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Pervy Pinterest Nudist And Sex Offender Abidan Rivera Has A Thing For Flashing Children In Stores Repeatedly, Massachusetts Judges Decide That’s Just Fine By Them Because The MA Justice System Is A Joke

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I think by now, everyone is pretty fed up with how the justice system in Massachusetts has taken a nose dive into an abyss of absolute fuckery.  Repeat offenders being allowed to roam the streets and do whatever the hell they feel like is just a thing now. Well, this asshole right here is another example of the justice system gone wrong. Meet Abidan Rivera, his hobbies include flashing children his teeny weenie, and that’s about it:

Of course he reproduced, and of course he presents himself on Facebook as a fantastic family man. Except this “family man” is a registered sex offender who has a history of creeping up on little girls, pulling his shorts down and whipping his dick out in Wal-Mart, and most recently Savers in Norwood:

I’m fucking shocked that he’s from Taunton, aren’t you? He’s now moved on to Boston, though. I guess he just one-upped the Norwood Spunk Trumpet for being the worst thing to ever happen there. That’s one hell of a feat.

This is all the Patch had to say about that:

This happened just last month, they forgot to include the fact that this particular sleezebag specimen has been doing this since at least 2015. Here’s another lovely excerpt from CBS Boston, this incident is from 2016:

Stop right there. This dumpster full of dicks has a history of exposing himself all over the state of Massachusetts, is a registered sex offender, and he’s trying to play the “I have crabs.” card!? Hell no. When you’re an adult and you have an itch in your nether regions, you don’t go to the toy isle to take care of it. That’s what the discount isle is for.

What we heard from our sources is that one of this guy’s victim’s mother was contacted by the district attorney to be notified that he had done this again, because that’s what happens with these cases. When it’s a sex crime, which this absolutey is, victims are informed when their attacker goes and does that shit again. The mother was informed that the court was going to do nothing which sounds about right since when you consider what state this happened in. They did dick about a guy who whips out his dick. Fantastic.

We were also informed that when he was in court, he was not only smirking while the mother read her victim’s impact statement (props to moms for not going to prison for murder) but that he was let off by Quincy Judge Orfanello, a female judge, and told to keep on going to his creep meetings and to continue doing whatever he had to after his first arrest. That’s it. No jail time, no probabtion, not even a fine. Serial dick whipper who gets caught on camera doing this to an 8-year-old gets to walk out of the court room and presumably into Savers to windmill his puny pecker.


Let’s get back to his hobbies, shall we? I wonder what a guy like this has pinned on Pinterest?


Well, slap my ass and call me granny! I never would have thought that a serial flasher would also be into feeling the wind betwix his cheeks as a nudist. Listen, it’s that’s your thing…fine. There’s a huge difference between naked hippies doing naked hippie things around other consenting adult hippies. The whole nudist family with kids thing kinda freaks me out, but if it’s all innocent, then whatever. This guy isn’t an innocent hippie. He’s a fucking creep who drops his drawers in stores strictly to get off on exposing himself to babies.

“What are you afraid of?”…you, Abidan Rivera, I’m afraid of you. Everyone should be afraid of you and your devious dick flapping about. You’re too fucked up and disgusting to be allowed to be a nudist. You’re the type of asshole who needs an iron chastity belt, locked up with the key thrown away. Somebody get on that.

Get this:

This guy tried to explain away why his pee pee was dangling in front of a couple of kids by saying he was a naturalist who won’t wear skivvies, and while freeballing he had to readjust his coin purse and that caused his dick to fall out of his shorts in front of a mother and her two children…

At least he was banned from Uber. Can you imagine if you ordered an Uber and this motherfucker was your driver? I can, but  I refuse.

The most concerning part of this story, aside from the complete lack of any consequences, is that this guy has a wife and two children. If he’s totally comfortable with showing off his shlong to kids he doesn’t know, what is he doing at home? He has to be walking around naked in his own home, but you know damn well none of that is benign. He’s not only a danger to society, he’s a danger to his own children and all that is unacceptable. You would think after taking into consideration that he’s done this at least three times before and shows no signs of stopping, coupled with the fact that he has children, that a judge would sentence him to something other than “You’re good, fam!”.

I know that there’s no curing or rehabilitating sex offenders, but there has to be a penalty for habitual pervy predators. Knowing that they’ll get off after getting off just gives them the confidence of knowing there’s nothing bad that can happen to them. Fuck that noise! This guy is just WAITING to do this again.

