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The Topless Fight Video Of The Fall River Baby Mommas Fighting Over Incarcerated Womb Broom Is Everything You Dreamed It Would Be And More

The Topless Fight Video Of The Fall River Baby Mommas Fighting Over Incarcerated Womb Broom Is Everything You Dreamed It Would Be And More

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The other day we blogged about the skagbag mom of the year drama out of the shithole known as Fall River. It involved two chicks named Amber Jade and Tieonah Addington, who apparently have been beefing for months over a real winner named Matthew Byrd, who lays the pipe and spreads his seed in every River Rat junkie he can find. Unfortunately for Amber and Tieonah he is currently incarcerated (again), but it hasn’t stopped them from vying for his womb broom once he gets out.

Anyway, we found the fight videos! That’s right, they fought not once, not twice, but three times. And it was a ratchet’s wet dream!! Here’s round 1: (warning NSFW – someone forgot to wear a bra)

Why does every ratchet fight have to look like two wildebeest competing for mating rights?

Well, I guess it makes sense. These chicks are basically as attractive as a wildebeest, and they’re fighting over the right to mate with the town dirty dick. Then again, this is the everyone gets a trophy generation, so it’s safe to say that Matthew Byrd is gonna be throwing both of them a pity lay regardless of who won.

And for the record, it appears as if Tieonah was the victor in round 1, but mainly because of the uniform malfunction on Amber Jade’s part:

I hate when I go to fight a rival baby momma and forget to wear my sports bra. At least Tieonah respected the ratchet code though – when the gerber servers make an appearance the other team is granted an automatic timeout.

Here’s round 2:

Is there anything more grimy than having your friends shout, “Do it for baby Matthew,” as you engage in Skanko-Roman wrestling in the middle of a public street with another skag who also bore a child from the sperm donor who your spawn is named after?

As if baby Matthew would somehow be proud that his mother is doing this while he sits in foster care and attempts to recover from being born addicted to heroin.

They weren’t done, time for round 3:

There are multiple human beings who refer to these skagbeasts as “Mom.” At least one of them isn’t even remotely close to having custody of her kids, and what are they doing to get their kids back? Brawling with rival baby mommas in the street. That’s perfectly normal behavior. Let’s hope we can find a nice gay couple out in P-Town to adopt these kids so they don’t have to grow up thinking this is normal.

Poor Amber Jade though. It just wasn’t her day. You know it wasn’t your night when your friends start turning on you during the fight:

“Punch her Amber, you’re not doing shit. What the fuck is this?”

Mickey Goldmill would’ve walked out of the ring during that sad performance. Maybe next time at least remember to wear a bra girl!!

 

 

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13 Comment(s)
  • Ebt queens
    May 25, 2017 at 10:54 pm

    We need baby daddy to Facebook live a q&a sesh

  • Big Raymond
    May 25, 2017 at 6:32 pm

    Disgraceful, Florida has nothing on Massachusetts, dregs of society everywhere here. This appears to be yet another Ginger Involved Act of Public Masshole, possibly 2 Gingers. The other women egging-on the violence between these 2 slobs are just as bad, zero dignity. I don’t always read Turtleboy but when I do, I wash my eyes out with hand sanitizer afterwards, horrible yet fascinating.

  • Mystressovmayhem
    May 25, 2017 at 12:49 pm

    Typical gutterslugs fighting over who gets sticky with a male slug. It’s disgusting. They should be ashamed. He’s playing both these boner garages and they don’t even know it! Probably sitting in his criminal cave going “I got these bitches going crazy. Dey all be loving them my “D” aiiiiight!” Trash! All three of these and anything else has or will sleep with him that pig!

  • May 25, 2017 at 12:13 pm

    Neither one of those gutter rats can fight.

    • Ratchets are fun!
      May 25, 2017 at 7:17 pm

      I know! See those weak ass punches the “winner” was throwing? Bet she thinks she’s super tough. They’re both huge pussies, big barks no bite… (thank Christ bc who knows what diseases they carry) ghetto ass bitches.

  • Murt Burful
    May 25, 2017 at 12:12 pm

    One thing we can tell is that amber can take a pounding and rather enjoys it. Those big ole fun bags weigh her down some. Oh yeah, definitely would!

  • TIG OLE BITTIES
    May 25, 2017 at 11:27 am

    These women are deplorable yes but I will give them credit for using their fists and duking it out as opposed to bringing a gun and ruining more people’s lives. Make no mistake these 2 are Ratchets in every sense of the word but at least they are alive and have the possibility to change into good citizens. The percentage of this happening is small but there is a chance. I’m just saying FACTS

    • Talisman
      May 25, 2017 at 12:17 pm

      Nah, they need to simultaneously end each other, 3 paces, one shot.

  • Party Randy
    May 25, 2017 at 11:06 am

    I’d be in a poncho and a divers suit if I thought I had a chance of being within 1000 feet of any one of those people’s blood.

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