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Neckbearded Nudnik Weymouth Rapper Who Threatened To “Merc” TB, Fornicate With Turtleboy Women, Arrested For Breaking Into Cars In Weymouth

Neckbearded Nudnik Weymouth Rapper Who Threatened To “Merc” TB, Fornicate With Turtleboy Women, Arrested For Breaking Into Cars In Weymouth

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A few months back we did a death threat of the week blog on this chicken dinner from Weymouth:

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Of course he’s a rapper too:

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So you know he meant business.

Anyway, Derek Winslow was back in the news today:

 Weymouth man was arrested early Tuesday morning and charged with breaking into multiple cars at the Weymouth Commons apartment complex, police said. Derek J. Winslow, 20, from Lee Street, was charged with three counts of felony breaking and entering in the nighttime and being a minor in possession of alcohol. He is expected to be arraigned Tuesday in Quincy District Court. Around 12:40 a.m., police received a call stating that someone was entering cars in the parking lot of 78 Donald St. When officers arrived they found Winslow in the area, who matched the description that the witness gave, police said. Police soon discovered that Winslow had broken into multiple vehicles and was placed under arrest, police said.

This is the kind of person who doesn’t like Turtleboy Sports. A scum maggot rapper who breaks into car when he isn’t playing with the maple syrup lodged in his neckbeard.

Funny part is that the other kid featured in that death threat of the day blog is actually a pretty decent dude, who is now riding the turtle. Because you can go one of two ways when you end up on Turtleboy. You can jump on board the turtle, or you can continue being a scumbag. Derek Winslow has chosen the latter. “Where are the now?” Turtleboy blogs are my favorite blogs to write.

 

 

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12 Comment(s)
  • It's M.E.
    August 27, 2018 at 11:27 am

    …and now he’s dead. Found unresponsive in a cheap Nantasket Beach hotel room.

  • Sam Schmott
    September 27, 2017 at 1:24 pm

    His new name is Derek Slow.

  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    September 27, 2017 at 3:59 am

    I would imagine he couldn’t run very far if the cops gave chase. Less than a block and the fat tub of shit would be doubled over, wheezing, and saying he can’t breathe.

    But he’s also white, so nobody would give a shit if the cops beat his lard ass.

    • Webster Turtle Rider
      September 27, 2017 at 9:05 am

      Oh yeah. No one cares about white on white crime. It’s a free pass.

  • True Reality Speaks
    Mirror Mirror
    September 26, 2017 at 8:51 pm

    Sounds like Mommy skipped Junior’s allowance this week.

  • Sally
    September 26, 2017 at 4:58 pm

    I wonder if this is how he finances his glorious “Rapping career”

  • Irishcurse
    September 26, 2017 at 4:20 pm

    I am sure all the black guys in jail will make the brother welcome.

  • mitch
    September 26, 2017 at 3:41 pm

    do i have that thar street cred yet???

  • ElJefe72
    ElJefe72
    September 26, 2017 at 3:18 pm

    This will probably still not be the last time he’s featured on TB.

  • Dean Wormer
    September 26, 2017 at 2:56 pm

  • They call me Ponch
    September 26, 2017 at 2:28 pm

    Dammit Ma! I got my headgear on!

    • September 27, 2017 at 5:17 am

      That there boy Derek is my son ah yup. His real name be Jedediah Yoder ah yup and he be Amish. Use to milk the male pigs com a breeding time said he gonna make it big in that there music rap. He an outsider now and left our Amish farm while back. Tell him to come back home we need them sows bred and some barn rasing at the Miller farm ah yep. Y’all buy our Amish fireplace now ya hear, Winter a comin

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