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Turns Out Daddy Dick Pics Wrote The Most Ironic Post Ever To Grace The Internet On The Kingston Locals Page, Has A Creepy Twitter, And Has Been A Huge Creep Since The 90s

Turns Out Daddy Dick Pics Wrote The Most Ironic Post Ever To Grace The Internet On The Kingston Locals Page, Has A Creepy Twitter, And Has Been A Huge Creep Since The 90s

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Earlier today I wrote about this level 3 creepstick who was arrested for “accidentally” exchanging noodz on snapchat with a 17 year old girl he was also sexually involved with in real life, presumably because he tripped, fell into her, and unwittingly became a sleazy child predator.

Well, according to our comment section, anyway, Mike is super accident prone, because this apparently is a longstanding habit of his.


You mean this guy is a serial sleazeball? No way.

He seriously looks the the tubby love child of Mr. Clean and Brett Michaels.

In an utterly sick and somewhat hilarious twist of fate, turns out human douchenozzle went out of his way to warn the community about potential sexual predators messaging the town’s young teenage girls.

Now that’s what you call eliminating the competition.

His twitter, where he goes by the name “Big Sexy Mike”, is full of the most cringey videos and images I have set eyes on in quite some time, and I go down a lot of internet rabbit holes.


“Call me by my name.”

“Fat ass.”

“Call me by my name”

“Fat Ass.”

“Call me Big Sexy Mike.”


I just threw up a little in my mouth.

I honestly want to know what sort of witchcraft this chud is employing to get laid at all, let alone by his cougar smoke show wife and a bunch of young girls. Who looks at this


And does anything but recoil in horror? How do your nethers not dry up like the Sahara as soon as the shirt comes off, let alone get even a tiny bit moist? I’m honestly perplexed by this.

So. Fucking. Gross.

But hey, Mrs. Smokeshow – if our comments section is any indication of the real world (it is), you’ll have plenty of choices at your disposal should you chose to lose the fat balding creepshow. It should be a cakewalk to find a guy who won’t slip and fall into statutory rape charges every time it’s his turn to drive carpool.

19 Comment(s)
  • Ddog
    February 25, 2021 at 5:06 am

    Any updates on this lady’s man?

  • Ana
    March 24, 2019 at 12:59 pm

    This entire post should be deleted. None of you know anything about this man and what he has done for the community. His family is his number one priority to him and just because of one little misunderstanding, where he accidentally sent a picture he meant to send to his wife, everyone talks so much shit and thinks they know so much about him. He never got a girl pregnant, and has no criminal record whatsoever. Why don’t you all find something better to do than look at a fake website with fake news on it. How do you think his family feels seeing this? How do you think that girl feels seeing this? Btw, age of consent is 16. So if she wanted to sleep with him, so be it. Everybody mind your own damn business. And who are you to judge his sex life?? In order to attract women there has to be something amazing about him. So keep his name out of your god damn mouths and get a life.

  • Lipstickhippie
    Lipstick Hippie
    December 13, 2018 at 5:09 pm

    He looks like he’s been carried around by the nostrils.

  • deflateddoritodinks
    December 13, 2018 at 2:10 pm

    Woman are lonely and desperate.

  • Harry Knobbs
    December 13, 2018 at 1:41 pm

    Just another example that looks definitely aren’t everything when it comes to the female mind…by the way who lives in Kingston? Is that one of these MA towns where tats, goatees and cargo shorts are all the rage?

  • Bruh
    December 13, 2018 at 1:06 pm

    What’s with the sudden uprise In pedophiles in Kingston this holiday season?

  • Gah
    December 13, 2018 at 1:03 pm

    Someone should start a go fund me for the wife! And hook her up with a date! 

  • Private Dick
    December 13, 2018 at 11:05 am

    Checked out his twitter. Dude follows wayyyyyyyy too many teenage girlies…

    • Marky Prince's Cuz
      December 14, 2018 at 2:36 am

      Profile of a stalker… pedo and rapist seem possible. Can see him singing boy-band karaoke and dancing around like a Hanson Brothers nightmare psycho.

      Chubby man-boy is a flake acting 16… any chance he is friends with Marky Prince from Webstuh?

      • Ana
        March 24, 2019 at 1:04 pm

        He is NOT a rapist, or a pedophile. Age is just a fucking number and if this girl wanted to have sex with him, so be it. In case you haven’t read the police report, it says CONSENSUAL. Keep your opinions to yourself because no one wants to hear it especially him, his wife and children.

  • Full Throttle Moped
    December 13, 2018 at 5:26 am

    Looks like a gay Hulk Hogan imitator, he’s popular in Provence Town during “Bear Week”. He isn’t into high school girls, that’s just his cover for something more disturbing… high school boys.

  • Y
    December 12, 2018 at 10:39 pm

    • candy man
      December 13, 2018 at 5:19 am


  • Kimberly
    December 12, 2018 at 10:36 pm

    I’m perplexed, too. No way would I go near that!

  • Turdchomper
    December 12, 2018 at 10:07 pm

    Mrs. Smokeshow please message me.

    • Ana
      March 24, 2019 at 1:01 pm

      You are such a disrespectful fuck. Do you think women are for free like that?

  • whatevuh
    December 12, 2018 at 10:04 pm

    If he’s been doing this shit for that long, his wife can’t be too fucking bright either, you can have it . . . . just because she’s good looking, don’t mean shit, she must be nucking futs

  • Exit 69
    December 12, 2018 at 9:55 pm

    I knew there was more to this guy. He didn’t just all of a sudden start doing this shit.Yeah ill take the wife anytime

    • Ana
      March 24, 2019 at 1:08 pm

      You’ll “take the wife anytime” ? Who do you think you are? What a cunt of a mother you must’ve had to raise you this way.

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