Speech Nazis Who Want To Punish You And Harass Your Kids In The Grocery Store For Reading Turtleboy Need To Lose Resoundingly In Worcester Election Today


Turtleboy Sports built it’s foundation in Worcester, and we used to get really into Worcester politics. We’ve grown a lot since then so we don’t really write about Woo politics because most people outside of Worcester don’t give a shit about Worcester politics. But I briefly wanted to tell people who NOT to vote for in this election, because these particular people are speech Nazis that represent a threat to all of us if they gain positions of power.

Etel Haxhiaj City Council – City Council

Two years ago Attorney Margaret Melican was interviewing for an unpaid position on the zoning board. She was overly qualified, but the 10 member citizen’s advisory board denied her from holding this position because one member, Etel Haxhiaj, was butthurt that Margaret reads Turtleboy and comments on our Facebook page. According to her Turtleboy is a “local hate blog, that frequently attacks women, women of color and people who live in poverty.”

And this lunatic wants to hold a seat on the City Council. She’s backed by powerful SJW former mayor Joe O’Brien, and finished 7th in the September primary. The top 6 get in. I don’t care who you vote for personally since they all kind of suck, but every vote for another candidate is a vote against her. I don’t care if you don’t agree with my politics, but the idea that you can be denied a position in our city government because you read a blog is absolutely asinine. It’s dangerous, and anyone who thinks it’s OK is a Nazi who is disqualified from holding a position of power.

Masslive wrote about it and criticized us for using funny words.

Posts tell stories of “Hoodrat heroes” and “Fupasloths,” derogatory terms for the subjects of the site’s articles. Many Turtleboy Sports stories are topped with long-winded headlines. For example: “Crazy Unfit Delusional Mother Goes On Extreme Facebook Rants, Blames Ex-Husband and DCF For Losing Custody Of Her Son, Starts A Gofundme To Win Him Back.”

Cry more.

With the School Committee it was pretty tragic that Brian O’Connell died two weeks ago, not only because he was a great guy, but the best member by far. He was a vocal proponent of Superintendent Maureen Binienda, who is being smeared as a racist for not wasting taxpayer money on a chief diversity officer, and supporting schools that suspend kids who break rules, regardless of the color of their skin. There are a bunch of SJWs who want her head running for School Committed and we need to keep them off.

Cara Berg Powers – School Committee

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Cara Berg Powers became Turtleboy famous in 2015 when she harassed a woman and her two children in a grocery store for wearing “I Am Turtleboy” t-shirts.

So I was out doing errands in the Woo on Saturday afternoon with my 3 year old and 8 year old daughters, who both happened to be wearing an “I am Turtleboy” t-shirt. A woman stopped me in a store and asked where I got their shirts from. So of course I told her “Turtleboy Sports.” She then went on to tell me that she “works for various nonprofits and political groups in Worcester” (whatever that means…) and that she couldn’t believe that I was letting my daughters wear a shirt that represented the spreading of hate.

As politely as I could (wouldn’t want to give fellow turtle riders a bad name), I told her I agreed with the opinions of Turtleboy Sports. She didn’t even try to hide her shock and disgust with me after that and I’m sure she’s currently trying to figure out a way to track me down and report me to DCF for allowing my children to wear an I Am Turtleboy shirt. But whatevs.

I managed to escape to safety with my turtle-clad children in tow, but I thought it was important to warn others. The hippies are real and they are out there-in places you’d least expect to find them-like the grocery store in the non-organic/GMO free food aisle. Ride the turtle, but beware of the stealthy hippie posing as a regular citizen.

She wants to set policy in the public schools now. She’d likely suspend your kid from school if they wore anything Turtleboy related, because she deems it “hate speech,” which is SJW codeword for “something I disagree with.”

Not surprisingly her morbidly obese bitch-titted husband Jordan Berg-Powers, who took her last name, made up a lie that we called their daughter a “white piece of shit” (she’s biracial), got called out on it, and then claimed we deleted the insult.

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This is the kind of lowlife degenerate who wants to run the Worcester Public Schools.

Kind of ironic since Cara’s two brothers were arrested by the FBI for downloading kiddie porn at her mother’s ratchet den on Plantation Street.

It should be noted that Cara wants to get rid of Maureen Binienda as superintendent because she hasn’t hired a “chief diversity officer,” and thinks that schools that suspend students of color for breaking the rules are racist.


Tracy Novick

We overthrew this WASPY west sider years ago, as she held a seat on the School Committee and then lost after we repeatedly exposed her.

Worcester passed a good ordinance a couple years ago outlawing panhandling. Tracy Novick sued the city, won, and cost us over $1 million in taxpayer money.

Tracy Novick lives in a tax free house in West Tatnuck because she exploits a loophole by living on conserved land.

She is also a vocal opponent of the superintendent, and steadfastly supported the disgraced former superintendent Melinda Boone.

Tracy finished 4th in the primary and the top 6 get in. With the death of Brian O’Connell she will sadly win this time. But the goal is to keep the following idiots out:

  • Jermah Kamara
  • Chantel Bethea
  • Jack Foley
  • John Trobaugh
  • Cara Berg Powers

I’d recommend voting FOR the following:

  • John Monfredo
  • Diana Biancheria
  • Brian O’Connell (would be awesome if he still won)
  • Laura Clancey
  • Molly McCullough

Realistically, with the death of Brian, it means that one of the douchebags will get in. The goal should be to try to keep it at one.



