Turtleboy Sports built it’s foundation in Worcester, and we used to get really into Worcester politics. We’ve grown a lot since then so we don’t really write about Woo politics because most people outside of Worcester don’t give a shit about Worcester politics. But I briefly wanted to tell people who NOT to vote for in this election, because these particular people are speech Nazis that represent a threat to all of us if they gain positions of power.

Etel Haxhiaj City Council – City Council

Two years ago Attorney Margaret Melican was interviewing for an unpaid position on the zoning board. She was overly qualified, but the 10 member citizen’s advisory board denied her from holding this position because one member, Etel Haxhiaj, was butthurt that Margaret reads Turtleboy and comments on our Facebook page. According to her Turtleboy is a “local hate blog, that frequently attacks women, women of color and people who live in poverty.”

And this lunatic wants to hold a seat on the City Council. She’s backed by powerful SJW former mayor Joe O’Brien, and finished 7th in the September primary. The top 6 get in. I don’t care who you vote for personally since they all kind of suck, but every vote for another candidate is a vote against her. I don’t care if you don’t agree with my politics, but the idea that you can be denied a position in our city government because you read a blog is absolutely asinine. It’s dangerous, and anyone who thinks it’s OK is a Nazi who is disqualified from holding a position of power.

Masslive wrote about it and criticized us for using funny words.

Posts tell stories of “Hoodrat heroes” and “Fupasloths,” derogatory terms for the subjects of the site’s articles. Many Turtleboy Sports stories are topped with long-winded headlines. For example: “Crazy Unfit Delusional Mother Goes On Extreme Facebook Rants, Blames Ex-Husband and DCF For Losing Custody Of Her Son, Starts A Gofundme To Win Him Back.”

Cry more.

With the School Committee it was pretty tragic that Brian O’Connell died two weeks ago, not only because he was a great guy, but the best member by far. He was a vocal proponent of Superintendent Maureen Binienda, who is being smeared as a racist for not wasting taxpayer money on a chief diversity officer, and supporting schools that suspend kids who break rules, regardless of the color of their skin. There are a bunch of SJWs who want her head running for School Committed and we need to keep them off.

Cara Berg Powers – School Committee

Cara Berg Powers became Turtleboy famous in 2015 when she harassed a woman and her two children in a grocery store for wearing “I Am Turtleboy” t-shirts.

So I was out doing errands in the Woo on Saturday afternoon with my 3 year old and 8 year old daughters, who both happened to be wearing an “I am Turtleboy” t-shirt. A woman stopped me in a store and asked where I got their shirts from. So of course I told her “Turtleboy Sports.” She then went on to tell me that she “works for various nonprofits and political groups in Worcester” (whatever that means…) and that she couldn’t believe that I was letting my daughters wear a shirt that represented the spreading of hate.

As politely as I could (wouldn’t want to give fellow turtle riders a bad name), I told her I agreed with the opinions of Turtleboy Sports. She didn’t even try to hide her shock and disgust with me after that and I’m sure she’s currently trying to figure out a way to track me down and report me to DCF for allowing my children to wear an I Am Turtleboy shirt. But whatevs.

I managed to escape to safety with my turtle-clad children in tow, but I thought it was important to warn others. The hippies are real and they are out there-in places you’d least expect to find them-like the grocery store in the non-organic/GMO free food aisle. Ride the turtle, but beware of the stealthy hippie posing as a regular citizen.

She wants to set policy in the public schools now. She’d likely suspend your kid from school if they wore anything Turtleboy related, because she deems it “hate speech,” which is SJW codeword for “something I disagree with.”

Not surprisingly her morbidly obese bitch-titted husband Jordan Berg-Powers, who took her last name, made up a lie that we called their daughter a “white piece of shit” (she’s biracial), got called out on it, and then claimed we deleted the insult.

This is the kind of lowlife degenerate who wants to run the Worcester Public Schools.

Kind of ironic since Cara’s two brothers were arrested by the FBI for downloading kiddie porn at her mother’s ratchet den on Plantation Street.

It should be noted that Cara wants to get rid of Maureen Binienda as superintendent because she hasn’t hired a “chief diversity officer,” and thinks that schools that suspend students of color for breaking the rules are racist.

Tracy Novick

We overthrew this WASPY west sider years ago, as she held a seat on the School Committee and then lost after we repeatedly exposed her.

Worcester passed a good ordinance a couple years ago outlawing panhandling. Tracy Novick sued the city, won, and cost us over $1 million in taxpayer money.

Tracy Novick lives in a tax free house in West Tatnuck because she exploits a loophole by living on conserved land.

She is also a vocal opponent of the superintendent, and steadfastly supported the disgraced former superintendent Melinda Boone.

Tracy finished 4th in the primary and the top 6 get in. With the death of Brian O’Connell she will sadly win this time. But the goal is to keep the following idiots out:

• Jermah Kamara
• Chantel Bethea
• Jack Foley
• John Trobaugh
• Cara Berg Powers

I’d recommend voting FOR the following:

• John Monfredo
• Diana Biancheria
• Brian O’Connell (would be awesome if he still won)
• Laura Clancey
• Molly McCullough

Realistically, with the death of Brian, it means that one of the douchebags will get in. The goal should be to try to keep it at one.

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