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No Justice: Charges Dismissed For Somerville’s MC NoShowerz Accused Of Beating 13 Week Puppy So Badly It Nearly Lost A Leg

The courts have failed to bring yet another alleged animal abuser to justice, as charges have been dismissed against this greasy waste of space for an  April 14th incident that nearly cost a 13-week-old puppy her leg. And according to this Facebook post, he may be at it again.

CASE HAS BEEN DISMISSED 😡 On October 29th Jamal Escobar, of SOMERVILLE, recently arrested for Animal Creulty, was caught by multiple witnesses beating his new puppy and then bringing it in the house where he beat it further and witnesses could hear screams from inside the apartment. Escobar has a long criminal history according to a simple google search. How is this man allowed to walk free? His last puppy, Ellie, a 9 week old female pitbull puppy was beat so badly she suffered a near amputation of her leg which required intensive treatments and a long recovery. Thankfully she got adopted to a new home. Where is the Justice for Ellie and the poor puppy being beat today? The court system failed by dismissing the case and allowed him to have the ability to purchase a new puppy to abuse. Please help SOMERVILLE PD and ANIMAL CONTROL take this puppy to safety after the court system failed!”


A career criminal possibly re-offending after our “compassionate” (read: neutered) justice system cut him free? Color me shocked. It’s not like his April 2019 charges were heinous in nature or anything.


“An Everett man accused of beating a 13-week-old pit bull so severely that the bones in its right leg are broken and its ligaments are severely damaged faced a judge on Thursday.

Jamal Escobar, 25, was arraigned on an animal cruelty charge after his girlfriend told police he injured the animal while tearing apart an apartment in Somerville.

The dog, since renamed Ellie, is now being cared for by Everett Animal Control.

Everett Animal Control Officer Stacia Gorgone said its injuries are severe.

“She does whimper if she walks on the leg too much, so she’s restricted. She can’t play like a normal dog,” she said. “She can’t use any stairs. I have to pick her up to take her outside to go to the bathroom.

A Somerville police report details that the woman told officers Escobar abused the dog, saying: “She was in the shower and heard what sounded like the dog being struck. She then heard the dog crying. The dog had been limping after the incident.”

Gorgone said, “she wants love. It’s a shame this happened.”

Now a veterinarian will decide whether Ellie’s leg will have to be amputated.

“If you beat up a human and they lose their limb, it’s pretty bad, so the same for a dog,” Gorgone said.

Police say a day after they found Ellie, her owner asked them to drop all charges against Escobar, claiming he did not hurt the dog, but prosecutors have moved forward, accusing Escobar of animal cruelty.

“I think she’ll recover well and hopefully forget this happened to her,” Gorgone said.

Escobar returns to court on Friday.”


Osama Bin Unwashed alleged beat this poor, sweet little thing so badly she nearly a lost a leg. Disgusting.


And he looks like such a fine, upstanding citizen and all.


You’ll never guess what he does for “work”.


Uploading 60 second clips of himself murdering the English language to “Boston Free Radio” – presumably because no one is ever, ever going to pay for that shit. It would appear even MC NoSoap understands this to some degree.

Nope, Sleazus Christ. No love for you, indeed. Yet another alleged animal abuser let off scot-free by the “compassionate” Massachusetts judicial system. These animals can’t speak for themselves, they depend on us. We’re failing them at every turn. This is appalling – almost as appalling as “East Ville Esco’s” personal hygiene and pathetic rap career.


For some added context, it appears this incident involved domestic violence, which is presumably why the charges were dropped. Don’t worry, though – he’s not sorry at all.


As we’ve been over a billion and one times by now with Josh “Bitchtits” Abrams, you simply cannot be found innocent in a court of law – only guilty or not guilty. So even with these latest charges dismissed, I have no qualms in objectively stating that MC Scabies is not innocent, dismissal be damned. He’s not. And his criminal record sure seems to indicate that he’s the type to beat the everloving dog piss out of a tiny little puppy.


Like, these violent charges from 2017, for instance.


Or the time he was featured on Turtleboy after being arrested for disorderly conduct and going full-on “Fuck The Po-leese”.


Or how about that 2012 shooting arrest in Fall River?