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33 Comment(s)
  • Ray Patriarca
    I just threw up in my mouth
    November 6, 2019 at 7:15 pm

    Can you imagine the smell that must emanate from the bedroom after Kara Berg and El Gordo get down slapping fat together?
    Probably smells like the back door of a Tuna boat on a hot August afternoon.

  • Publius
    November 5, 2019 at 6:40 pm

    voted 5 in each race. wish this was up yesterday. did throw kamara a vote. the only one not on the endorsed list. imperative novick, berg and the weird name stay off. if novick only nut who gets on the night is a success.

    • Meeeaaaahh
      November 5, 2019 at 8:02 pm


  • WeRFucked
    November 5, 2019 at 5:50 pm

    Why do fat white women always date black guys? Why do black guys pretend to be attracted to fat white women?

    • Startled Pancake
      November 5, 2019 at 5:56 pm

      One is desperate

      the other is wholly unscupulous

      you may judge which one is which

    • Kim Wescott
      Too much info too late
      December 10, 2019 at 12:34 am

      I’m not exactly what you would call FAT – -I’m a bit heavier than a size 6 Miss America model. Probably i’m more than a size 10. No shortage of dating prospects…white, black, Hispanic. I don’t care.. I don’t ask much, really – . Be respectful. A gentleman. With a job. Without a record. Single.

      Lest you feel superior in your prowess to men of color, ooooh, oooh, you shouldn’t. It’s not just size, though that matters to some extent. And they’ve got you beat there BIG TIME! Its more the motion of the ocean, and very much related to .hungry for dinner you have in front of you. And she also should be hungry.

      When American and Latino lovers seem to think a dinner plus wham bam thank you mam is quite enough..sorry, .

  • JoeMomma
    November 5, 2019 at 5:14 pm

    Thank You TurtleBoy!

    I had no idea Jabba the Hutt lived in Massachusetts.

  • Cheddah
    November 5, 2019 at 4:43 pm

    I can’t imagine how bad that poor kids shirt smells now. Especially in the shoulder vicinity area…

    • Meeeeaaaaahhhhh
      November 5, 2019 at 5:04 pm


  • Meeeaaaahhhhh
    November 5, 2019 at 4:14 pm


  • Christopher Lettiere
    November 5, 2019 at 2:48 pm

    Remember Guys, get out and vote today!

    Personally, I won’t vote for anyone with a D next to their name; they’re all complicit in child grooming/open borders.

    Vote Red!

  • Now what
    November 5, 2019 at 2:46 pm

    pffft. everyone knows shiptars are the most corrupt people of the westen hemisphere.

  • Christopher Lettiere
    November 5, 2019 at 2:18 pm

    Is Margaret Melican the original Limerick poster on TB?
    Sorry, DS, but I think Margaret is the OG poet.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      November 5, 2019 at 3:06 pm

      I’m pretty sure she was. I remember her posts.

    • MrSmiley
      November 5, 2019 at 9:17 pm

      Way back when. Turd, feisty, bobnmic. Couple other names I’m forgetting.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      November 6, 2019 at 3:07 am

      I had no idea there had been previous poetry on here. Before my time. 🙂

  • Judge dread
    November 5, 2019 at 2:07 pm

    I was convinced that that creature was Jessica Yaniv.

  • Stevie G
    November 5, 2019 at 2:00 pm

    Is the silverback gorilla in the picture the fat cunts husband?

  • Craigville
    November 5, 2019 at 1:58 pm

    Hey Cara Berg from your picture you should be complimented
    For a morbidly obese disgusting douchebag I must say for a fat broad you don’t sweat much

  • Russmo
    November 5, 2019 at 1:42 pm

    Just imagining that fat sweaty cunt Berg accosting someone in a super market
    At the time she was probably elbow deep in a box of Oreos

  • Vinnie Severe
    November 5, 2019 at 1:36 pm

    Cara Berg what a fat disgusting slob
    Nice picture of her hugging her pet orangutang

  • Russmo
    November 5, 2019 at 1:32 pm

    I’ll bet Etel is eating that bull duke Maura Healy’s snatch
    What a couple real douchebags

  • randiguy2006
    Um, no.
    November 5, 2019 at 1:26 pm

    They don’t want to harass MY kids in the store.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    November 5, 2019 at 1:24 pm

    WTF is in the water up there to make so many people so morbidly obese? Donut glaze?

    • GoKartMozart
      November 5, 2019 at 9:12 pm

      Tonsil glaze.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    November 5, 2019 at 1:24 pm

    Looks like Healey is going in for a grab in that first pic.

  • josh abrams
    November 5, 2019 at 1:19 pm

    This should get 2 more people to the polls. Keep up the good work.

  • randiguy2006
    November 5, 2019 at 1:18 pm

    Did you make your kids pay for their merch?

  • randiguy2006
    November 5, 2019 at 1:12 pm

    Its cute that you think your readers vote.

    • Stevie G
      November 5, 2019 at 1:38 pm

      Put the tip of your tongue up my asshole

    • Startled Pancake
      November 5, 2019 at 6:00 pm


      so….you don’t?

      So why are you here?

      So adorable, pretending you don’t care.

      We care because YOU care.

      GDOTR: Justice is coming, little one!

  • Teach
    November 5, 2019 at 1:06 pm

    Molly McCullough is iffy. Surprised you would endorse her.

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