Giants Fan Getting Knocked Out By Eagles Fan Is Such Beautiful Darwinism
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Wussification Of America: Wachusett High School Cancels Class Ranks Because Everyone’s A Winner
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Turtleboy’s Top 11 Ghettoest Liquor Stores In Worcester
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Glorious Indiana Lights Ex-Gf’s House, Dances On Burning Roof For Cameras
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Turns Out “Reverend” Aaron Payson Purposely Lied To The City Council Last Night
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Turtleboy Tuesdays Podcast: Shitty Coffee, White Privilege, Patriots, Petty
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Breaking News: Mosaic Audit Has Come Back Dirty Just Like We Knew It Would
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Butthurt Colts Fan’s Asterisk Project GoFundMe Wants To Raise $10 Million For Patriots Butthurt
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UMass Doctor Taking Pictures Of Women Dumping In The Bathroom Must Have Really Bad Wifi
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Principal Cancels Middle School Class Elections Because Winners Weren’t Diverse Enough
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City Council, Fake Pastors Can’t Stop Talking About Turtleboy’s Hitler Parody Video
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Brockton Honor’s Student Punches Stoughton Cop In The Face After Stealing Car From Pembroke
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Today’s Episode Of Worcester Is Safe: Armed Home Invasion Involving Kids, 7 Gunmen And Pepper Spray
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Four Rules to Remember About “Conservatives”
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I Could Watch This Greek Euro-Weenie Soccer Player Repeatedly Get Dropped From A Stretcher All Day
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Wonders Of The Woo: Exploring The Abandoned Price Chopper On Mill Street
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Vine Famous Hippie Just Become Turtleboy’s Most Powerful Nemesis To Date
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Cambridge Having A “Stand With Ahmed” Clock Workshop For Children After He Met With War Criminal President Of Sudan
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“Fuck DCF, Fuck WPD” Fence Update: We Were Right And Owner Explains Why She Keeps Changing The Words
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Top 11 Ways The Patriots Cheated To Beat The Colts
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