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Springfield Powderpoon Junkbox Kills 13 Year Old Boy While Jammed Up, Drives Away, Friends Go Free My Boi On His Facebook Page

Springfield Powderpoon Junkbox Kills 13 Year Old Boy While Jammed Up, Drives Away, Friends Go Free My Boi On His Facebook Page

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SourceThe driver charged with leaving the scene of a Sunday night crash that killed a 13-year-old pedestrian entered an innocent plea at his arraignment Monday in Springfield District Court. Joshua Cutler, 35, of Springfield, has been charged by Springfield police with leaving the scene of an accident. Judge Michael Mulcahey ordered Cutler to be held in lieu of $35,000 cash bail. He is currently being held for 90 days without bail, however, because his bail has been revoked in a previous case. Police charge Cutler was driving the car that struck two teens as they crossed Breckwood Boulevard at around 7:15 p.m.

One of the teens, a 13-year-old boy, was pronounced dead at Baystate Medical Center. His name has not yet been released to the media. The other teen suffered minor injuries, according to police. Assistant District Attorney Robert Schmidt told the court that when police searched Cutler’s car, they found three empty heroin packets. “The officers noticed that his eyes were bloodshot and he was sweating profusely,” Schmidt said.

No additional charges have been filed against Cutler beyond leaving the scene. “We are still investigating the OUI portion of the case, Schmidt said. Cutler has a significant criminal history, including charges of armed robbery and possession of heroin in 2008, Schmidt said.

Oh look, another shitbag career felon junkbox given leniency by a Massachusetts judge so that he could kill an innocent person. Shocking.

The free my boi patrol is all over his Facebook page too:

Respect his privacy?

That’s not how Internet court works. Dude killed a 13 year old and drove away. If you hit a kid on accident, I understand you’d probably be shitting your pants. But driving away? Unforgivable. If there was a crowd assembling and you feared for your life then drive a couple blocks away and call the cops. Whatever you do, don’t make the cops come find you.

Oh yea, and he was high. Guess we should respect that too. Because he got the bug that’s been going around, so I guess it’s not his fault, right?

Then there was this:

Wait…..what?? Prayers for everyone involved in the accident? As in, the driver included?

I’ll pass on that prayer. The driver is not a victim. He willingly did heroin, drove his vehicle into two kids, and then ran away. In fairness we don’t know if he’s technically at fault. They’re 13 year old kids in Springfield. They wouldn’t be the first of their age to walk into the street when it’s not their turn to walk into the street. But the only things that matter are, 1) the driver was high, and 2) he ran. When you do that you don’t get my imaginary Facebook prayers.

Look, killing a person while I’m driving is one of my worst nightmares. It’s one of the only things a normally law abiding person could realistically end up going to jail for. But this wasn’t some tragic mistake that a normally respectable human being made. Ya know how I can tell? This:










And of course this

Phat Farm. If you have ever felt the urge to purchase anything that says Phat Farm on it, you’re probably gonna end up on Turtleboy someday. That’s just science.

All the telltale signs were there really. If you’ve done at least three of these things, chances are you subscribe to the ratchet belief that “only God can judge”:

  • Posed for a Henny selfie
  • Uttered the term, “Henny Got me like”
  • Used the n word on social media
  • Bragged about fishtailing your car, and then commented that it’s all good because you’re “good at getting head in the whip and not crashing it”
  • Posted a picture with your tongue down a chick’s pole polisher on the Facebook page that your Mom who you live with can see
  • Dated a girl who refers to you as “my mans”
  • Bragged about driving 101 mph in second gear
  • Posed for a picture of yourself driving a car with the seat leaned all the way back like you’re trying out for “White Boyz n The Hood”
  • Posed for a picture while holding your flat brimmed hat so that we can all see you elected to keep the sticker on the brim

Josh Cutler did all of the above. This wasn’t a tragic mistake. It was a pattern. A pattern of a selfish individual enabled by a series of lenient judges who ultimately got a 13 year old killed.


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12 Comment(s)
  • Karim
    September 28, 2017 at 3:11 pm

    You can also add the fact that he did stop for the 2 boys twice before hitting the gas and making them a target.. Shitbag would be an understatement ..

    • RemixTheDawn
      October 24, 2017 at 3:18 pm

      This is 100% false information. I lived right next door to the victims. The scumbag didn’t intentionally hit the kid, OR say “why do you care, he’s just a Puerto Rican”. He’s trash, no doubt.

      But the fact of the matter is, there wasn’t any racist crap happening. Just heartless, unethical, self centered, arrogant, criminal crap. He is a worthless waste of space who deserves to rot in jail for life. Hopefully he will. But don’t make shit up.

  • Nick
    September 27, 2017 at 7:18 am

    To say that lenient judges caused this is bullshit. The judge in this case revoked his bail in the previous case and set bail in this case at $35,000. Without his criminal record being published, there is no way to prove that if previous judges had been harsher, the result would have been different. His possession/robbery CHARGES were in 2008, and being charged is not the same as being convicted. Without knowing these case outcomes, it’s much less reasonable to blame judges.

    I understand the writer is angry (we all should be at this kind of incident), but to direct that anger at the judges rather than this guy’s parents, upbringing, and general life choices is a real logical mistake by the author. Don’t blame judges for a sick society.

  • Wabbitt
    September 27, 2017 at 3:12 am

    Shocked it wasn’t a Bulls hat.

  • Richard Ponce
    September 26, 2017 at 9:00 pm

    You forgot to put he told the first arriving officer that” why do you care the kid was Puerto Rican”! Scumbag

    • SmellyChocha
      September 26, 2017 at 11:07 pm

      Can you possibly provide a link to him saying that?

      When I google this: “joshua cutler”

      Which searches ONLY, for the term joshua cutler, none of the articles have that information.

  • eric
    September 26, 2017 at 2:31 pm

    I know this dirt bag. if I ever see him again I’m gonna crack his fucking head open

    • Richard Ponce
      September 26, 2017 at 9:43 pm

      Dude in court he showed no remorse

  • citypoint
    Stan the man
    September 26, 2017 at 1:43 pm

    If you’re over the age of 12 and still rocking the baseball hat backward,and an adjustable to boot, you should be slapped. Hard!

  • FA
    September 26, 2017 at 10:41 am

    Those are withdrawal symptoms. Ironically, it sounds like the problem is that he WASN’T high while driving. He was in a rush, panicked, and had his senses dulled by the withdrawals with a fatal crash as the result.

  • My name here
    September 26, 2017 at 10:08 am

    Time for no narcan list. After a certain amount of felonies or overdoses these people should have to sign DNRs then no narcan for you. As this pos will likely get out sooner than we would all like, I say give him some cash drop him at his dealers straight out of jail and have the issue resolve itself.

  • Kerri Bishop
    September 26, 2017 at 6:18 am

    Is it just me or do Facebook make out pictures ALWAYS make you throw up a little too?

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