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Sleazy Top And Junkbox Friend Steal Car, Crash Into Parked Cars, Runs From Car Naked, Turns Out She’s A Backpage Hooker Who Was “Clean” In Heroin Documentary

Sleazy Top And Junkbox Friend Steal Car, Crash Into Parked Cars, Runs From Car Naked, Turns Out She’s A Backpage Hooker Who Was “Clean” In Heroin Documentary

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ABC 6A Pawtucket man and a Wrentham woman were arrested Wednesday after fleeing from police. Pawtucket Police attempted to approach their vehicle at approximately 12:00 p.m. after discovering the 2013 Toyota Tundra had been stolen on Tuesday. The Toyota sped away and sent police on a chase from Pawtucket to Providence where the vehicle struck several parked cars in the process. The truck came to a stop on Nashua Street where Kenneth Polion, 34, of Pawtucket, exited the vehicle naked and fled down a steep embankment. Monica Ciannavei, 24, of Wrentham, exited the passenger side of the truck and was arrested by police.

 

Ciannavei:

  • Possession of a Stolen Vehicle. (2 counts)
  • Conspiracy. (3 counts)
  • Larceny over $1500.
  • Fraudulent Use of Credit Cards. (2 counts)

Of course he was naked. Why wouldn’t he be? The man just oozes sex appeal.

No time for pants. We got cars to steal and people to kill!! I’m sure this is the first incident with this winner:

If you’re celebrating court on Monday then there’s a 99% chance you’re rocking a chinstrap. Hey Kenny, when you getting out cuz?

Kenny loves to share fun stuff like this on the Facebook machine too:

Some of us like to share witty, satirical memes, even when they have to do with sex. Kenny just comes right out and says it, “I wanna stick it in her hole.” Nice.

Monica Ciannavei is a real winner too. It’s not her fault that she steals cars and uses other people’s credit cards to rack up thousands of dollars in bills. She has the “disease” that’s been going around. Yet according to this documentary she was featured in, she is “clean”:

As you can see in the video, Monica says she loves working with kids in pediatrics. Which is great. Because I definitely want someone like this around my children in a healthcare environment.

Not her fault though. She wants congress to discuss more about how addiction is affecting families:

Because it’s not her fault. It’s Paul Ryan’s.

Oh, and she also has a backpage, which is how she raises money when she’s not stealing cars and credit cards Sleazy Top:

How is backpage legal? I don’t get it. It’s not like it’s a secret club or anything like that. Any cop can go on one of these pages, call one of these broads up, and boom – arrested. They’re not exactly hiding.

Anyway, I do feel bad for people who are addicted to heroin. More than anything I feel for their families. But at the same time you gotta hold people accountable for their behavior. This chick is a menace. She’s obviously not interested in getting “clean” and as a result innocent people who made the choice NOT to do heroin are endangered. I hope she reads this. I hope she’s humiliated. Because being nice to these people clearly isn’t working nearly as effectively as public shaming does.

 

 

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17 Comment(s)
  • notafuckup
    July 22, 2017 at 12:06 pm

    Haha this slore over dosed at another “disease” victims wake and pissed and shit herself and then went on facebook saying not to judge her after!!! Also that mugshot looks like her petri dish of a body has started to succumb to the hiv/hep/hpv science experiment gone wrong in her. Feel bad for her family always wasting money sending her to nice rehabs and detox facilities.

  • johnny boy
    July 22, 2017 at 9:45 am

    Monica hasnt looked like that in years….. That mugshot does her more justice to how she looks #no filter. Plus she was on backpage even when she was “clean”. Heard from one of my boys she got gang banged by his entire sober house. Sad but thats who she is with or without the dope.

    • Beuaregard
      July 23, 2017 at 10:04 am

      Amazing the information people have. If guys all worked together we could create a great info network to save others guys from misery, false charges etc. But women are too crafty they’d somehow ruin our fun.

  • Murt Burful
    July 22, 2017 at 8:46 am

    Monica was hot when she was “clean” at age 22 but that mugshot was rough. She looks like she’s 45 in that pic. It’s too bad, that was a prime piece of ass back in the day. Now that’s a prime piece of hep-c junk box.
    That terrorist looking piece of shit should be deported to afghanistan so he can reconnect with his goat fucking bearded brothers

  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    July 22, 2017 at 3:23 am

    She’s not horrible for a chick with a backpage ad. Like… there’s way worse if you look. Massive ham planets mixed in with women who are clearly methed out of their gourds and Asian massage parlors using pictures of models who would never have to work at a rub and tug.

    I’ve been on a long enough dry spell that I’ve seriously given this consideration, in case it wasn’t clear. I’m not proud.

    • Beuaregard
      July 23, 2017 at 10:01 am

      If met in person with no knowledge of her hooking, I’d think I met a hot chick.

  • Renee's Chin Drippings
    July 21, 2017 at 5:20 pm

    Her hole is my goal.

    lmao.

    I gotta try that as a pickup line this weekend. I’m going to hit up Dicks Sporting Goods and get a referee shirt and a whistle.

    “Hey baby… your hole is my goal”

    Gotta admit it though… If I didn’t know she was an addict and a hooker, and I just met her somewhere… I’d definitely hit it.

  • July 21, 2017 at 5:06 pm

    Hey hit me up come to my house at 48 Cedar Street Fitchburg anytime you need money

  • Bill
    July 21, 2017 at 4:19 pm

    Oh Monica. One time at a wake for a guy who died on Heroin she over dosed in the bathroom shit herself and the cops/emt’s had to take her away…..

  • Brian
    July 21, 2017 at 4:02 pm

    How does a horny guy get in touch with her now? Asking for a friend

  • Sonny's Mom
    July 21, 2017 at 3:40 pm

    “So please no cops?” Get real.

  • Noseface
    July 21, 2017 at 3:39 pm

    Kinda wanna fuck her. Not gonna lie.

    • Wabbitt
      wabbitt
      July 22, 2017 at 3:13 am

      And for probably 150 “roses” you can.

      Honestly she’s not horrible looking, but I try to avoid smack heads. But I live in Webster, so that’s almost impossible.

    • johnny boy
      July 22, 2017 at 9:51 am

      That used snatch for a night and $50…. the hep-c and herpes for a lifetime…

  • They call me Ponch
    July 21, 2017 at 2:54 pm

    Hmmmmm, Backpage.

    Caliente.

  • Buck Wheat
    July 21, 2017 at 2:34 pm

    Lookin pnub in ahh da wong paces I be lookin pnub.

    • Keir Darcey
      Rochambeau
      July 21, 2017 at 8:57 pm

      Man, that”s dating yourself. SNL when it was excellent.

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