Blue Jays Fans Throw Beers On Babies, Act Like Savages, Make Baseball Fun Again
Toronto Blue Jays fans just revived everyone’s faith in baseball with their debaucherous performance tonight in a Game 5 victory. Want…
Toronto Blue Jays fans just revived everyone’s faith in baseball with their debaucherous performance tonight in a Game 5 victory. Want…
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Turtleboy Investigates went to the abandoned parking lot between Beaver Brook Park and Park Ave to check out what exactly was…
Anyone who thinks Hillary Clinton didn’t come out on top in that debate tonight doesn’t understand how grownup world works. …
Pro tip – if you’re gonna drive home shitfaced, make sure you don’t live broadcast it on social media so the…
In a real story that happened in real life, a woman sued her 8 year old nephew for $127,000 because…
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There’s a lot of hippie towns in Massachusetts and Turtleboy would probably lose his mind in all of them. So…
It has come to this – the anti-Patriots butthurt has started a war on Patriots fans after a Cowboys fan…
Obviously the Patriots can’t win on their own, so when you see a score like 30-6 over the Cowboys you…
Crime in Charlton is out of control. Want to have your business advert seen by over 1.2 million people per…
Pro tip – if you are going to put your wedding proposal picture on the Internet, make sure you get rid…
Before Dallas Cowboy’s linebacker Greg Hardy has even played one game since serving a four-game suspension for beating up his…
Chivalry is not dead! This tragic love story, that comes to us from the armpit of earth, Brockton, MA, sounds like it…
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Joe Petty was Melinda Boone’s biggest enabler and #1 fan. Let’s look at all the lies he told in Boone’s…