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I think by now, everyone is pretty fed up with how the justice system in Massachusetts has taken a nose dive into an abyss of absolute fuckery. Repeat offenders being allowed to roam the streets and do whatever the hell they feel like is just a thing now. Well, this asshole right here is another example of the justice system gone wrong. Meet Abidan Rivera, his hobbies include flashing children his teeny weenie, and that’s about it:
Of course he reproduced, and of course he presents himself on Facebook as a fantastic family man. Except this “family man” is a registered sex offender who has a history of creeping up on little girls, pulling his shorts down and whipping his dick out in Wal-Mart, and most recently Savers in Norwood:
I’m fucking shocked that he’s from Taunton, aren’t you? He’s now moved on to Boston, though. I guess he just one-upped the Norwood Spunk Trumpet for being the worst thing to ever happen there. That’s one hell of a feat.
This is all the Patch had to say about that:
This happened just last month, they forgot to include the fact that this particular sleezebag specimen has been doing this since at least 2015. Here’s another lovely excerpt from CBS Boston, this incident is from 2016:
Stop right there. This dumpster full of dicks has a history of exposing himself all over the state of Massachusetts, is a registered sex offender, and he’s trying to play the “I have crabs.” card!? Hell no. When you’re an adult and you have an itch in your nether regions, you don’t go to the toy isle to take care of it. That’s what the discount isle is for.
What we heard from our sources is that one of this guy’s victim’s mother was contacted by the district attorney to be notified that he had done this again, because that’s what happens with these cases. When it’s a sex crime, which this absolutey is, victims are informed when their attacker goes and does that shit again. The mother was informed that the court was going to do nothing which sounds about right since when you consider what state this happened in. They did dick about a guy who whips out his dick. Fantastic.
We were also informed that when he was in court, he was not only smirking while the mother read her victim’s impact statement (props to moms for not going to prison for murder) but that he was let off by Quincy Judge Orfanello, a female judge, and told to keep on going to his creep meetings and to continue doing whatever he had to after his first arrest. That’s it. No jail time, no probabtion, not even a fine. Serial dick whipper who gets caught on camera doing this to an 8-year-old gets to walk out of the court room and presumably into Savers to windmill his puny pecker.
Let’s get back to his hobbies, shall we? I wonder what a guy like this has pinned on Pinterest?
Well, slap my ass and call me granny! I never would have thought that a serial flasher would also be into feeling the wind betwix his cheeks as a nudist. Listen, it’s that’s your thing…fine. There’s a huge difference between naked hippies doing naked hippie things around other consenting adult hippies. The whole nudist family with kids thing kinda freaks me out, but if it’s all innocent, then whatever. This guy isn’t an innocent hippie. He’s a fucking creep who drops his drawers in stores strictly to get off on exposing himself to babies.
“What are you afraid of?”…you, Abidan Rivera, I’m afraid of you. Everyone should be afraid of you and your devious dick flapping about. You’re too fucked up and disgusting to be allowed to be a nudist. You’re the type of asshole who needs an iron chastity belt, locked up with the key thrown away. Somebody get on that.
This guy tried to explain away why his pee pee was dangling in front of a couple of kids by saying he was a naturalist who won’t wear skivvies, and while freeballing he had to readjust his coin purse and that caused his dick to fall out of his shorts in front of a mother and her two children…
At least he was banned from Uber. Can you imagine if you ordered an Uber and this motherfucker was your driver? I can, but I refuse.
The most concerning part of this story, aside from the complete lack of any consequences, is that this guy has a wife and two children. If he’s totally comfortable with showing off his shlong to kids he doesn’t know, what is he doing at home? He has to be walking around naked in his own home, but you know damn well none of that is benign. He’s not only a danger to society, he’s a danger to his own children and all that is unacceptable. You would think after taking into consideration that he’s done this at least three times before and shows no signs of stopping, coupled with the fact that he has children, that a judge would sentence him to something other than “You’re good, fam!”.
I know that there’s no curing or rehabilitating sex offenders, but there has to be a penalty for habitual pervy predators. Knowing that they’ll get off after getting off just gives them the confidence of knowing there’s nothing bad that can happen to them. Fuck that noise! This guy is just WAITING to do this again.
That is the face of a gunt of a “man” who just doesn’t give one single fuck about anything but his own sick desire to show kids his dick. He’s not going to stop.
Just know that this guy is walking around, ready to expose himself to any child he comes into contact with. It goes without saying to keep your kids close when you’re out, but keep them even closer if you’re in the toy isle of any Boston area store. I know, I like to let mine roam around the isle and pick out whatever cheap China-made piece of shit that’ll end up in my attic, too. Not when this pervatron is also roaming around, though. he knows he can get away with it again as long as shady judges rule the land of the law and that’s bullshit.
Abidan Rivera, I hope your dick falls off and gets eaten by a rabid raccoon while you’re on a nudist retreat far away from any medical assistance. It’s only nature taking its course.