Some Rag Called The Valley Advocate Gave Turtleboy Devil Horns In Their End Of The Year Summary

Turtleboy has been given devil’s horn by some rag of a newspaper out of Northampton who also gave horns to “blue lives matter.”

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Earlier this year we did an interview with some rag out of Northampton called the Valley Advocate because we felt bad for them. They wanted to know why we were being so mean to Trigglypuff and Jennie Chenkin, who loudly disrupted guest speakers at a UMass discussion by yelling “fuck you, get the fuck out of here”,

conspired to throw stink bombs at the event, got arrested in Westfield for burglary, and then whined and threatened to sue Turtleboy, Mount Holyoke student/reporter Kassy Dillon, and the entire UMass Republicans Club for videotaping and broadcasting their humiliating public display of attempted censorship.



Anyway, when we did this interview we assumed that the guy asking the questions was a normal human being who would realize that these two slopbuckets were out of their fucking minds. But instead he kind of turned it around on us and tried to insinuate that it was our fault that people were sending Jennie and Triggly mean messages. That’s because the Valley Advocate reporter, Peter Vancini is a raging SJW himself:


He’s also a racist:


And just to show you what a SJW rag Barstool Sports has become, he’s a fan of them as well:


As it turns out the Valley Advocate did an end of the year write up where they give out “halos” and “horns” (as in, angels and devils) to people who have been good and bad in the past year. Guess who made the devils list?


Of course we did. Then again, so did “Blue lives matter.”


Hey dipshit, blue lives matter doesn’t mean that black lives don’t matter. It’s just something that people said to support the police after five Dallas police officers and three Baton Rouge cops were assassinated by black lives matter terrorists for wearing blue uniforms. The fact of the matter is that the vast majority of black people who are shot and killed every year are shot and killed by other black people, not racist cops. But police officers who were murdered this year were SPECIFICALLY targeted because of the color of their uniform, due to lies and mistruths perpetuated by the black lives matter slugpumps. Kind of a huge difference that anyone with a fucking brain can plainly see. That is why blue lives matter. And if that’s the company we keep then we’re proud to be dubbed with the horns by this rag of a newspaper.

P.S. Check out their Alexa traffic rankings:


They wrote the article about Turtleboy in May. Notice how writing about Turtleboy brought their pathetic ratings back to life. This is why these people write about us – because they know we deliver the page views.



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13 Comment(s)
  • baconlover
    July 18, 2018 at 8:59 am

    Pfffff— devil horns this! Jennie Chenkin’s social security number is 141-83-1917, her driver’s license number is c2151 08637 12912, and her DOB is 9-14-1994.

  • BlackandWhite
    December 28, 2016 at 4:43 pm

    Valley Advocate?? Never heard of it. But if they support SJW’s, then I don’t give a rip about their insignificant opinions.

  • Turd Burglestein
    December 28, 2016 at 3:13 pm

    Just pathetic! I myself take everything written on a blog, Facebook or an obscure shitty rag seriously that’s why I use this as my ringtone…….. and I think of Fiesty!

  • Sloppy
    December 28, 2016 at 2:12 pm

    The downfall of the tabloid seems to have begun around the same time when Kristin Palpini took over as editor a couple years back. Reading her full-page editor’s message every week is like looking into a journal some therapist assigned a chronically unhappy, angry patient to keep in order to help them vent their grievances to a world that is perpetually against them and trying to keep them down. I don’t think Palnini is a very happy person.
    The Valley Advocate is now essentially a platform for her to run her mouth, chastising and insulting anyone with whom she disagrees. Kind of like her paper is accusing TBS of doing here, only they’re right because they’re educated, enlightened liberals so it’s ‘different’.
    It’s no wonder that the Valley Advocate has earned the off-the-cuff nickname of the ‘Barely Adequate’ among the area’s business community…

  • Turd Burglefag
    December 28, 2016 at 1:09 pm

    And some hag called Marie Guilmette gave Greg Marsden a toothless blowjob while they both wore devil horns.

    • Coffee
      December 28, 2016 at 1:27 pm

      Devil horns. Congratulations turtle boy. Your so heavy metal.

  • Bunch of blowhards
    December 28, 2016 at 12:45 pm

    Awww, whats the matter Turtleboy? Did the review trigger you? You need a safe space from the mean writer?

    Fucking pathetic.

    • JoeMomma
      December 28, 2016 at 1:06 pm

      Less than one month till President Trump…….

      The gravy train is running out of track and the freeloaders will soon work or starve like the rest of us. Good times, good times……

    December 28, 2016 at 12:39 pm

    Turtleboy is a band wagon group of losers, relatives of police who feel they are powerful do to their relationship to relatives in law enforcement and drunks.

    His followers are deplorable evil people who push it to the point they do deserve to have piss thrown in their faces.

    Some are recovering addicts who feel they have all the answers.

    Brett Killoran is a pure pos. Yesterday he posted on my twitter that I sexually assaulted family members and that my family has cut their ties.

    Matty Mo is a little bitch who runs his mouth. Aiden Kearney is a sissy maggot who hides but you can listen to him on the radio as they jack each other off.

    • Andrew McDonough
      December 28, 2016 at 1:04 pm

      Why did you kill me Kevin? I didn’t want to die. I wanted to live, but you took that from me. You stole from my family, something that you can’t give back, ever… I’ll never spend another holiday with my family because of your actions. You can never make amends for that, Kevin. I’m dead. Because of you, Kevin. Hell is awaiting you, Kevin. Eternity in the firey pit is awaiting. Prepare yourself, Kevin.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      December 28, 2016 at 2:52 pm

      Dude, why the fuck are you here again? You’re a murdering piece of shit do you think you have any room to talk??

      Get out of here with your false accusations. Go burn in hell…

    • NOT A SJW
      December 28, 2016 at 7:01 pm


  • Brainwashed haters
    December 28, 2016 at 12:14 pm

    No surprise, if one goes against their fascist PC rules. They will try to demonize the individual or organization. This is a prime example !

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