That is the face of a gunt of a “man” who just doesn’t give one single fuck about anything but his own sick desire to show kids his dick. He’s not going to stop.

Just know that this guy is walking around, ready to expose himself to any child he comes into contact with. It goes without saying to keep your kids close when you’re out, but keep them even closer if you’re in the toy isle of any Boston area store. I know, I like to let mine roam around the isle and pick out whatever cheap China-made piece of shit that’ll end up in my attic, too. Not when this pervatron is also roaming around, though. he knows he can get away with it again as long as shady judges rule the land of the law and that’s bullshit.

Abidan Rivera, I hope your dick falls off and gets eaten by a rabid raccoon while you’re on a nudist retreat far away from any medical assistance. It’s only nature taking its course.




14 Comment(s)
  • Ray Patriarca
    It's all about the (D)
    October 13, 2018 at 9:30 pm

    Fucking liberals in this state have caused this mess. Keep electing and reelecting these cretin Democrats, who pushed thru these latest bail reform laws. To these cretin Democrats, it’s all about “fairness” for these criminals. For the victims ? Just a giant middle finger and a fuck you.
    People piss and moan in this state about lax laws, an unresponsive judiciary and being taxed into poverty….. yet they keep on voting the (D) !
    Yep ! Keep reelecting the same folks who keep fucking you in the ass ! Makes sense to me !
    WTFU !

  • Billy Weewee
    October 13, 2018 at 6:08 am

    Pee pee smoochers cannot be “cured”, but tend to do worse and worse things to recapture the initial thrill of acts like these. Chemical castration is fine if monitored, which most of these family men are not, and only a well guarded island, akin to Alcatraz, is where they should be put, working for their food and board until their death.

  • Chester
    October 12, 2018 at 8:11 pm

    Wait until we have unisex free-for-all bathrooms in places where the general public/riffraff spend time.

    This is one out of many weird mother fuckers who get off from people’s reaction to them pulling out their cock and balls.

    Enjoy it, libs.

  • InsertScreenNameHere
    Got it backwards....
    October 12, 2018 at 6:27 pm

    His dick needs to be eaten by a rabid raccoon FIRST, and THEN it can fall off…

  • No on 3
    October 12, 2018 at 6:02 pm

    He is voting Yes on Question 3.

  • Abidan Rivera Cousin
    October 12, 2018 at 2:53 pm

    Come on Manch, admit it, you’d love to watch Abidan Rivera smacking his meat in front of you? There is nothing more sexier, more erotic, more of a “hey, I respect you for the woman you are,” than a guy banging away at his flesh horn. The only risk is you have to make sure and duck once he nears wanting to give you the big prize! And even that can be a unifying event if played out right. Some take it as a compliment, others take it as a big gooey sticky mess that’s not easy to clean off (See Smokin Aces Two, “haha, the roll of the cinnamon, it’s dah jizz,” Hugo there isnt a f’in laundry detergent that will get that out.” So watch it Manch, it hits the hair, forget it, you’ll have little Abidan Riveras ameebas running around your head like lice. hahahhahahhahhahhah

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Mike Barnicle
    October 12, 2018 at 2:29 pm

    Abidan is good people. I used to see waiting for the bus out on Morrissey Blvd. and I would always stop and talk. He always expressed his love for children. Great guy.

  • Scott
    October 12, 2018 at 1:42 pm

    Check out liveleak for how Mehico deals with these skidmarks. Zip ties, lighter fluid, match.

    No wonder he was smiling.

  • Rockets Redglare
    October 12, 2018 at 1:35 pm

    Chemical castration anyone?

  • Judge dread
    October 12, 2018 at 12:21 pm

    Wait banned from Uber? I thought being a sex offender would automatically ban you from Uber. Uber is such a fucking frat house of a company.

    Being let off without any punishment will further enable him. It’s only a matter of time he will go the child rape/kidnapping route. Put him in the fucking ground.

  • Me
    October 12, 2018 at 11:47 am

    Aisle, not isle.

  • mopey63
    October 12, 2018 at 11:20 am

    Great article Manch,
    Love the gifs! awesome job. Wish Baker would do something about these judges though. Someone has to do something about these career criminals.

  • Lou P
    Lou P
    October 12, 2018 at 11:13 am

    This can be very simple:   this POS is 5’2” and weighs 130’
    This case calls for good old-fashioned justice to be administered.
    It won’t take an average guy long to break his arms so that he can never reach for his teeny wiener.

    • mopey63
      October 12, 2018 at 11:22 am

      Lou P, Loupey?

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