Sleazy Top And Junkbox Friend Steal Car, Crash Into Parked Cars, Runs From Car Naked, Turns Out She’s A Backpage Hooker Who Was “Clean” In Heroin Documentary
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ABC 6: A Pawtucket man and a Wrentham woman were arrested Wednesday after fleeing from police. Pawtucket Police attempted to approach their vehicle at approximately 12:00 p.m. after discovering the 2013 Toyota Tundra had been stolen on Tuesday. The Toyota sped away and sent police on a chase from Pawtucket to Providence where the vehicle struck several parked cars in the process. The truck came to a stop on Nashua Street where Kenneth Polion, 34, of Pawtucket, exited the vehicle naked and fled down a steep embankment. Monica Ciannavei, 24, of Wrentham, exited the passenger side of the truck and was arrested by police.
Ciannavei:
- Possession of a Stolen Vehicle. (2 counts)
- Conspiracy. (3 counts)
- Larceny over $1500.
- Fraudulent Use of Credit Cards. (2 counts)
Of course he was naked. Why wouldn’t he be? The man just oozes sex appeal.
No time for pants. We got cars to steal and people to kill!! I’m sure this is the first incident with this winner:
If you’re celebrating court on Monday then there’s a 99% chance you’re rocking a chinstrap. Hey Kenny, when you getting out cuz?
Kenny loves to share fun stuff like this on the Facebook machine too:
Some of us like to share witty, satirical memes, even when they have to do with sex. Kenny just comes right out and says it, “I wanna stick it in her hole.” Nice.
Monica Ciannavei is a real winner too. It’s not her fault that she steals cars and uses other people’s credit cards to rack up thousands of dollars in bills. She has the “disease” that’s been going around. Yet according to this documentary she was featured in, she is “clean”:
As you can see in the video, Monica says she loves working with kids in pediatrics. Which is great. Because I definitely want someone like this around my children in a healthcare environment.
Not her fault though. She wants congress to discuss more about how addiction is affecting families:
Because it’s not her fault. It’s Paul Ryan’s.
Oh, and she also has a backpage, which is how she raises money when she’s not stealing cars and credit cards Sleazy Top:
How is backpage legal? I don’t get it. It’s not like it’s a secret club or anything like that. Any cop can go on one of these pages, call one of these broads up, and boom – arrested. They’re not exactly hiding.
Anyway, I do feel bad for people who are addicted to heroin. More than anything I feel for their families. But at the same time you gotta hold people accountable for their behavior. This chick is a menace. She’s obviously not interested in getting “clean” and as a result innocent people who made the choice NOT to do heroin are endangered. I hope she reads this. I hope she’s humiliated. Because being nice to these people clearly isn’t working nearly as effectively as public shaming does.
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18 Comment(s)
She is my girlfriend and she is an amazing person. I was addicted to heroin for many years too and you do stuff you never thought u would to make sure u can get high, so before u judge her know the whole story. I have been with her over 3 years, we both got clean together. And as far as what people say wen she went to another friends wake, she did not shit herself people just like to talk shit. My life has been so much better since i started dsting her, shes a kind compassionate and alll around amazing person. So people need to stop talking shit especially wen u dont even know her. Us addicts do desperate things wen theres no money and u need to get high. So get off your high horse and stop judging her. She has made my life a million times better since i started dating her. So dont talk shit when you dont even know her, and this turtleboy dude just gets off on ragging on people. Get a real job douche, and i czn guarantee she is a million times a better person than you ever will be
Haha this slore over dosed at another “disease” victims wake and pissed and shit herself and then went on facebook saying not to judge her after!!! Also that mugshot looks like her petri dish of a body has started to succumb to the hiv/hep/hpv science experiment gone wrong in her. Feel bad for her family always wasting money sending her to nice rehabs and detox facilities.
Monica hasnt looked like that in years….. That mugshot does her more justice to how she looks #no filter. Plus she was on backpage even when she was “clean”. Heard from one of my boys she got gang banged by his entire sober house. Sad but thats who she is with or without the dope.
Amazing the information people have. If guys all worked together we could create a great info network to save others guys from misery, false charges etc. But women are too crafty they’d somehow ruin our fun.
Monica was hot when she was “clean” at age 22 but that mugshot was rough. She looks like she’s 45 in that pic. It’s too bad, that was a prime piece of ass back in the day. Now that’s a prime piece of hep-c junk box.
That terrorist looking piece of shit should be deported to afghanistan so he can reconnect with his goat fucking bearded brothers
She’s not horrible for a chick with a backpage ad. Like… there’s way worse if you look. Massive ham planets mixed in with women who are clearly methed out of their gourds and Asian massage parlors using pictures of models who would never have to work at a rub and tug.
I’ve been on a long enough dry spell that I’ve seriously given this consideration, in case it wasn’t clear. I’m not proud.
If met in person with no knowledge of her hooking, I’d think I met a hot chick.
Her hole is my goal.
lmao.
I gotta try that as a pickup line this weekend. I’m going to hit up Dicks Sporting Goods and get a referee shirt and a whistle.
“Hey baby… your hole is my goal”
Gotta admit it though… If I didn’t know she was an addict and a hooker, and I just met her somewhere… I’d definitely hit it.
Hey hit me up come to my house at 48 Cedar Street Fitchburg anytime you need money
Oh Monica. One time at a wake for a guy who died on Heroin she over dosed in the bathroom shit herself and the cops/emt’s had to take her away…..
How does a horny guy get in touch with her now? Asking for a friend
“So please no cops?” Get real.
Kinda wanna fuck her. Not gonna lie.
And for probably 150 “roses” you can.
Honestly she’s not horrible looking, but I try to avoid smack heads. But I live in Webster, so that’s almost impossible.
That used snatch for a night and $50…. the hep-c and herpes for a lifetime…
Hmmmmm, Backpage.
Caliente.
Lookin pnub in ahh da wong paces I be lookin pnub.
Man, that”s dating yourself. SNL when it was excellent.