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Previously Turtleboy Famous Junkbox Boy Toy Of Dorchester Narcan Fairy Gets Out Of Jail, Runs Over Wareham Firefighter Because He’s Got The “Disease”

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Two months ago we published this blog about the Dorchester Narcan Fairy, who had gone viral last summer when she was found passed out in her car, and who was later revealed to be a backpage hooker.

In the months thereafter she was arrested multiple times, often with her boy toy Paul Durgin:

On December 6 he still had a month left in jail:

But since this is Massachusetts our court system decided to release him back into the general population. Because……fuck you. That’s why. Now he’s back in the news and back on Turtleboy because he ran over a fire fighter and left him there to die:

A man was arrested Monday for allegedly crashing his car into an on-duty Onset firefighter  Friday night and fleeing the scene. The crash happened around 7 p.m., during the height of the nor’easter, on Cranberry Highway near Onset Avenue.

“At the time, we were worried he was not going to survive,” Onset Fire Chief Raymond Goodwin said.

Firefighter Marc Granato was wearing his reflective gear and helmet at a traffic incident when he was hit.

“All of a sudden a car comes flying down the left lane and just went through the tape and cones. Next thing i know, i seen the firefighter get hit and tossed into the air,”a witness said.

The driver fled the scene in a gray Subaru Forester, but investigators say they were able to track him down later thanks to the Text-a-Tip program.

“Wareham Police Department does have a Text-a-Tip line, they received a Text-a-Tip saying that a person who struck the firefighter, is staying at a motel in Centerville,” the prosecutor said.

When police responded to the Knights Inn, they found a vehicle with damage matching the description of the car that hit Granato and arrested 28-year-old Paul J. Durgin of Sandwich. Durgin has been charged with leaving the scene of an accident and assault & battery. The judge set his bail at $125,000.

It’s not his fault he ran over a contributing member of society. He’s got that “disease.” The one that makes you buy designer outfits at Walmart that blend in with the floor.

Purchase a pit bull.

And generally pose for every picture you’ve ever taken like a complete asshole.

But please, tell me more about how we shouldn’t lock these people up because junkboxes don’t belong in jail. They’re much better off in the streets where they can drive cars directly into first responders.

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24 Comment(s)
  • LocalYokel
    March 8, 2018 at 4:35 pm

    Its only one picture, but dang it if the firefighter doesn’t look like he’s 8 miles high too. Man…

  • LibTard
    March 7, 2018 at 9:58 pm

    Thank you liberal judges! Instead why not leave such waste products in jail where they are more likely to stay clean and less likely to hurt others? Taxpayers are paying for them in the can or outside in welfare hotels, on food stamps, SSDI, and in/out of detox/rehab, so better to keep them inside.

  • Justin Case
    March 7, 2018 at 4:32 pm

    There’s thousands of these shitbirds roaming free all over MA, especially on the South Shore where being a useless junkie criminal is apparently a full-time job. If one more person tries telling me that snorting or injecting illegal drugs into one’s body is a “disease” or “epidemic” I will throw up. Influenza or Polio is an epidemic, some idiot doing heroin is just an idiot,

  • Chip Striker
    March 7, 2018 at 1:59 pm

    He’s made one bad decision after another. Now a guy who did it right is in the hospital because of this moron.

    Put him down before he does kill someone.

    Fuck all of you straight brimmed, chin strap pit bull buying pussies.

  • Captain Trips
    March 7, 2018 at 1:36 pm

    Thanks for letting him out of jail!

    Whoever was responsible for letting him out should pay 100% of the victim’s medical expenses plus pain and suffering

    • The DEVAL.
      March 7, 2018 at 7:40 pm

      Hey what’s your beef! I appointed all these awesome judges. I’m gonna run in 2020! Didn’t you see me portrayed in patriots day for 72 seconds! I’m. The. Man.

      Here comes the hot stepper. Still love you like that. Here comes the hot steppa.

  • Kanacke Hasser
    March 7, 2018 at 11:22 am

    Go after that waste with a bonesaw.

  • William Lynch
    March 7, 2018 at 10:56 am

    At some point we need to realize these people can’t be left on the street. Whether its a drug problem or a mental health problem. Sure let’s depend on people with a mental illness to take meds and police themselves makes a lot of sense. Mental asylums need to be brought back for the mentally ill and addicts. Who cares about their rights, they forfitted those the moment they put the public in danger by just existing.

