shirt off your back and they would never, ever expect anything for it. I agreed with almost every word you printed….but don’t condemn the innocent people in those towns to DEATH because you felt that was the only solution to the shitty druggy people there.

  • August 30, 2017 at 6:02 pm

    I do not even understand how I ended up right here, however I thought this post was once good.
    I do not realize who you are but certainly you are going to a famous blogger when you are not already.

  • Maggie the Cat
    August 3, 2017 at 9:17 pm

    I guess you have to be a member of the club to understand the Seabrook dialect. But I’d like to remind everyone here that these people and their problems have been inflicted upon society by LIBERALS! Those of us who are working taxpayers are being forced by liberals to pay for this behavior, and we are paying more and more every year for these losers. As long as we keep electing liberals to public office we are contributing to the destruction of this country.

  • March 26, 2017 at 11:29 pm

    This is how the world is now my daughter is on dope to but it’s ok but not for others to do so her baby’s dad was a big time dealer she took over for him I sponsored her till she got cought and I had to pull some strings to get her off so no I’m not on the school bored I’ll have to start my self up like my girl and my fat ass will run it alll an I like to hide turtle boy in my big red hairy box when he’s out of his shell and thanks for taking all my runners from me ‘s if frankly brown did his job this bust wouldn’t of happened some much for family lol for now I’ll just rub my hairy clam till I squrtle hahah get it

  • Menotyou
    March 25, 2017 at 10:03 pm


    • Duhbrook
      March 25, 2017 at 10:10 pm

      Well, Ryan Dow, Hit 50 grand on powerball a month ago, and had his grandmother claim it so he would not loose his dumb dumb check from the state. Boy you can not make this shit up.
      The downers have been flowing on worthless ave!!

      Jerry Dow, He got out after that 3 yrs of vacation, for taking a syregen full of his own blood, telling a gas station clerk it was full of AIDS and robbing them with it.

      His mother, She is the true victim, If What I heard was true, Jerry dow has held his own mother down and rapped her.. How sick can you be to rape your own mother!!

      Steve perkins, The other loser who posted about being a rat, lets see, HE was living in a van on collins street for 2 yrs, till his baby mamma got housing in Exeter and he moved in with her, They had a kid that was already 7, so that only meant 11 more years of doing dope and living free off the goverment, Nope!! They just had another baby, and that baby was born addicted to METHADONE, cause the fat ass mother goes to the dope clinic every morning.. and now they have another 17 plus years of housing to go!! Wow the way the world goes round.. Sadly they all live in seabrook, but if we can get lucky.. they will be moving out soon.. To concord, Berlin, or Walpole, IF they get caught in mass.

      • Me
        March 26, 2017 at 9:35 am

        I’d like to know where you get your information from Im from Seabrook and totally understand on writing get about the people involved but why bring get Steve and his baby mama into this there pic isn’t up nor are they seen much in Seabrook besides to visit family also how would you like for someone to get all up in your business and put your info out there when the subject was nothing to do with you? And you should really get your info some where else because she did have a baby while on methadone however they would not let her leave actually more harmful for the fetus to get off methadone however the baby is fine and cared for another thing if you did your research babies born on methadone hospital has to report to dcyf so I think know if they were using addicts they wouldn’t have the kids and I know that the mother is now and has been for awhile out of the clinic and clean and her kids are taking good care of and also Steve has a job has had a job for years so I just felt the need to sstep in and say so ethics especially when your bringing in people that have nothing to do with the topic nor are even seen around during Seabrook much anymore and not around anyone mentioned.. you should really pick something better to do with your time

      • Crystal
        March 26, 2017 at 11:42 am

        Why don’t you write your name and not be a coward stop hiding behind the stupid Internet if you wanna run your mouth about people the article has nothing to do with than grow some balls and write your name I hate all these stupid sites just for people to talk shit nd hide behind there phone or computer pathetic! But FYI I’ve been clean just over 2 years with help of the methadone clinic and yes while there I did have a beautiful healthy son and truSt me I tried and wanted to leave but as “me” has said they wouldn’t let me taper also since you know so much about me then how come you don’t know that my fat ass hasn’t been to clinic in over as month! And I’ve stayed clean I’m being the best mother I can be not that I have to prove to you anything because ANYONE that knows me knows my kids are my everything I got out of seabrook away from family to try keep my kids away from the shit! How dare you judge and put my business out here for everyone to see when the article has nothing to do with me I hope somebody knows shit about you and airs it all out for the world to see!! You wanna say something else come find me sick of this stupid bs time to grow a pair

        • Ivan E.
          March 26, 2017 at 5:54 pm

          Wow, Pretty pathetic you would come on here and run your cum dumpster about people and bring their children into this. I have not seen Crystal myself in about a year. I can tell you this, Not many people clean themselves up when they are in as deep as she was. I have nothing but total respect for that girl. Leave kids out of it, and Be a man or woman and put your name behind your comments. Take a ass whipping or shut your cum dumpster!


        • See Brook Run
          March 28, 2017 at 8:18 pm

          crystal, you just take the methodone in the morning and still shoot the H at night. I’ve lived in town for years and know about you and your junkie bf. Plan on another visit from DCF soon.

          • Crystal
            March 29, 2017 at 10:18 am

            Who are you? Don’t be a puss write your name! And FYI I got drug test to prove I haven’t touched heroin since Scott died FYI and I haven’t been to the clinic in per a month I love how you think you know me go ahead call DCYF on me I have nothing to hide! I take care of my kids keep to myself so keep running your mouth hiding behind this site think you know me but your wrong and I got the proof so and I do think care what anyone thinks I do or don’t do my family and friends know the truth and to me that’s all that matters get. Life and stay outta mine!

  • ZephyrCat
    March 24, 2017 at 8:36 pm

    Thanks for posting this. I love to rub one out to mugshots like this. Especially the guys. Women turn me off. They have cooties. My mom told me, so it must be true.

  • ZephyrCat
    March 24, 2017 at 3:19 pm

    Take down this post NOW! I didn’t give you permission to use my picture!

    • ZephyrCat
      March 24, 2017 at 3:26 pm

      I do look good in that white suit though, you have to admit!

  • Miffed
    March 24, 2017 at 2:26 pm

    Strike up the banjo’s.

  • Wabbitt
    March 24, 2017 at 2:15 pm

    Dude looks like he started out with Downs Syndrome and just started piling more maladies on top. Probably has an IQ just barely north of 60.

  • Billy Flynn
    March 24, 2017 at 2:07 pm

    Don’t talk trash about my home town. Used to have lots of fun there, with my girl Pam Smart who split to New York.

    • Ray Fowler
      March 24, 2017 at 2:18 pm

      Yeah dude! What ever happened to Mrs. Smart… We used to drink Zimas with her in the high school A/V room… She was dope as shit!

    • Emily
      March 24, 2017 at 7:20 pm

      HAHAHAHA this is an awesome comment. Pam’s still in New York State I believe.

    • Heidi Johnson
      March 26, 2017 at 7:06 am

      Haha ‘ur gf Pam smart’. Lol. Hampton Beach for life!

  • ZephyrCat
    March 24, 2017 at 1:55 pm

    You would never know by looking at them. *Snicker*

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