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Yesterday we wrote this genius from Providence who thought it would be wise to sell stolen inspection stickers on various Facebook pages:
Brilliant Rhode Island Man Selling Stolen Inspection Tickers On Facebook Page With 25,000 Members
Less than 24 hours later this happened:
This is what we do at Turtleboy Sports. We send bad guys to jail. Writing about assholes all day is fun and all, but it’s really worth it when you see that you’re making a difference. Someone send us a message today saying that this genius’s real name is in fact Anthony Tannenbaum. But, I dunno. There’s a movie called the Royal Tannenbaums, so it sounds made up. Plus this guy doesn’t exactly look German.
Either way, he’s going to jail. Once less scumbag off the streets. This is why we fight. This is the Turtleboy Sports Revolution.
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14 Comment(s)
I sense a brilliant case of the ‘dindu nuffins’ coming shortly from this one
So wait a sec…is he going to give himself stiches? He snitched on himself so therefore the stitches must come from him as well? Rambo gave himself stitches but he didn’t snitch.
Damn – I was hoping to grab on of these stickers so I could have a fake roadworthy jalopy and go pick up my bitch Fiesty then pull off the side of the road and pull each others crabs from our pubes. Damn. Plus I wanted her to take a Turd so I could wack off watching and finger myself.
Wow, what a fucking dickweed. Just couldnt say no to the
hood-rat lifestyle
What’s to investigate? Kick down his door and shoot him in the skull!
The guy’s name is Anthony figueroa from N. Providence Rhode Island and after a quick google search he’s been in trouble with the law as recent as December Smart cat
How come all the Puerto Ricans around here are Yankees fans?
New Yo-ricans my man, they’re way fucking worse the the ones from the island by any measure too.
Way to keep it classy, boys!
Don’t come with that classy shit, the fabric of our society is coming unstitched. The compelete absence of personal responsibility, and you expect spectators to “keep it classy” ? Fuck you and the horse you rode in on you self righteous apparatchik
If TB has taught us anything, this type of behavior is conducted by Hispanics, Blacks, Asians, and whites, etc. etc.- it is not confined to any one race.
I personally work hand in hand with ~30 Puerto Ricans (some from the island, some from N.Y. who sometimes wear Yankee hats) who wake up everyday to carve our a life for themselves and their families by working in support of our Armed Forces.
But, according to you, if I saw them at Home Depot speaking Spanish to their spouse and kids, I should get up in their face and tell them to stop tearing my social fabric.
P.S. Telling a guy to blow you is gay.
Psst, those spics you work with? Hate your fucking guts, talk shit behind your back, and will patronize you daily to make a buck. Don’t be a cuck BobonPaul.
He is one stupid beaner, not to single him out …most spics arent very bright.
The photo is reminding of Halloween. Any chance taking off the costume and fake facial growth.