  • EatABag
    March 7, 2018 at 10:06 am

    This piece of shit hit my friend and he can Eat a whole barrel of dicks, choke and die.

  • Rick Shaw
    March 7, 2018 at 9:20 am

    The judges who let these pieces of shit out should be disbarred.

    • R
      March 7, 2018 at 1:51 pm

      That’s like 55 gallons. That’s a lot. [Owen Wilson] Wow.

  • Brian Albrecht
    March 7, 2018 at 9:15 am


    • Bret
      March 7, 2018 at 9:33 am

      Ain’t you got dicks to suck bitchboy? Go back to work boy, those cocks ain’t gunna suck themselves ya cunt…lol

      • Lucy
        March 10, 2018 at 4:49 pm

        You should really learn how to speak English. Just because you are obviously “mentally challenged” doesn’t mean you’re mother couldn’t come off the dick for a few days…well, in your case, years, to teach you.

  • tonisha
    March 7, 2018 at 8:42 am

    This fucker hit my friend

  • Trump shaker #maga
    March 7, 2018 at 7:52 am

    Check baby one check baby one.

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    Support ya’ trump!

  • z
    March 7, 2018 at 7:19 am

    I wasn’t aware that having the “disease” meant you were automatically a sociopath.

    See, I have sympathy for someone who is hooked. That’s it. The “disease” doesn’t mean you go off the rails on every other aspect of your life.

    I really don’t believe that the “disease” turns you into this. This was there all the time.

    I don’t wish death on anyone with the “disease”. What I do wish for is that they hit bottom where they have 3 choices.

    1. Off themselves.
    2. Continue on with what got them where they are.
    3. Fuck this, I’m going to change.

    I hope they pick #3.
    You can’t make them take choice #3. It will never work.
    Trust me, rock bottom sucks. If you can bounce off the bottom, everything else in life is gravy. Not perfect, because life isn’t perfect.

    • TC
      March 7, 2018 at 9:50 pm

      You can have all the sympathy for someone you want. This jerk has a nice long rap sheet, which includes multiple offenses of driving while suspended, as in this case as well. He has no interest in changing which is very apparent by his behavior when he fled the scene after driving around the engine and thru the coned off area, hitting Mark.
      Let me know if you still have sympathy for someone with “the disease” when they run your child over because they haven’t hit rock bottom yet in order to pick one of your 3 choices.

  • Well, No Shit
    March 7, 2018 at 6:40 am

    Boy, it would be such a shame if this junkbox shitbag caught a hot dose of fetty and died. A real tearjerker. 

    Fuck this guy. Die, already. 

  • Jake
    March 7, 2018 at 1:29 am

    Obviously Durgin acts the way he looks, a bottom feeder. The young firefighter, looks the way he is, a winner. A recent grad of Mass Maritime too. Seriously injured, required surgery on his smashed leg. Am sure he will bounce back, since he is a doer in society. Durgin on the other hand, will continue as he is, a loser.

  • OneAdam12
    March 7, 2018 at 1:02 am

    The only disease, Paul Durgin, needs to be suffering from is “lead poisoning”! If the court system want deal with him the locals should.

  • johnnyb
    March 7, 2018 at 12:30 am

    Poop on this “disease” . God dam pansy asses..

  • GingyKidd
    March 6, 2018 at 10:45 pm

    A huge “Thank you” to TBS. It’s been a rough couple of months for me, so it’s been really hard staying positive. Everyday, I come and read the newest stories and oh so colorful comments, and each time I am reminded of just how much I have to be thankful for and how much farther down rock bottom really is. No “disease”, No Narcan, No backpage hooker, No “daddy, No collar and leash. No food stamps and I don’t even buy them second hand. I got my kids, got my house, my debt is managed and I’ve never been the subject of a Turtleboy article. Go me! Thanks again.

    • Hiring_Hookers_Now
      March 7, 2018 at 8:31 am

      I’m crying tears of joy for you.
      Except for the “No backpage hooker,” You don’t know what you’re missing. Some serious ho’s on BP.

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