Professional Shitburger Busted Breaking Into Auburn Home, Again, Ride Or Die Girlfriend He Just Cheated On Defends His Honor On Facebook

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Time to publicly shame some an asshole……

These people who break into homes should be stockaded in town square so we can all pelt tomatoes at them. They are the worst. Coming home to a house that’s been broken into makes you feel so violated. You wish the person was right there in front of you so you could punch their stupid face in. But you know deep down inside you’ll never find out who they are because break ins happen all the time.

But now we have a face, and it’s as punchable as ever:

And I LOVE how the APD posts a picture of him facedown in the victim’s living room. We need more of this from police everywhere. These people need to be shamed. They’re a disease, and they have no intention of ever becoming normal, law abiding citizens. We must know their faces so that we can hurl poo at them if we ever run into them.

Of course this isn’t the first time Chris Katinas has been arrested for breaking into people’s homes. A couple years ago he did the same thing, and was “sentenced” to a year in the house of correction, but never ended up serving dick:

Awesome judges we have in this state. They honestly believe that the filth and garbage that parades in front of them in their courtrooms on a daily basis is somehow redeemable. Does this face look like it’s capable of redemption?

No. That is the face of a professional shitburger. He should be given no breaks, because as we have seen, he is not capable of carrying on as a decent, law abiding human being.

Of course just like any slugrake, he’s always talking about how “life’s going good right now,” because he hasn’t gotten high 48 hours:

People like Chris Katinas also love to point out to the world that they’ve found God:

If you see a huge shithead making references to God on their Facebook page, it’s pretty much guaranteed they’re a junkie. God is all they have to fall back on, and they only started believing in God because the wise old man at the AA meeting told them to. Because contrary to what Chris Katinas posted, he most definitely can and will fail, regardless of whether or not God is in his life. That’s because God can’t make personal choices for you, and he can’t stop you from breaking into someone’s house to feed your habits.

And somehow this ding dong managed to find a woman who would allow him to sink his battleship in her Pearl Harbor.

Now, any normal chick would see pictures like these of her boyfriend splattered on the Auburn PD Facebook page:

And say, “yea, I’m gonna go ahead and find a different guy to fornicate with.” Not Nikki Fortin though. She’s Christopher’s little slice of Shayanna Jenkins ride-or-die chick:

FACTS!!! Because when a trap queen ends a rant by saying “FACTS,” it means everything that preceded it is true. FACTS!!

She’s got a little bit of Gabbi Hebert going on in her Facebook posts:

Yup, he “treats her like a Queen” that she is. Queen Hoodbunny the Magnificent. Apparently she made this post because he cheated on her, she felt like the entire relationship was a waste of time, and then she realized she couldn’t live without him. How long they been together anyway?

Six months!!?? You have no kids with him, you’re not married, you don’t live together, and you can’t break up with him after he cheated on you and got arrested because you’ve been together for all of six freaking months? Oh yea, this chick definitely respects herself. Good thing she allows him around her child. That sounds healthy. Let’s hope a judge with actual common sense decides that for the next 18 months when she seems him it should be in the visiting room of the Worcester County House of Corrections.

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