In Boston we got EBT Phone Homies clogging up the highway by riding on I-93. In Danvers we got basic white bitches having a slap fest and clogging up 128 over who cut who in line at Trader Joe’s.
OF COURSE one of them is driving a Subaru. Guaranteed there’s groceries in the back and none of them are in plastic bags because….global warming.
Once the Real Housewives of the North Shore finally gets syndicated, it’s gonna be the most highly rated show of all time. You think YOUR kid is getting the solo in the upcoming recital? Think again. This is what happens when you mess with a bad bitch on her way home to Beverly. Don’t get it twisted though – she grew up in Revere. She don’t play that. You can move these people to Middleton or Danvers or Wenham or wherever. You can take the ratchet of Revere, but you can never take the Revere out of the ratchet.
(Editor’s note – I have no idea if either one of them are from Revere, just playing the odds on this one)
The blonde gave her the Manchester Matador by the Sea with the door too. Video starts off with her standing in front of it, keeping the Peabody porridge queen caged in the vehicle where she belonged. When she realized that she was clearly overpowered she stepped back and let Isaac Newton do his magic.
Down goes Donna!
You know these chicks have lived outside of the 95 belt for too long because they immediately went to the open fist slap, instead of the closed fist that they were taught growing up.
Next thing you know they’re waltzing to the Minuet in G.
Mercy!!
Anyway, I would love to know who these ladies are. This appears to the be the license plate of the Nissan registered to the brunette:
What do you think? 23H K85? That’s what it looks like to me. If any turtle riders wanna run that one for us we’d love to interview them and have them on the next episode of Turtleboy Live.
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Beverly, Salem, Danvers and Peabody are all Brockton North.
See ya at Fiesta BITCH!
News didn’t reveal names but both found and charged. One of them is 65 and both stand to lose their license indefinitely if they don’t show up to court. Also the younger one (hard 33) is being charged with assault on a person over 60 which ups the ante right into a felony. Hoping someone can dig up names.
Its true they fight like girls
Rhonda Rousey they’re not.
One of em’s been identified as 33?? Daaaamn…….by the looks of either one that is 33 Hard years!!
Thats 33 in ratchet years = 50 in normal years
I got her in her prime 15 years ago.
That’s HAYWOOD
She was a good lay back in high school. I was a freshman and she was a junior roast beef.
The North Shore is pretty low on the classiness scale overall. Spend about 30 minutes anywhere on or shortly off Route 1 up that way and this becomes apparent pretty quickly. Danvers for example is like the Beverly Hills for Guidos.
Women are great at driving, just kidding.
Absolutely March ” Massholes of the month winners…
We would also accepted Malden or Everett.
Would and would.
EBT? They look white.
@ Randall Guy
And it would appear you can’t read.
shut up randy you fucking idiot
Girl fights are just so adorable.
Unfortunately these altercations are commonplace today in Trump’s America.
After a shaky start, I think the brunette would be the victor
“The women were identified by police as a 33-year-old from Gloucester and a 64-year-old from Beverly.” Old news, Staties beat ya to it…
“State police did not release the names of the women involved, but said charges were being considered in consultation with the Essex District Attorney’s office.”
For Christ’s sake! Doesn’t anybody ever headbutt anymore? As soon as Red October moved her face into range, Corduroy Queen should have fed her some forehead.
Then it would have been, “How’s that broken nose working out for you, fatty?”
If the Green New Deal, which outlaws cars and cow farts, had been in the place at the time this never would’ve happened!
I am forced to endure this sort of mass-holery twice per day during my 128 commute and this comes as no surprise. Put the Dalai Lhama behind the wheel in 128 and he will quickly become just another dick from Burlington
Heading home to Marblehead I bet
Hahahahahaha. What a couple of cunts. Somehow it’ll be Trumps fault.
or GW