Yeah, seems like a really great guy. It’s not like a quick look through his Facebook page reveals an ignorant hoodbooger with an anger management problem or anything.


Just kidding. This loser is such a loose cannon that even 5g networks set him off. He’s really going places with his life.



Just not into any showers. The real tragedy here (besides his pathetic “rap career” and numerous hairstyles, of course) is that a violent career criminal whom allegedly did this


To this sweet little helpless puppy:


Is not only out and walking around free, he’s still free to do this to another one. We have to do better than this. Too often are these animal abusing slugrakes just allowed to go off with a slap on the wrist and re-offender. We need to remember – someone who can do something like this to a dog, most certainly can do it to a person as well. And a dog can’t speak up for itself.

39 Comment(s)
  • Roger
    October 31, 2019 at 7:54 am

    He’ll be dead soon anyway. Fuck em

  • Capt Woof
    October 30, 2019 at 8:38 pm

    They need to send Trumps hero dog to take out him out, nut sack first…

  • SER
    October 30, 2019 at 7:50 pm

    Never know when some Crazy bitch Will Snap and retaliate for the poor dog.
    Maybe Soon.

  • Sandy
    October 30, 2019 at 6:44 pm

    He looks like John belushi just before the fat cocksucker over dosed

  • John Blutarsky
    October 30, 2019 at 5:44 pm

    Shove a bayonet up this fucking homo’s ass and let him bleed to death. A fitting punishment for this turd.

  • TheRifleman
    October 30, 2019 at 5:41 pm

    Some people’s ole shouldn’t be allowed to own any type of pet , not even a fish or an ant for that matter.

    • TheRifleman
      October 30, 2019 at 5:46 pm

      Some people shouldn’t be allowed to own a fish or even an ant as a pet. Clarified.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    October 30, 2019 at 3:53 pm

    Someone needs to find this greasy spic cocksucker and do the same to him.
    Old school.
    Baseball bat to the kneecaps.
    And after he’s down, give them a twist or two for good measure.
    Fucking greaseball cocksucker!
    And don’t even get me started on the useless slug-rake Judge !

    • Ray Patriarca
      Ray Patriarca
      October 30, 2019 at 6:05 pm

      Silly me.
      …..on second thought, I don’t wanna see him crippled. If he’s crippled, we are going to have to pay for his filthy ass for decades and decades. John Blutarsky has the right idea. Let the greasy mongrel bleed out painfully and slowly from his dirty ass.

      • george costanza
        Pauly Walnuts
        October 30, 2019 at 10:50 pm

        You fanook…you getting soft on me?.jk I love ya

  • hartf811
    Father Dimmock
    October 30, 2019 at 3:47 pm

    Step out of your house spicy shitstain and look behind you……every time.
    I know where you live and the car you drive.
    I have a bat already my car; a #35 that is targeted on the back of your head. You will never see it coming.
    I’ve been tracking you since the story broke. I see you every day.
    After I crack your skull, if you get up, I will trash your whole dirtbag family and thuglife friends. I may only be able to clean out a small part of Sommerville but I will start with you fragile egg and work on from there. When you are sitting in the ABI room of your group home ringing your little bell because youre sitting in shit and need to be changed; remember the puppy.

    • Jeff J
      Deserves Nothing But......
      October 30, 2019 at 6:54 pm


  • Crispy C
    October 30, 2019 at 3:26 pm

    Bitch looks like a fuckin terrorist.

  • Natasha
    October 30, 2019 at 3:12 pm

    Grown man using Snapchat filters

  • First Time Caller
    October 30, 2019 at 3:06 pm

    Which liberal jackass judge let him off?

  • Dig Catcher Blues
    October 30, 2019 at 2:55 pm

    Why does the dog catcher have a Police badge and uniform on.? She’s not a cop I never understood why that is allowed.

    • hartf811
      October 30, 2019 at 4:10 pm

      That’s important to the story, MORON. Hope you break your kneecap tonight tripping over your stupidity.

      • Your Mom
        October 30, 2019 at 8:16 pm

        This is America and they can say whatever they want here. Apparently you’re the stupid one fuckface

        • DudeRanchStripClub
          October 31, 2019 at 8:23 am

          Read what you wrote, think about it real hard, then apply it to yourself. Live up to your standards of others, ya dumb cunt.

  • ninja turtleboy
    October 30, 2019 at 2:39 pm

    this career criminal had the nerve to call out verizon for releasing 5g, saying it’ll harm children, as if his entire existence isn’t a hazard to society.

  • SMH
    October 30, 2019 at 2:29 pm

    Clearly he can’t speak/write English, so the DA fears ICE will deport him back to Rachistan, losing a Democrat voter.

  • Roscoe
    October 30, 2019 at 2:14 pm

    TB. Move on nobody gives a fuck about some filthy spic beating a pit bull

    • First Time Caller
      Roscoe sucks donkey dick
      October 30, 2019 at 2:55 pm

      Fuck you, bonehead

      • Roscoe
        October 30, 2019 at 3:05 pm

        Roscoe sucks donkey dick

        The only one sucking donkey dick is your mother
        I hear she used to adopt stray dogs and sexually abuse them

        • Jeff J
          Roscoe, Get Off Your Sister
          October 30, 2019 at 6:58 pm

          You must be that “nobody” because I’m sure there’s many people who “give a fuck” about the dog. Asshole!!

  • Emily
    October 30, 2019 at 2:05 pm

    Someone somewhere is going to put this POS out of his misery. I can only hope sooner than later.
    How you treat an animal is all I need to know about you. Yet again the courts failed… this is a case of blind justice. Our Court system needs an overhaul….to put it mildly
    Praying for the pup.
    There’s a special place in hell waiting for this POS

  • Christopher Lettiere
    October 30, 2019 at 1:57 pm

    Fuck this guy.

    But, this should piss you off more:

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    October 30, 2019 at 1:51 pm

    I find Jamal’s zippy cadence and thought provoking verse mesmerizing. He truly is an incredible talent.

  • gbjhddhjh
    October 30, 2019 at 1:48 pm

    Jamal Escobar, of SOMERVILLE,’ s mother shoudl have Aborted you

    but ur mother whore is a shiit head like YOU
    its called shit dumping out shit out ouf a cuunt

    if this dirbag’s neck was under my foot. i would gladly stomp on it.

  • randiguy2006
    Say what?
    October 30, 2019 at 1:44 pm

    How about reporting WHY the charges were dropped?

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    October 30, 2019 at 1:36 pm

    Where is Paul Kersey when we need him?

    Animals like this who have proven they contribute zero to society need to be eradicated.

  • P Disguisee
    Osama Rodrigues
    October 30, 2019 at 1:33 pm

    Glad to see the TERRORIST-CHIC look is making a comeback

  • Woof
    October 30, 2019 at 1:00 pm

    A society is judged by how they treat the weak the poor and animals. Whatever culture this pice of shit is from is garbage. Hopefully karma catches up yo this bitch and bites a hole in him.

    • randiguy2006
      October 30, 2019 at 1:47 pm

      How do we treat our poor?

      • Doobie Houser
        October 30, 2019 at 2:15 pm

        We treat our poor better than any other civilization in the known universe. Look at how fat they are. They’re round. They could have their own gravitational fields. Our poor are given taxpayer-funded cell phones, taxpayer-funded housing, taxpayer funded “fuel assistance.” We take care of their offspring from cradle to grave. They all have Xbox-Ones with the latest games. Our poor have it fucking great. They leech off the backs of taxpayers like feudal lords leech off the labor of serfs. They “takers” have the “makers” bent over a fucking barrel. To be poor in America, especially Massachusetts, is a fucking blessing. The poor in America are richer than 80% of people on earth. Change my mind.

  • Nice Hair
    October 30, 2019 at 12:57 pm

    How does he find the time to style his hair and beard? Isn’t he busy going to work and being productive with his life?

  • Christopher Lettiere
    October 30, 2019 at 12:52 pm

    “We have to do better than this.”

    I have a thought, STOP voting Democrat!!

  • Lou P
    Lou P
    October 30, 2019 at 12:46 pm

    His type belong on the front line in Afghanistan. The highest worth this poopstain could ever attain is to be sacrificed to the enemy.

      October 31, 2019 at 9:38 am

      Which side? In looking at Escobar, it is easy to think that his enemy is the people of the United States.

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